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#264235 2004-02-17 3:18 AM
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welcome back to everyone's favorite (and "amazing!") game

beat this caption!

the deal:

ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it.

you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange)

mmkay?

here we go:



haha! just kidding! no million dollars - this not reality show!

ok! top that!


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Eye level?

Close enough! American bosoms very good!


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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thedoctor said:
"You buy Japanese car. I buy American woman. Global Economy at work."





The winner?


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