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Vengeance is mine, saith the idiot

1.A woman in Portland, Maine, angry about a Saturday morning farmers market because it interfered with her bike riding, was caught spreading dog poop around a local park. Farmers had been complaining about the mess for the better part of two summers. Police say the woman would save her own dog's droppings and would follow dog owners and collect dog doo from garbage cans.

2.In Wellington, New Zealand, a cell phone subscriber sent an average of 2,850 text messages a day in May to protest a price increase. Allowing eight hours for sleep every day, Fraser Ray, 24, zapped off 80,012 messages after Telecom Corp. decided to end a deal giving subscribers unlimited text messaging for $6.29 a month.

3.In Roanoake, Va., Michael Keith Williams was charged with stabbing Jonathan Freel to death after Freel gave a friend of Williams a wedgie. According to lawyers, Freel walked up to the man in a downtown bar and gave the man a wedgie with "a force and thrust so great, so severe, he ripped the man's underwear clean off his body."

4.At the Punta Gorda prison in Punta Gorda, Fla., inmate James "Happy" Borland suffered a concussion when he was roughed up by two other inmates Borland had accused of stealing his pet spider and renaming it "Pinky." One of the men, who said he had purchased the spider fair and square, said he had to go after Borland because Pinky "told" him to.


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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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ok i might f gotten that one wrong.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I plan on having my revenge on the lot of you sometime very soon...NEEKID LLANCE PICS from this year's NatureBoy ConIV!


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Second!




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Aaaaaand second!




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1.A woman in Portland, Maine, angry about a Saturday morning farmers market because it interfered with her bike riding, was caught spreading dog poop around a local park. Farmers had been complaining about the mess for the better part of two summers. Police say the woman would save her own dog's droppings and would follow dog owners and collect dog doo from garbage cans.




Well, you've got to admire her for her sense of planning, I guess...

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URG am real man!
7500+ posts
URG am real man!
7500+ posts
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 8,971


Cave Babes
http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/824582#Post824582
Cave Drawings
http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/860036

Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
The alt
15000+ posts
The alt
15000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
Quiet Riot
Cum On Feel The Noize

Come on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild!
Wild, wild, wild!

So you think I got an evil mind,
I'll tell you honey
I don't know why
I don't know why

So you think my singing's out of time,
it makes me money
I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
Oh no

So come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild

Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Baby

So you see I got a funny face,
I got no worries
And don't know why
I don't know why

Oh i gotta sing with some disgrace,
I'm in no hurry
And I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
no, no, no

Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
wild, wild, wild

Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Baby
Come on

Well you think we have a lazy time,
You should know better
I don't know why
I don't know why

So you say I got a dirty mind,
I'm a mean go getter
I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
Oh no

Come on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild, wild

Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Baby

Come on (come on) feel it
Girls rock your boys (girls rock it)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
We're gonna get wild (wild,wild,wild)

We're gonna get rocked tonight (come on feel the noise)

Rock it tonight (girls rock your boys)
We'll get wild, wild, wild
OH YEAH!!

Ah, ah, ah (wooooo)
Ah, ah, ah

Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild

Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah.


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