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With Valentine's Day spoiling everyone's mood, I wanted to give the ladies a reason to smile...or laugh. Whatever.
Below are links to pics I originally took for the Be A Men's Health Model contest.
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Sheeeeeeeeit! Hot Damn...Where do a sista sign up? And once I do sign up, will all stiff body parts come tied in a red bow?
Just asking.
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Sheeeeeeeeit! Hot Damn...Where do a sista sign up?
If you were participating in the on-campus fundraiser I've volunteered for, you'd have to stand in line at the Student Union Building next week and pay a $5 service fee. For the women of these boards, however, my services are free. Furthermore, I am at your whim. If there is some errand that needs to be attended to, I am at your service. Hell, if you want me to write poetry inspired by you and engage in the practice of Kama Sutra, I'm yours. Just as long as it's legal and reasonable.
A three course homecooked meal and full-body massage are standard.
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Princess Koriand'r said:And once I do sign up, will all stiff body parts come tied in a red bow??
Just asking.
Sure, why not? 
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Brian, you shouldn't post these pics here. You should be careful with the assmonkeys, now they know how you look like!
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lol! the last one looks like it was taken on a prison cell cot! uh oh! 
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Brian, you shouldn't post these pics here. You should be careful with the assmonkeys, now they know how you look like!
Oh dear Brian you appear have got Mxy horny.
I never knew he could be so protective!
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Damn it.  Did you guys even bother reading the title of this thread? I named it "Strictly for the Ladies" for a reason. If you're not a woman, leave.
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Bye bye! :sneaks into the corner with Mxy with a video recorder. "We'll make a million off the internet distributions!" he says:
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Brian A. Ortiz said:
Damn it.
Did you guys even bother reading the title of this thread? I named it "Strictly for the Ladies" for a reason.
If you're not a woman, leave.
Well that explains your prescence.......being gay and all means you sorta qualify as a lady I guess!
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I'M NOT GAY! I have never been, nor will I ever be gay. Bad enough I have to endure the sexual bias of being a virgin in day-to-day life. I don't stand for it there, nor will I condone it here.
Now get back to the subject of this thread: making the women happy!
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"I'M NOT GAY! I have never been, nor will I ever be gay. Bad enough I have to endure the sexual bias of being a virgin in day-to-day life. I don't stand for it there, nor will I condone it here."
You're a virgin who protests about this gay thing quite a bit...Doth you protest too much?
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hey, I'm a virgin! but thats mostly because I'm ugly. 
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I already told you I won't sleep with you Bunny! gob! why must you keep asking!?
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i'm not asking you're begging!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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if you keep molesting me I'm going to have to give in!
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oh sugar you're forgetting about the other day.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I don't remember i was drunk!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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and it was cold! 
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Brian A. Ortiz said:
With Valentine's Day spoiling everyone's mood, I wanted to give the ladies a reason to smile...or laugh. Whatever.
Below are links to pics I originally took for the Be A Men's Health Model contest.
Hello Brian sweety!
Looks like hunting season has started!
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oh Gob no! its the Assmonkey! Brian, run! FOR THE LOVE OF GOB RUN YOU SEXY BASTARD!
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OH FUCK! BRAIN SERIOUSLY, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE ASSMONKEY'S WILL DO TO YOU!!!!!!
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Oh man,this does not bode well,even I am afraid of the assmonkeys!
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I'M NOT GAY! I have never been, nor will I ever be gay. Bad enough I have to endure the sexual bias of being a virgin in day-to-day life. I don't stand for it there, nor will I condone it here.
Now get back to the subject of this thread: making the women happy!
no wonder these guys pic on u....u must really be gay
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He denies it but us assmonkeys can sniff out gayness from miles away............hold on,Robs on his way home.
Oh & Brian,welcome to the hunt!
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Shit man, all kidding aside, those assmonkeys are fucking scary... I wasn't kidding when I told you about them Brian, they assmonkeyed someone I know and he never was the same.
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it was MisterJLA. we...we don't like to talk about it.
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I eat assmonkeys for breakfast! Having said that I have to ask Brian how exactly does he keep the ladies satisfied...if he's a freaking virgin???? I never met a women who was ever satisfied just looking at pics of a half neekid man! Especially a man w/ a hairy mole growing out of his right shoulder. They'd tear into that and leave the poor guy holding himself...wait a minute...you are holding yourself in that one pic...eeewwwwwwwwww!!! Now that's just too damn Michael Jackson for this white boy! 
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Wow... LLance and the Assmonkey in the same thread...
Brian, you best get used to being Gay, because between the two of 'em, you're gonna get lots of anal action in the near future!
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RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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Wow... LLance and the Assmonkey in the same thread...
Brian, you best get used to being Gay, because between the two of 'em, you're gonna get lots of anal action in the near future!
I wouldn't be taking any showers at the YMCA w/ FNB either if I were you Brian!
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I eat assmonkeys for breakfast!
Why does that not surprise me?
We always knew you were an eater of the cock!
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C'mon LLance -- virgins need love too... ...especially us straight ones!  --once over and too pale and pudgy to pose shirtless--
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But you're so damn handsome in that kilt!
Why are so many vigins on this board looking so hard for pity?
Sometimes I wish I didn't know now the things I didn't know then.
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Look,I've told you all before,if you wanna lose yer virginity just PM Rob & he'll be more than happy to butt fuck you from here to eternity!
He will steer clear of Brian though as he doesnt wanna upset the assmonkeys!
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Brian A. Ortiz said:
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I'M NOT GAY! I have never been, nor will I ever be gay. Bad enough I have to endure the sexual bias of being a virgin in day-to-day life. I don't stand for it there, nor will I condone it here.
Now get back to the subject of this thread: making the women happy!
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