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My fiancee is a chef who loves to make baked goods. I'm doing my best not to fuck this one up or the pies stop coming.





Dude! You ain't supposed to fuck pies!


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I know what's wrong with us. We can be absent minded, we say and do dumb things, and sometimes we don't even realize it until it's too late.

But we try our best.

After all, I didn't kiss your ankles until just the other day, and that was only because you distinctly requested it. When in doubt, I just *kotn* because it hasn't gotten old yet (I hope).


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oh, sideways, you always know how to make me feel better.

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My fiancee is a chef who loves to make baked goods. I'm doing my best not to fuck this one up or the pies stop coming.





mmmm pie

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pie is good


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Damn, I'm hungry.

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The Rock loves pie.


If you smell-lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelel what The Rock is cookin'.
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want some cake? its chocolate with strawberry icing...


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Well I lubbs yew, Lor! And I won't even ask you to fellate me! 'Cause I know you don' like it!



Sweet keesses for my Lor...


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awwwww, joe baby. i wuva u 2!!!


:::even sweeter kisses for my joe:::


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want some cake? its chocolate with strawberry icing...




Temptress!!

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i want music, sensual touching, rose petals, feathers, sensual touching. not go for the gold right off the bat!





Noted

The girl I was out for did not seem like the type to be 'romanced'. She didn't even like to go out to the theater! So any potential material I had up my sleeve would not have worked.


except for the anal raping you were going to give her.......nothing says romance more than that.

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Just read the first few posts on this thread. I think someone needs a deep dicking!

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and love......so exciting and new

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come aboard we're expecting you

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The Love Boat!

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Soon we'll be making another run

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I wish Captain Stoobing was here......he'd have some good advice for Lor......for all of us....

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Remember the episode when he told Vicki he was an alcoholic and that's why he never drinks.....you could cut the tension with a knife....what drama......I had goosebumps.

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Vicki was a little whore

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When season 1 comes out on DVD they are going to show some lost episodes including one where Vicki blows all the hispanic busboys in her father's bedroom.

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The Love Boat!!

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so exciting and new

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I just will never understand 2 things.......

First: How the hell Doc got laid more than Gopher?

and Second: How the hell Gopher got elected to Congress.

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Be glad you got that!




be glad i got what?!?!

a dick to ride!?!?!?!

HA! i want more than that!!!!! i even give head and i dont like it!!!!



What's so bad with giving head?


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i dont mind that

its the cum in my mouth that i do...


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ha! its been a day and wow this is still on the first page.


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Sorry Lor...some guys are just selfish ;\


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chyah, just happens to be the one im gonna marry!

but hey its cool we talked.


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and joe loves me so its all good!


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What's head?


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here, let me show you...


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I deserve head..whatever it is. Thanks.


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oh, sideways, you always know how to make me feel better.

*kissesonthecheek*




*BLUSH*


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*BEAMS*


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What can I say? I a man who likes to give to his lady!



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and i a lady who like to give to her man, baby!





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There are more of you in that proverbial sea right?

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My fiancee is a chef who loves to make baked goods. I'm doing my best not to fuck this one up or the pies stop coming.




If you pull this one off, you'll be the fattest happiest man I know.


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Hey hey hey,
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