RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Ursa keeps trying to make me jealous.

She always shows up whenever I'm out in public. No matter where I'm at. The bookstore. A restaurant. Bars.

Always got some guy says he's Barry Allen with her. He don't look like Barry Allen to me. I knew Barry Allen. This guy ain't no Barry Allen.

Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.


Data, "Schisms"

I hunger, coward!

YOU FUCKING PRICK!

he said
she said

One day, you’ll look
To see I’ve gone.
But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.
Someday, you’ll know
I was the one.
But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.

And now the time has come,
And so, my love, I must go.
And though I loose a friend,
In the end you will know.

One day, you’ll find
That I have gone.
But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.

But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.
And now the time has come,
And so, my love, I must go.
And though I loose a friend,
In the end you will know.

One day, you’ll find
That I have gone.
But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.