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REX by Peter J. Pappas
I once knew a dirty Homo
who's name was Retarded Rex
Everything he did was in slow mo
even when he received anal sex
He fancies himself after the Tyranosaurus
But he's nothing more than a faggot Greek
Another word for Rex is "cunt" look it up in your thesaurus
Man on man ass sex with Rex isn't for the Meek
He loves it when men cum in his ass
It's not an exageration to say he loves Cock
He even shoves fish in his Butt,I think his favorite is Bass
If Homosexuality is a varsity sport then he's the #1 Jock
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Rex do you think I might get published?
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im not much for poetry but that was beautiful!
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Thank You.......I'm a poet and Rex is my muse
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So you're telling me to submit it.
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I wrote that in 5 minutes
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Imagine what I could do with 10 minutes
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Cock and Balls..... by Peter J. Pappas
Who am I?
I'm the President
I'm the CEO
I'm the King
I'm the Police Officer
I'm the Fireman
I'm the Billionaire
I'm even the Millionaire
I'm The Boss
I'm the Head Honcho
I Control The World
....and how did I get to the top of my profession?
......it's all because of my Cock and Balls.
Now little girl go run home and play with your dolls and if you're lucky you'll grow up to be a teacher or a nurse or if you're really lucky you'll be a housewife.
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Quote:
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You would probably have a better chance if you didn't call me gay and retarded in you're next poem.
Never tell an Artist how to create
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that last one took 3 minutes
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I Have to Shit Real Bad by Peter J. Pappas
Driving on the Highway of Life Stuck In Traffic
It starts with some minor rumbling
Perhaps a fart or two
Things are getting interesting ...bumper to bumper no end in sight
I started thinking about my diet the past 24 hours
That's the last time I order Chow Mein Stew
I'm Prairie Dogging it now
sweating real bad
Got my ass clenched tight.....what else is new
The next fart that comes out is a little wet
I know now that I have to make a run for it
I'm pulling over and shitting right next to that pile of doggie doo
As I get out of my car the explosion starts
shit to the left of me shit to the right
I'm trying to take my pants off to let out my poo
I shit Like never before it starts off solid but finishes wet
I had big chunks small chunks and lots of wet chocolate water
I was halucinating and thought a cow was trying to talk to me....I couldn't understand it ....all I could make out was "moo"
I hobble back to the car barely able to walk
The ring of fire is not something to scoff at
I smell real bad and have streaks everywhere.....But I am relieved of constipation so I shout "Hididleydoo"
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Thank You Very Much........I'm Here Till Thursday......Try the Veal!!
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My poems are good because I write about real life.......the common man can relate to them.
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I'll look into it rex, I'm a poet myself. Here's a sample:
"How to dissect a lycanthrope"
by Faythcatcher
Broken, confused, bloody: your hands strafe carefully
over what seems to be a triple helix of DNA
wrapped in an enigma of wires & stolen parts
The telephone rings & the heart jumps
you pick up the receiver to hear
the madman on the other line counting bodies
And you want nothing more than to be sleeping soundly
wrapped in covers underneath the pale moonlight
which holds sway over everything in the night
because it hangs there like white warnings
telling you that under its eye nothing is safe
And no silver will save you this time
We've tapped all the resources
You're going to have to figure this one out
There's no one to protect you from
Broken, confused, bloody: your hands move carefully
next to the ribs of an immortal body
One that breathes, in & out
Waiting for you to make the wrong move.
Not my best, but not my worst. ^^;; What do you think?
Like the naked leads the blind
I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind
Sucker love, I always find
Someone to bruise & leave behind.
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even mine you greek bastard
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Theres a Cuban in my Coffee
by Stupid Dogg
There's a lot of hate in this room
You can smell it 10 feet away
The stabbing eyes, impending doom
I have to write "rex is gay".
But you never once considered me
You cheap and selfish prick
If you get fucked its not for free
and I hear rex likes the dick.
So I cut you into itty parts
And threw you in the bay
Went out that night and fucked some tarts
And one last time, "rex is gay".
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That could make a glass eye tear.........Dogg I am humbled by your greatness.......I will post another poem later......dinner is in the oven.
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Why by Peter J. Pappas
Why do you have to lie
Why do you hate yourself
Why do think you suck at everything
Why do you feel like you will never be with a woman
Why do you get so embarrassed when your Uncle Frank touches you there
Why do you lash out at the people you admire most
Why can't you just admit you're gay.....it's ok
Why can't you ever admit you're wrong
Why does everybody think you smell like dirty ass
Why do you think you know everything
Why are you so goddamn smug
Why do you lie about your age
Why do you delete threads and posts that are borderline brilliant
Why will you not be able to look at this poem and chuckle you sanctimonious son of a bitch
Why do you lie about your age Kristogar Velo
Why Krissy Why
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Love Grows on Trees
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You need coolin',
Baby.... I ain't foolin'.
I'm gonna sentcha
Back to schoolin'.
Way down inside, honey
You need it
I'm gonna give you my love...
...I'm gonna give you my love.
What a whole lotta love,
What a whole lotta love,
What a whole lotta love,
What a whole... lotta... love.
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There's Coffee in my Cuban by Peter J. Pappas
(dedicated to the Dogg)
There must be some coffee in my cuban
I mean just look at him go
He's like a flash I can't guess how quick he's moving
He's not giving the grass a chance to grow
I'm only paying him a dollar an hour I'm giving him a screwing
He just crossed the border yesterday he's too dumb to even know
He asked me for a break...I said nothing doing
I gave him a good kicking and made him finish the mow
So whenever your cuban starts to stop his grooving
Give him a slap in the face and a nice hot cup of Joe
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Nice stuff Maxwell.....nice stuff indeed. 
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Jonopulos is a Greek Name
by Stupid Dogg
Joanie Laurer has a wang
It's really fucked to see's
don't say fuck! It's gosh, shoot, 'r dang
but she stands up when she pees!
Sean Waltman is one sick freak
To eat that she-man out
The bitch stands up to take a leak
the dudes on drugs, no doubt!
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don't say fuck! It's gosh, shoot, 'r dang
I doubt that'll stop people from wearing my name out.
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rex.......why did you delete your original post?
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Because this thread became another worthless spammed thread.
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screw that......how the fuck are poems....spam? what the fuck. Rex.....that is bullshit 
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that's a very good point. i'll leave it up to reax.
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It took me a good 10 minutes to write my poems. well, more like 5 or 6. 5 or 6 minutes and a lot of deep thought. this is troubling to my soul. Next thing you know you're gonna accuse mxy of ripping off songs and renaming the titles!
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deleting this thread is something Velo would do.
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mayhaps, but i'm not talking about deleting. i'm talking about moving.
totally different conspiracy.
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true but all we did were write poems......we're too dimwitted to realize are poems were less than flattering to other people. 
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