i coould fly (that would be sale enough, i think). im eternal YEAH THAT WOULD BE COOL i cant get sick I RARELY DO NOW i get super strength A PLUS i get super speed NOT REALLY A PLUS IF IT AFFECTS THE FOLLOWING vampire chicks are always really hot, and love sex i love the night OK NOW ACCORDING TO ANNE RICE'S VAMPIRES THEY CANT HAVE SEX....I WOULD NOT BE IMMORTAL IF SEX WAS OMMITED I THINK ONLY BIBBO COULD HANDLE THAT, AND NOT NECESSARILY ALL VAMPIRE CHICKS ARE HOT..IVE SEEN SOME NASTY GOTH CHICKS...BUT GIVEN THE IDEA THAT SEXIS APPLICABLE FOR VAMPIRES A DEFINITE HELL YEAH!
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cant go out during the day WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO DO ANYWAY BESIDES WORK?!?!?!?! PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE IS OPEN IN NIGHT HOURS have to drink blood NO BIGGIE.... I'D BE LIKE THE CONFESSOR AND GET CRIMINALS im clausterphobic -- cant handle coffins SHIT YOURE ONL;Y SLEEPING IN IT id miss day time / warm sun NOT AS MUCH AS I'D ENJOY ETERNAL SEX
quote:Originally posted by THE Franta: ACCORDING TO ANNE RICE'S VAMPIRES THEY CANT HAVE SEX....
BURN HER!!!!!!
what the fuck kinda stupid ass rule is that??? why cant they have sex???
quote:I WOULD NOT BE IMMORTAL IF SEX WAS OMMITED I THINK ONLY BIBBO COULD HANDLE THAT, AND NOT NECESSARILY ALL VAMPIRE CHICKS ARE HOT..IVE SEEN SOME NASTY GOTH CHICKS...BUT GIVEN THE IDEA THAT SEX IS APPLICABLE FOR VAMPIRES A DEFINITE HELL YEAH!
yeah, i've seen the whorish goth chicks -- the vampires that appear on montel williams, with the dentist filed teeth (um... y'know, toots, montel tapes during the day). they're not cute.
but most of the ones in movies typically are. lets focus on those.
quote:cant go out during the day WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO DO ANYWAY BESIDES WORK?!?!?!?! PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE IS OPEN IN NIGHT HOURS
eh, i like the day time. the night is better, ill vouch for that, but... i like goin out durin the day. i like goin to day ball games. i like layin on the beach. i like looking at girls laying on the beach, etc.
quote:im clausterphobic -- cant handle coffins SHIT YOURE ONL;Y SLEEPING IN IT
you have to FALL asleep in it. yer awake when y'go in -- that'd freak me out.
quote:id miss day time / warm sun NOT AS MUCH AS I'D ENJOY ETERNAL SEX
I think I'd do it for sex & to just be able to read comics for millenia to come.And vampires too can have sex according to Marvel.Check the Tomb of Dracula mini that came out back in '90 or '91.This college chick hops on to Dracula & raving about how great he was & how she wants to do it again.
cant i just sleep in, like, a basement with no windows? ... i mean, geez, i KNOW im dead, do i have to show it while i sleep?
and, yeah, nightclubs are fantastic (i DO live in hoboken now -- nightclub hotspot for east coasters). they FAR beat out the beach, in terms of chicks and sluttiness.
however... i duno. i like the day time, man!
like i said, id pass it up in a "heartbeat" to become a vampire, but... id definitely miss it.
I would become a vampire because, quite honestly the cons can be circumvented quite easily.
Mythical vampires have the ability to gain immunity to those things which would kill a normal fledgeling. So, whlie sunlight, water, and stakes to the heart might be really nasty for the first century you'd eventually find you could walk outside with little more than some sunglasses.
Vamps can have sex. Why couldn't they? You don't lose your equipment when becoming one of Cain's brood.
As far as drinking blood goes, you could just take some really hot chicks and make them your blood dolls. When a vamp drinks a human's blood it leaves them with a euphoric feeling and very susceptible to mind control. Hence many mythical vamps keep harems of living women who service both of their hungers.
Oh yeah, and who says you have to sleep in a coffin? You're practically a god, sleep wherever you damn well please!
The one drawback is that your soul is forever stuck in limbo. Damned by God, but not accepted into hell. If you do meet an untimely demise you don't get an afterlife.
All vamps are strong and fast, but flight is a special ability possessed by certain broods. If you want that make sure you are turned into a Kindred by someone of that clan.
Vous want to be une Anne Rice Mummy, vous can eat all vous want, have all le sex vous want, live forever in day or night, never need sleep, never catch disease or be killed by any type of weapon sort of un major explosion, all wounds can be healed, have above average strenght et intellegence, et have le body of un god! Only draw back es le hunger for sex et food never dies. But what le fuck? If je was living forever, all je would want to do es fuck et eat! Zat es correct!
k, so, i'd need to fly. gotsta find me one of those flying types. gotta get the super strength n'speed. GOTS to have the hot vampire sex. "bathe her, and bring her to me!" ... blood... eh, im goin the steak route or the hot chicks. both're tasty!
and, im likin the "gain powers" method. that'll get me back outside during the day -- i dig that.
as for the coffin... i agree with you guys -- i dont see the necessity of livin in a coffin at night. sure, as a younger vamp, ill need to ditch the daylight n'what not, but im sure there's a few underground basements or... shit, i've worked in office buildings with no windows all day.
Ann Rice is full of crap. Angel and Spike are allways getting laid.I think Ann Rice for brains is the only Vamp storyteller that doesn't want her vamps getting laid.
id get laid all the time, were i a vampire. id use the hypnotic power thing 24 hours a day.
tho queen of the damned was purdy bad, it did sorta emphasize an interesting point -- that vampires have to always remain a secret. ... and, actually, i think that might start to bother me.
sure, there's all the cool super powers, and immortality, and, of course, all the hot chicks you can eat! but... after awhile, id get pretty pissed that i had to live in the shadows all the time. i think id find that incredibly difficult.
Rob, as of right now - Spike is boinking Buffy, and sleeps in a bed in a crypt. No coffins for that cat.
He doesn't stick to the shadows as much as he should, and even drives during the day (aluminum foil wrapped up over the windows, only *direct* sunlight burns him).
I'll take Joss's version of vamps anyday! But, then again, they can't fly either, they're just kinda superstrong. So you either got - flying, or sex? LOL
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I'm down with all the cool shit that accompanies vampirism. One big con no one's mentioned is that no matter what vampire world you live in there will always be generations of sons of bitches that do nothing but train their whole lives in hunting you and your friends down. That kinda sucks.
or the hot chicks. both're tasty!
