#18742
2003-06-09 7:55 PM
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Only one movie truly conveys the entire feeling of the phrase "Worst Movie of ALL Time".
Highlander 2: The Quickening
Moulin Rouge gave it's best effort to topple Highlander 2, but even that dreck couldn't quite do it.
--Rich
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#18743
2003-06-09 8:24 PM
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Do you mean enjoyably bad or unwatchable bad?
Enjoyably bad..megaforce....horribly funny
Unwatchable bad..Chairman of the Board..Carrot top...so horrible I could only watch 20 minutes and i can watch anything....
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#18744
2003-06-09 9:57 PM
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Anything with Jim Carey in it.
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#18745
2003-06-10 12:18 AM
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The Fat Spy, from 1964, starring Phyllis Diller.
Just go with me on this one.
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#18746
2003-06-11 3:02 AM
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Eddie, with Whoopie Goldberg.
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#18747
2003-06-11 3:20 AM
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Eraserhead...made by David Lynch. His first movie, and the worst.
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#18748
2003-06-10 4:08 PM
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Let's Talk About Sex
There's a reason none of you ever heard of it. It was in the theaters, even.
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#18749
2003-06-10 4:52 PM
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The Caveman's Valentine: Pure, unadulterated S-H-I-T. What in the fuck was Samuel L Jackson THINKING?!?!
Chicago: 2 hours of "Hey gang, lets put on a show! Watch me sing, watch me dance! Aren't I talented"? I wanted to leave 5 minutes in but my girlfriend's so cheap she suffered along for the whole fucking waste.
Attack of the Clones: Note to George Lucas: Having a zillion dollars DOESN’T make you a screenwriter. Put a crow-bar in your wallet and hire one for the final turd. P.S. AVOID 4 year olds racing spaceships or midgets in stupid teddy-bear suits…
Collateral Damage: Schwenagger... No more to be said… I liked the part where he was going to "blend in" in South America. Do steriods cause brain damage?
There are more but this is some of the shit I actually spend money on.
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#18750
2003-06-10 5:19 PM
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Screamers, a sci-fi flick with Peter Weller. That was one that was so boring that me and my friends were simply stunned into sitting through the whole damn thing. I later found out it was "adapted" from a Philip K. Dick story, which made it that much worse.
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#18751
2003-06-10 9:55 PM
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How about the StarTrek movie where the gang is sitting around the campfire farting? I watched because it was Trek but it hurt!
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#18752
2003-06-10 10:09 PM
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Plan 9 from Outer Space was pretty bad. Lots of dumb, dumb stuff, there. After a while, my friends and I couldn't even make fun of it anymore... it was just too painful... ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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#18753
2003-06-10 10:14 PM
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Nothing But Trouble ....with Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, and Dan Akroyd.
Freddy Got Fingered with Tom Green.(I did laugh at lots of parts in this movie though)
Animal with Rob Schneider
Just about anything with Dana Carvey.
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#18754
2003-06-10 10:19 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
Just about anything with Dana Carvey.
Please tell me you're not including the Wayne's World movies in that broad, sweeping statement... ![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
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#18755
2003-06-10 10:25 PM
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No definitely not, Wayne's World Rocked.....I just saw Master of Disguise with Carvey...The movie had it's moments.......but it was pretty bad. Jennifer Esposito was really really hot though.
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#18756
2003-06-10 10:50 PM
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#18757
2003-06-11 1:03 AM
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Ho ho ho.. you all forgot the absolute worst movie... BIO DOME!!!
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#18758
2003-06-11 1:59 AM
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I agree with some of the above... and siagree with a few. But oh, heck, I'll just list my own candidates for the Hall Of Shame...
KING KUNG FU -- A martial-arts gorilla! I'm not making it up! We saw the video box, we both laughed uncontrolably, we rented. 10 minutes in, my pal Jim said, "Usually when I see a film with production values this low the actors are NAKED by around this time..."
HALLOWEEN 5 -- the "hero" of the previous movie (which was surprisingly GOOD!) gets killed 15 minutes into this one. The thing meanders for the rest of its length, too much of it with stupid people in badly-shot footage. Then at the end, the "mystery" villain who's been hanging around slaughters an entire prcinct of police-- OFF-CAMERA-- and you suddenly realize the entire film only existed as a SET-UP for the NEXT sequel-- which, just to make it WORSE, didn't come out until 6 years later!!! (ARGH!)
ALIEN 3 -- ditto, on 50 times the budget, and all the more infuriating because the film it's a sequel to was SO FUCKING GOOD on EVERY SINGLE LEVEL that it set a new standard for excellence in its genre, still not topped to this day-- and the follow-up, which was completely uncalled for, utter misguided, and completely creatively bankrupt, was an insult to viewers, to the series it was part of, to those who made it, and to movies in general. (And IF Sigourney Weaver BELIEVES what she said in an interview concerning the film-- she's one of the BIGGEST a-holes in Hollywood...)
You know... BATMAN AND ROBIN DON'T EVEN COME close TO THESE! It's down there... it's just not THAT far down there.
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#18759
2003-06-11 8:51 AM
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Tomb Raider
The only time I've ever wanted to walk out of a film. But I was in the middle of the back row and didn't want to walk past every person in the room.
But sat outside waiting for the film to finish and my mates to come out would have been less torture. Much less.
Close second: Mission Impossible 2
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#18760
2003-06-11 10:50 AM
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Battlefield Earth with John Travolta.
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#18761
2003-06-11 8:49 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
Just about anything with Dana Carvey.
Please tell me you're not including the Wayne's World movies in that broad, sweeping statement...
All right then anything with Mike Meyers.
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#18762
2003-06-11 8:51 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kilgore Trout:
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Attack of the Clones: Note to George Lucas: Having a zillion dollars DOESN’T make you a screenwriter. Put a crow-bar in your wallet and hire one for the final turd. P.S. AVOID 4 year olds racing spaceships or midgets in stupid teddy-bear suits…
I try not to even think of those "prequels" as movies...I prefer to look at them as george Lucas' home movies for his kiddies.
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#18763
2003-06-11 8:52 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve T:
Tomb Raider
The only time I've ever wanted to walk out of a film. But I was in the middle of the back row and didn't want to walk past every person in the room.
But sat outside waiting for the film to finish and my mates to come out would have been less torture. Much less.
Close second: Mission Impossible 2
II forgot about that one!
Thank God my brother and I brought enough beer to heckle it!
Another one I almost fell asleep through...Armageddon!
Never say either MI...and dont plan on it either..
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#18764
2003-06-11 9:50 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
Plan 9 from Outer Space was pretty bad. Lots of dumb, dumb stuff, there. After a while, my friends and I couldn't even make fun of it anymore... it was just too painful...
I second the nomination.
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#18765
2003-06-12 2:11 PM
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A movie I saw on Monstervision: SuperBeast. I still don't know what happens or anything about it. The movie is just a crazed mish mash.
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#18766
2003-06-13 3:31 AM
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Shopping
Simply awful British movie starring Jude Law (I think) and Sadie Frost as a couple of ram-raiders (People who steal cars and then drive them through shop windows in order to carry out robberies).
When Shopping came out, it received glowing reviews in the style magazines and managed to get a cinema release.
It's the only movie, I've seen in a theatre, where I considered walking out.
The couple behind me spent the entire movie laughing at the preposterous dialogue.
I also thought the Matrix Reloaded was a big pile of shit - a padded storyline (five minutes of people gyrating in a cave to some bad techno?!?), some awful cod-philosophy about free will, and fights that were so over-choreographed that they reminded me of the punch-ups they used to have on Batman, the TV Series (The one with Adam West). I think I'll give the third installment a miss.
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#18767
2003-06-12 5:26 PM
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Jean-Claude van Damme's "CYBORG"...
ugh.
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#18768
2003-06-12 6:57 PM
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I walked out of Ronin with Robert DeNiro.
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#18769
2003-06-13 12:53 AM
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Did Robert invite you or did you ask him out?
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#18770
2003-06-13 2:09 AM
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#18771
2003-06-13 6:03 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Poverty Lad:
Jean-Claude van Damme's "CYBORG"...
ugh.
that's my choice as well.
to me the whole film was Van Damme and his Gym buddies saying "hey gang, let's go to an abandoned factory and make a movie! I'm a cyborg, Ok? You're the bad guys. Let's rock!".
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