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Special Announcement: Episode II Title
August 06, 2001

starwars.com is pleased to announce that Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones is the full title for the next Star Wars film, scheduled for release in 2002.
Attack of the Clones joins The Phantom Menace, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi as chapter titles in the six-episode Skywalker saga. It harkens back to the sense of pure fun, imagination and excitement that characterized the classic movie serials and pulp space fantasy adventures that inspired the Star Wars saga.

Ten years after the events of The Phantom Menace, not only has the galaxy undergone significant change, but so have our familiar heroes Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor), Padmé Amidala (Natalie Portman) and Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) as they are thrown together again for the first time since the Trade Federation invasion of Naboo. Anakin has grown into the accomplished Jedi apprentice of Obi-Wan, who himself has transitioned from student to teacher. The two Jedi are assigned to protect Padmé whose life is threatened by a faction of political separatists. As relationships form and powerful forces collide, these heroes face choices that will impact not only their own fates, but the destiny of the Republic.

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Originally posted by Tobias Christopher:
Dude, this is f*****g weak.

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what he said.

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Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
yeah, who was the phantom? and what was the menace?

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"Phantom" meaning intangible and "menace" meaning threat.

So, basically, there was no real threat.

Thus, no purpose for making that stupid, stupid movie...

Top Ten Rejected Titles For The
New 'Star Wars: Episode II' Movie

10. "I Was A Teenage Dark Lord Of The Sith"

9. "Attack Of The Stem Cells"

8. "Jedi Smackdown"

7. "Who Let The Clones Out"

6. "The Dubious Presidential Pardon Of Darth Vader"

5. "Dude, Where's My Wookie?"

4. "Captain Corelli's Light Saber"

3. "Wait Till You Hear Episode III's Title"

2. "This Can't Suck More Than 'Pearl Harbor'"

1. "Here's Another Piece Of Crap, Nerds. Now Gimme Your Money"

*If you can't tell that's sarcasm in play, then someone needs to punch you in the fucking face*

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Originally posted by THE Franta:
Some freaky chick sent me this....

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You know you like it freaky Franta...don't deny it...

it is lame, isn't it?