It is illegal in Elkhart, Indiana, for a barber to threaten to cut off a youngster's ears...what about an oldster?
It is illegal to take more than 2 baths a month within Boston confines.
It is impossible for a pig to look up at the sky and people can not lick their elbows!!!!! be sure to remember that the next time you stick your elbow in spagetti =)
It is impossible for a solar eclipse to last for more than 7 minutes 58 seconds.
It is impossible for anyone to verbally count up to the number 1 trillion
it is impossible to drink more than a gallon of milk in 1 hour without throwing up!!!
It is impossible to get water out of a rimless tyre.
It is impossible to land on planet Jupiter, because, scientists believe that below all the gases and liguid there is a center [core] which is made up of small ball of pressurized iron, but it is impossible to tell for sutre.
It is impossible to sneeze and keep your eyes open at the same time.
