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Reports: J.Lo Marries Singer Marc Anthony
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BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Jennifer Lopez (news) reportedly married Marc Anthony in a small ceremony at her home on Saturday, less than six months after she ended her high-profile engagement to Ben Affleck (news).
Both Us Weekly and People magazines reported the nuptials. Messages left by The Associated Press with representatives for both Anthony and Lopez were not immediately returned, and neither magazine published comment from their publicists.
For Lopez, 33, the marriage would mark her third — the first was to waiter Ojani Noa in 1997, the second to dancer Cris Judd in 2001. Noa lasted a little more than a year; Judd for nine months.
Anthony, the Latin singing sensation, just divorced former Miss Universe (news - web sites) Dayanara Torres last week in the Dominican Republic. The pair, wed in 2000, have two young sons, and he has a daughter from a previous relationship.
Lopez — the singer-actress-fashonista more famously known as J.Lo — has kept her romance with Anthony, 34, decidedly more low-key than her engagement to Ben Affleck, which was a magnet for tabloid attention. The 18-month "Bennifer" romance featured a near-wedding, but it was scuttled at the last minute with the couple blaming excessive media attention.
Lopez also famously dated Sean "P. Diddy" Combs — back when he was still "Puffy" — for two years before the couple broke up in February 2001.
It was unclear when Anthony and Lopez were engaged. The two first dated in 1999 and had been seen together since Lopez's split from Affleck. Lopez had reportedly been wearing a dazzling new diamond engagement ring for several weeks.
White tents and an altar were set up outside Lopez's house on Saturday, with folding chairs on both sides of an aisle, Us reported. The two were married shortly after 6 p.m. before about 40 guests, Us reported. Lopez reportedly wore Neil Lane jewelry and a dress with a veil. Lopez's mother, Guadalupe, arrived at the event in a limousine with Anthony, "Entertainment Tonight" reported.
Anthony and Lopez were both born in New York.
Us reported that Saturday's wedding was coordinated by Sharon Sachs, who also planned Lopez's wedding to Judd and the canceled wedding to Affleck in Santa Barbara.
Lopez was on screen most recently as Affleck's wife in "Jersey Girl." She dies minutes into the film.
Anthony, a salsa superstar who has also had crossover success, is releasing a Spanish album, "Amar Sin Mentiras," on Tuesday. He has also dabbled in acting, and appeared in the recent Denzel Washington (news) film "Man on Fire."
 I give it 6 months. maybe.
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I'm just waiting for my turn! 
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This news is more depressing than Creed breaking up.
And that's terrible.
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I'm just waiting for my turn!
Did you get your draft number? Mine was 175608 but I was able to trade it for 776199.
Is the ink even dry on his divorce papers and he's marrying this half-talent lunatic? Ugh...If they last a year, I'll be amazed.
I wouldn't fuck her with Chewy's dick and Sammitch pushing...
Ugh.
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half-talent.
Don't even give her that much talent. Shaking your ass and whoring is not a talent.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I wouldn't fuck her with Chewy's dick and Sammitch pushing...
I think I speak for Sammitch and myself in saying that you wouldn't fuck anything that way...
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I think I speak for Sammitch and myself in saying that you wouldn't fuck anything that way...
It's a figure of speech. No disrespect meant.
That said, I still would hit that. Ever. I'd bang Courtney Love before her.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Does J.Ho only marry on the rebound or something? She married Judd after breaking up with Diddy; she marries Antony after breaking up with Affleck.
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JLo will marry anyone, then leave em in 2 weeks, she is the biggest whore
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Id mark this news in the column...
WHY SHOULD I GIVE A FLYING FUCK?
YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
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Id mark this news in the column...
WHY SHOULD I GIVE A FLYING FUCK?
Can I have your turn?
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Franta said:
Id mark this news in the column...
WHY SHOULD I GIVE A FLYING FUCK?
the answer to your question is: there is no reason to give a flying fuck, ever.
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Id mark this news in the column...
WHY SHOULD I GIVE A FLYING FUCK?
I agree.
At least with Jordan, you gotta admit he's got a loyal fanbase...but I think if Gigli proved anything, it's that the media cared much more about Lopez than the public ever did.
And that's terrible.
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LONDON (Reuters) - British bookmakers offered odds of 3-1 Monday that singer/actress Jennifer Lopez and her new husband Marc Anthony would divorce by the end of the year.
Lopez, 33, has already been through two marriages that lasted little more than a year. She broke off an A-list celebrity engagement to actor Ben Affleck in January after the couple called off their wedding last September.
Anthony was granted a quickie divorce in the Dominican Republic a week ago from his wife of four years, a former Miss Universe (news - web sites).
Ladbrokes is also offering 10 to one odds that "J-Lo marries more than eight times in her life, beating Elizabeth Taylor," a spokesman said.
Those who never quite accepted that Lopez and Affleck had split for good after one of Hollywood's most tumultuous romances also have a chance to bet.
The bookmakers are offering 14-1 odds that Affleck and Lopez are married by the end of 2004.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I read that. Friggin' hilarious! 
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I think there should be a three-strikes rule for marriages.
If you're that lousy at picking a partner that you fail three times in a row at marriage, you should take yourself out of the game. Once is a bad choice, twice is coincidence . . . three times has gotta be your fault.
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Reports: J.Lo Marries Singer Marc Anthony
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BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Jennifer Lopez (news) reportedly married Marc Anthony in a small ceremony at her home on Saturday, less than six months after she ended her high-profile engagement to Ben Affleck (news).
Both Us Weekly and People magazines reported the nuptials. Messages left by The Associated Press with representatives for both Anthony and Lopez were not immediately returned, and neither magazine published comment from their publicists.
For Lopez, 33, the marriage would mark her third — the first was to waiter Ojani Noa in 1997, the second to dancer Cris Judd in 2001. Noa lasted a little more than a year; Judd for nine months.
Anthony, the Latin singing sensation, just divorced former Miss Universe (news - web sites) Dayanara Torres last week in the Dominican Republic. The pair, wed in 2000, have two young sons, and he has a daughter from a previous relationship.
Lopez — the singer-actress-fashonista more famously known as J.Lo — has kept her romance with Anthony, 34, decidedly more low-key than her engagement to Ben Affleck, which was a magnet for tabloid attention. The 18-month "Bennifer" romance featured a near-wedding, but it was scuttled at the last minute with the couple blaming excessive media attention.
Lopez also famously dated Sean "P. Diddy" Combs — back when he was still "Puffy" — for two years before the couple broke up in February 2001.
It was unclear when Anthony and Lopez were engaged. The two first dated in 1999 and had been seen together since Lopez's split from Affleck. Lopez had reportedly been wearing a dazzling new diamond engagement ring for several weeks.
White tents and an altar were set up outside Lopez's house on Saturday, with folding chairs on both sides of an aisle, Us reported. The two were married shortly after 6 p.m. before about 40 guests, Us reported. Lopez reportedly wore Neil Lane jewelry and a dress with a veil. Lopez's mother, Guadalupe, arrived at the event in a limousine with Anthony, "Entertainment Tonight" reported.
Anthony and Lopez were both born in New York.
Us reported that Saturday's wedding was coordinated by Sharon Sachs, who also planned Lopez's wedding to Judd and the canceled wedding to Affleck in Santa Barbara.
Lopez was on screen most recently as Affleck's wife in "Jersey Girl." She dies minutes into the film.
Anthony, a salsa superstar who has also had crossover success, is releasing a Spanish album, "Amar Sin Mentiras," on Tuesday. He has also dabbled in acting, and appeared in the recent Denzel Washington (news) film "Man on Fire."
I give it 6 months. maybe.
I don't even give it that much. They'll be divorced by fall, I'll bet.
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Ive a brilliant plan!
JLo can star in the Bachlorette!
She can go for many seasons picking husbands!
Hell she can probably do two or three an episode...
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I can't believe no one here would hit this for one night... 
"You kind of get tired giving the other team credit. At some point you've got to look in the mirror and say 'I sucked.'"
Alex Rodriguez, after the NY Yankees were eliminated from the 2006 ALDS by the Detroit Tigers.
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I can't believe no one here would hit this for one night...
She's an annoying, emasculating shrew with no tits and a fat ass. The only way I'd fuck her is either with a gag in her mouth or with her knocked out completely. She's a Diva who'd be too busy complaining about the fucking she was getting to be any good in bed...
For Latina lovin' give me Eva Mendes or Salma Hayek anyday. Hell, I'd slap skins with Charro before I'd bang J. Lo.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I can't believe no one here would hit this for one night...
I never said I wouldnt give her a shot
she IS a no talent piece of trash
but Id still do her...
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Anthony says he spent the whole honeymoon in J.LO's backyard.
Who's your uncle?
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Anthony says he spent the whole honeymoon in J.LO's backyard.
I could make a couple of jokes her, but 1) the anal sex joke is too obvious, and 2) making a comment about doing housework and basically being p-whipped comes off as too racial. So let me just forego the attempt at humor and say "Marc Anthony is a P-Whipped little Ass-Bandit."
Ah...that's better...
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Glad to see you're starting to forego your attempts at humor, Joe. We should all sleep better tonight knowing that you've given up... 
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Y'know, Chewy, I used to like you. I called you "money" (you're the only person on these boards to catch the reference). I actually felt a pang of guilt at my character attacking your character with a barbed-wire bat over at the RDCW boards. But now? Aw, dammit, Chewy. I can't stay mad at you. Y'prick.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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