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http://www.bakla.net/Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Do not click on that link.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Y'know, rex, I posted that link and even I don't want people clicking on it...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
DO NOT LOOK AT THE LAST PIC!!
Who's your uncle?
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what a damn shame. 
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Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Y'know, rex, I posted that link and even I don't want people clicking on it...
Then delete it!
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Events will unfold in this order:
I'll close this thread.
I'll go do something else.
I'll rediscover this thread at a later time.
I'll say, "Hey, why the fizzuck not!" and click the stupid thing.
I'll regret it for the remainder of my existence.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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that's not right .
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Can we take a collection for this person to have the last stage of the operation? I mean, did he/she run out of money before he/she could finish the job?
Bringing a little order to message boards everywhere!
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MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!! ARRRRGHHHHHHHH
gaahhhh!
that was probably one of the worsth things I've ever seen!
 Racks be to MisterJLA
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Quote:
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Can we take a collection for this person to have the last stage of the operation? I mean, did he/she run out of money before he/she could finish the job?
I think he/she's pretty happy with where he/she's at. Look at the smile on his/her face.
On second thought, don't.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Concentrate a bit on that.
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"The issue is not whether you are paranoid, the issue is whether you are paranoid
enough."
- Max, Strange Days
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"Why are you so paranoid, Mulder?"
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because I find it hard to trust anybody."
- Scully & Mulder, The X-Files, "Ascension"
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The Boston Red Sox are a member of the Major League Baseball’s
American League Eastern Division. Since 1912, the Red Sox's home
ballpark has been Fenway Park. The "Red Sox" name originates from
the iconic uniform feature.
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"I'm helplessly and permanently a Red Sox fan. It was like first
love...You never forget. It's special. It's the first time I saw
a ballpark. I'd thought nothing would ever replace cricket. Wow!
Fenway Park at 7 o'clock in the evening. Oh, just, magic beyond
magic: never got over that." - Art Historian Simon Schama in
History in Brilliant Brushstrokes (1999)
"I've always noticed how the Fenway fans get behind the pitcher,
especially late in the game if you're having a good game, or if
you have two strikes on a hitter, they really start to chant and
anticipate a strikeout. And that's the best part about playing
in Boston and at Fenway. There are knowledgeable fans who
anticipate the flow of the game and they can really help out the
pitcher." - David Cone in the Boston Herald (May 28, 2001)
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drag queens
The second type are names that trend toward glamour and
extravagance, such as Dame Edna Everage, Chi Chi LaRue, Margo
Howard-Howard, Betty "Legs" Diamond and The Lady Chablis. This
is the type used by the character Albin in the movie and musical
La Cage Aux Folles for his drag persona, "Miss ZaZa Napoli".
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The third type is considered simpler but can have an in-depth
backstory, cultural or geographical significance or simply be a
feminine form of their "boy" name. Often a drag queen will pick
a name or be given one by a friend or "drag mother" as a one-
time occasion only to discover they like performing and go on to
use a less-than ideal name for years. Drag queens do change
names as well even using two or more concurrently for various
reasons. Some examples of simpler names include Verka Serduchka,
Miss Coco Peru, Shequida, Rikki Reeves, and Divine.
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem," she complained, "is that it wakes me up."
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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