RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts looking for a mechanic

Can someone tell me how to get to the auto garage?

Sure, just go

*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*

and that's how you get to the auto garage.

Can you tell me how to get there without farting?

Yes, go the same way and stick your finger up your ass.

I meant tell me how to get there without you farting.

Oh.

Stick your finger up MY ass.

All right..

There, now will you PLEASE tell me how to get to the auto garage so I can speak to a mechanic?

I am a mechanic and this is the auto garage.

Why didn't you just tell me that the first time?

Cause I had an itch up my ass.

An alt id from a tv show is soooo lame.

Hey hey hey,
I'd even say it's gay.

"I thought I should look a little sharper for my IRS audit" --Michael Moore on on why he appeared on "The Tonight Show" wearing a suit and tie instead of his usual unkempt look


"I married my authentic self." --Maria Shriver, on wedding an Austrian bodybuilder


"Yes, this library is the symbol of a bridge, a bridge to the 21st century. It's been called one of the great achievements of the new age, and a British magazine said it looked like a glorified house trailer. And I thought, well, that's about me, you know? I'm a little red and a little blue." --Former President Clinton, at the dedication of the Clinton Presidential Library

Another reason to not shop at wal-mart.