The boys’ teacher gets in touch with his feminine side in the ninth season premiere.
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the idea that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.
The scenes with Mr. (Mrs.?) Garrison trying to act like a woman were funny, but when they went into transracial and transspecies cosmetic surgery, the show got creepy.
Garrison had his own little saga throughout the whole series, coming out of the closet, trading Mr. Hat for Mr. Twig and Mr. Slave, etc. So having him (her) stay a woman should make this season interesting. Now all they have to tell us is what his first name is, unless it'll still be Herbert.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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