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1. Rob Kamphausen: status unknown. presumed to be cross dressing nuclear zombie
2. THE Franta: deceased
3. I'm Not Mister Mxyptlk: Alive and chillin'
4. TK-069: Alive and running a smut house on the west coast
5. britneyspearsatmyshorts: no record of his existance made it to the future. presumed alien.
6. Nowhereman: alive, scaring small children
7. Dave: Alive, living normal life
8. Animalman: alive, converted mormon and has 8 wives.
9. Ultimate Jaburg53: Status unknown. presumed to be a hermit molestin' small children
10. Disco Steve: deseased
11. Allan 1: status unknown. presumed to have melded with a Mercury Sable after a nuclear meltdown.
12. thedoctor: no record of his existance made it to the future. presumed time traveller.
13. MisterJLA: Alive, incarcerated
14. Kristogar Velo: Status unknown, could be lying about being alive or deceased.
15. Uschi: Alive, still a bitch.
16. ROY BATTY: deceased
17. LLance: deceased
18. Chewy Walrus: status unknown, presumed to have mutated into a showtune singing walrus.
19. Stupid Dogg: Alive, retired to Canary Islands with Lindsay Lohan.
20. Pig Iron: deceased
21. Grimm: Alive, nuclear fallout made him large mass of goop.
22. Lothar of the Hill People: status unknown, presumed returned to Hill People.
23. PJP: deceased, survived wars but commited suicide to get away from nagging greek wife.
24. Danny: deceased
25. THE bsams: see entry #5
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Lindsay Lohan? I find that disturbing considering she looks exactly like my cousin.
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Bullshit.
I'll be in the top twenty five soon. Some posters higher than me hardly post anymore if at all.
now known as rex
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Deceased? That's all you got to say is deceased? Did I not go out in an interesting way?
-----once over and twice twisted---------
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Tell me more about my West Coast Smut House.
He fixes the cable?
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6. Nowhereman: alive, scaring small children
Nice to know that some things will never change.
And that's terrible.
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21. Grimm: Alive, nuclear fallout made him large mass of goop.
The sad thing is it's not that much of a change.
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LLance said:
Deceased? That's all you got to say is deceased? Did I not go out in an interesting way?
I TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE WITH THE HEART ATTACK. I'D TELL YOU HOW YOU GOT IT BUT I CAN'T ALLOW MCDONALDS TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS. WE HAD TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AROUND YOU, WHICH WAS FITTING IN A "WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE?" KIND OF WAY.
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TK-069 said:
Tell me more about my West Coast Smut House.
YOU'RE NOT ONLY CONSIDERED THE NEW LARRY FLINT BUT YOU'RE CALLED THE BLACK RON JEREMY IN AN INTERVIEW BY JENNA JAMESON.
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Does that mean that Jenna Jameson finally bangs Ron Jeremy in the future?
And that's terrible.
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6. Nowhereman: alive, scaring small children Nothings changed then
13. MisterJLA: Alive, incarcerated Always knew he was a gaypist
14. Kristogar Velo: Status unknown, could be lying about being alive or deceased. He was probably deleted
17. LLance: deceased Big fucking surprise
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Kristogar Velo said:
Does that mean that Jenna Jameson finally bangs Ron Jeremy in the future?
NO, JENNA IS 70 YEARS OLD IN THE FUTURE, IT'S JUST A COMPARISON TO POPULARITY AND ENDOWMENT.
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Bullshit.
I'll be in the top twenty five soon. Some posters higher than me hardly post anymore if at all.
rexstardust: Alive, still no girlfriend, living in parents cellar.
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I'm the black Ron Jeremy! Quote:
He fixes the cable?
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Hi,I'm from an alternate timeline where I became a woman.
It was the best way for me to get some cock!
I was never a real man,and always loved the cock,so I finally decided to become a woman.
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8. Animalman: alive, converted mormon and has 8 wives
Sweet.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Yes,I'm one of them.
The other seven are:
Kristine Velo
Roberta Kamphausen
RAE BATTY
ALLanceah
Disco Stephanie
MissJLA
Stupid Bitchh
I was never a real man,and always loved the cock,so I finally decided to become a woman.
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Christine Oakley said:
Yes,I'm one of them.
The other seven are:
Kristine Velo
Roberta Kamphausen
RAE BATTY
ALLanceah
Disco Stephanie
MissJLA
Stupid Bitchh
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Looks like Stupid Bitchh aint that far off!
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Everyone dies in the future except for me because I'm just someone's alt ID!
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Wow I'll be like old in 25 years.....gosh a whole 50...like the ages of my parents. Gosh.......so sad and somewhat scary ;p
Hrm....as for me? I'll probably have a condo by the beach and be teaching high school math *crosses fingers* full time and spent the remainder of my time surfing :P In all likelyhood.....I'll probably still be in Dallas, living in an apartment, and teaching at Dallas ISD :P
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Wow I'll be like old in 25 years.....gosh a whole 50...like the ages of my parents. Gosh.......so sad and somewhat scary ;p
Hrm....as for me? I'll probably have a condo by the beach and be teaching high school math *crosses fingers* full time and spent the remainder of my time surfing :P In all likelyhood.....I'll probably still be in Dallas, living in an apartment, and teaching at Dallas ISD :P
actually you run a prison full of little black children. After you start teaching you save up all your money to build the prison on the nuclear wasteland that was once Disneyland. And you make black children build it with their tears.
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If I go.......I'm taking all of you down with me.
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If I go.......I'm taking all of you down with me.
You made me...promises promises...
...you tell stories, we tell lies.
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7. Dave: Alive, living normal life
Huzzah! Animalman will be cleaning my pool in the future.
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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be
surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
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You know what? In the future, G-Man still loves the cock.
OOK OOK ACK EEK!
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Urg no longer loves cock, of any kind.
This was your Spandex Monkey Man announcement. Thankyou!
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