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When you mistake your jerkoff rag with your snot rag.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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I only make love to the socks with holes in them.
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I just let my Mcdonalds apple pie cool off.
When I'm done I give the apple pie to my neighbors dog.
Watch out kids, those pies are hot fresh out the box!
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When I'm done I give the apple pie to my neighbors wife.
How you doin'?
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I have an extra Mcdonalds apple pie if you want it.
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That shiny table makes it look as if there's twice as much food as there really is.
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Quote:
ZOD said:
ZOD wants some DAMN PIE!!
You and Ursa both, General.
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Quote:
Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
I just let my Mcdonalds apple pie cool off.
When I'm done I give the apple pie to my neighbors dog.
Watch out kids, those pies are hot fresh out the box!
The funny part is that this has nothing to do with box.
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Call it either one. Ursa demands two so she can bring one home to Zod!
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Non, however, is keeping his back door open for strudel.
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Due to popular demand...
SEVEN REASONS WHY I HAVE QUIT THE ROB KAMPHAUSEN MESSAGE BOARDS
1. The Comic Book Forum, which gradually became the only place worth visiting to me, had become an uninteresting sludgehole where people preferred to take part in the same repetitive banter that makes the entire board a huge self-referential inside joke rather than actually discuss things aside from how modern comics suck and all the creators are betraying pointless shit that happened decades ago.
2. The entire board is one big, stale self-referential inside joke.
3. MisterJLA, The G-Man, rex, and Wannabuyamonkey. They're ignorant, jingoistic parodies of themselves. A doodle of a Chinese man with bright yellow skin, 2334293084 children, an indecipherable accent, and a masturbatory love for Chairman Mao is less of a stereotype than these people. I refuse to share a common space with such wastes of sperm and egg. I've realized I don't hate republicans or Bush supporters. I just hate fucking assholes like them. Even people who should be agreeing with them can't because they're shitheads.
4. I've realized I have better things to do with my precious time than post on a message board. Like writing. Or homework. Or reading. Or looking at manga porn. Or, y'know, having a life.
5. I talk to most of the people I like from the boards on IM, with the exception of a few, like Dave.
6. I've found that I don't fit in with most of the people on the boards and merely just intervened in conversations to call everyone morons for their stupid, stupid opinions. Or to accuse others of Nazism.
7. I'm Disco Steve, the guy who's only known for saying "Heh" a lot because he has nothing worthwhile to say. Good riddance, I think. Off to new ventures, without being known for monosyllabic sarcastic-sounding laughter.
The End.
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This is severly fucked! Seriously, how long is it before we start seening these people rounded up and placed in death camps? Nothing about this is even remotley funny or something to make jokes around. It's just fucked.
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if we round people up and place them in death camps I want to strip them naked and make them do dog piles on each other while somebody takes a picture of me standing behind the dog pile giving a victory sign.
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Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand
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