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welcome back to everyone's favorite (and "amazing!") game beat this caption!the deal: ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it. you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange) mmkay? here we go:  "the monk needs food, badly!ok! top that!
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"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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monk trap! Gods version of mouse trap!
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And now for something completely different.(I thought of this before I scrolled down, thank you.)
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the worlds largest litter box.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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The Mexican remake of Star Wars just didnt have the special effects budget of the original,neither the Death Star or Ben Kenobi were that convincing!
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That oughtta keep those damn kids out of my yard!
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"Hmm... What's this graffitti say? 'You look like a retard in that robe.' Hey!"
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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Quote:
Rob Kamphausen said:
welcome back to everyone's favorite (and "amazing!") game
beat this caption!
the deal:
ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it.
you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange)
mmkay?
here we go:
"the monk needs food, badly!
ok! top that!
OK,here goes:
"Dang,I KNEW I should have checked my road map when they gave me the directions to the new monastery!"
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"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
--Invader Zim
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George Lucas: "Well, in the original release of the Bible, the technology just wasn't available to convey the granduer and epicness of it all. But with my new Special Edition, we're able to go back and digitally add all the things that God wanted to do with the first, but couldn't."
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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thedoctor said:
George Lucas: "Well, in the original release of the Bible, the technology just wasn't available to convey the granduer and epicness of it all. But with my new Special Edition, we're able to go back and digitally add all the things that God wanted to do with the first, but couldn't."
THE WINNAH!!!
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
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And that's terrible.
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britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
"Man in robe stands near wall"
Sorry, guys, this is tha winnah! 
How do you come up with this stuff, bsams? Please, tell us your secret!!
And that's terrible.
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creativity runs through me!
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His mind is ablaze with genius!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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He should go easy on the hair care products then.
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The Catholic House exhibit opens at the Los Angeles Zoo.
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