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1. You do not talk about snarf.
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!

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Inglourious Basterd!!!
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You're late. Donde es tu hallpass?


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a toolbox, what does a mohel carry?
A Bris-kit!

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200 - Overture - D. C. LaRue

201 - Stomp - Brothers Johnson

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16 - San Francisco - Village People

17 - From Here To Eternity - Giorgio Moroder

18 - Love In C Minor - Cerrone
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Animutation: An animation of some kind thats gone beyond the realm of normalcy. Animutations normally are visuals to crazy japanese songs that are intentionally rough around the edges.
Example: This animutation features Colin machrie as Batman


aning: To be anally retentive.
Example: Bob spent hours aning over the code in his webpage.


anjalistic: Innocent; trusts everybody, at times unassumingly.
Example: The girl anjalistically talked to the man, who was years older than her, unaware of his flirting with her.

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avolio: The hourglass shaped connecting part that traditionally joins the bowl to the stem of a goblet.
(See also merise)
Example: The martini glass was poorly made; the avolio was way off center and not well proportioned.


Aw, pixy stix!: A phrase you say when you see a mess and just know you're gonna have to clean it up.
Example: Aw, pixy stix! Somebody spilled sugar all over the kitchen floor.


awesomity: The highest state of awesome.
Example: Joe is making leaps and bounds towards awesomity


awkwidity: The term given during a moment of awkwardness
Example: When Marty told Michael that he loved him, you could sense the awkwidity in the air.

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 work excuse

173.  I'm sorry I was late for work, but when I was getting ready to brush my teeth I squeezed to much toothpaste out of the tube and it took me a long time to get it all back in.

 


174.  We had a girl call in with this excuse......"I can't come in to work as a skunk sprayed me last night!" Now how's that for an excuse?

 

175.  The blankets were too heavy for me to lift so I was stuck in bed all day.

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“Oh, it's a fine game, football - noble game. Originated in England in 1823…It moved to America where someone took advantage of a loophole in the rules, and invented a little formation called the Flying Wedge. So many young men were maimed and killed by this clever maneuver that President Roosevelt - Theodore Roosevelt - had to call the colleges together and ask them to make the game less brutal. He was, of course, defeated in the next election.”
Trouble Along the Way (1953) – Steve Williams (John Wayne)


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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. ~Woody Allen


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