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Why Bad Costumes?
I began planning this column with the notion that I would find a few truly bad superhero costumes that had really rattled my admittedly dulled aesthetic sensibilities. First one came to mind, then the next, and soon I had half a dozen or so pieces that managed to rankle.
The stinkiest pieces all seemed to come from the mid-to-late eighties. The following, therefore, deals with some really atrocious pieces from mainstream comics of the era.
Mohawks and Their Enemies
Ugly dated styles that defined a period might give a tone of reality to comics if the writers would address the level of derision characters could expect for the horrible affronts to taste, decency, and geometry posed by their manner of presenting themselves to the world. Unfortunately, comics frequently thinks awful excesses of tasteless trendiness somehow deserve dignified treatment. This leaves incredibly implausible stories or outfits that would make any sane enemy (or, for that matter, ally) laugh himself unto helplessness and incontinence. Such describes Marvel's makeover of Storm in the early eighties, when she adopted a vomitrocious and accompanying leather costume.
Context helped make this look do evil to the well-being of readers. The rugged and punkish look ran completely contrary to a character originally created and portrayed as dignified, cautious, and elegant. This costume, where it appeared, defied the character concept about as thoroughly as it would have if someone tried to get these clothes on Jackie Onassis. Even the blue Superman look, as much as fans hated it, did less to undermine the concept of the character (if, indeed, the electric Superman somehow failed to remain true to the core of the character).
When DC attempted to create a young hero team for its doomed "Earth 2" cosmos, they similarly sought to pander to someone out there who might have related better to a superhero with both an extremely ugly haircut and an unpleasing costume to complement it.
This look actually made stories containing the early Nuklon difficult to read. In the long run, at least, DC had the sense to follow the lead of Waid and Ross in redesigning the character's look altogether; and they followed through at the barber's as well, no longer inflicting the grotesque helmet-crest look on the reader. We have to consider wasting Ordway and Breeding on this image as somewhat tragic, for even the widely recognized excellence of their visual treatments could not redeem this dog of an outfit.
Abuses of Color
Superheroes generally have to look different to attract the attention of readers. This imposes Diminishing Marginal Returns as artists create new costumes; soon the color schemes that please the eye become attached to specific characters. In addition, sometimes printing technology suggests the likely color schemes even when taste knows better. Consider, for example, the green skin and purple pants that sometimes define Marvel's property the Incredible Hulk.
A workable character might receive a less-than-workable costume for want of an available unique color scheme. In the case of the illustration above, the Hourman from Infinity, Inc., got stuck with a real howler of a color scheme. The first Hourman had a mix of color that didn't abuse the eye; why couldn't the second?
Other Insults to Taste
Marvel's silver age abounded in ugly costumes. Look at an Avengers prior to 1968 and the ugly costumes will leap out like pea soup from Linda Blair's mouth. So, therefore, characters like the Grim Reaper, the Living Laser, and the Unicorn began with outfits that warranted the beatings these characters could respect to receive in the comics.
In the seventies and eighties, Marvel remade a few of these outfits. Such reworkings did not always improve things; in some cases, the modifications only involved a change from one kind of hideous to another. In the case of the Unicorn here, he managed to keep a color scheme that really deserved some hard jail time, and combined it with the ultra-effeminate hip boots and long gloves look that would make for difficult times once he made it to prison.
The Romita Jr./Layton period of Iron Man involved elements that still contribute to the franchise to this day, in ways some may consider better (the character James Rhodes) or worse (the endless sequence where Tony Stark wandered around town in a dirty tuxedo, hopelessly out of control on a never-ending booze binge). Iron Man fans that miss that era of the book probably do not turn back to it to see this ensemble on the shoulders of the Unicorn.
Other characters just never had a chance insofar as awful costumes doomed them to abuse the eye. Note the purple and pink sartorial atrocity in this Steve Ditko cover. One might doubt that any color scheme could rescue this questionable outfit, but the colors that did end up on it gave it the certain special something it needed to enter the territory of the completely unjustifiable. Though we can't forgive the outfit for its awfulness, we can at least cut some slack for the much-abused Steve Ditko, who seems responsible. Ditko has earned some kind of amnesty from the Comics Fashion Police.
This fellow Quantum, however, deserves no such consideration. Mauve, gold, and orange all in one hideous package? Without having read this book, I can't tell much about what Quantum could do, but I know that I might not need powers in that costume. I could render my enemies helpless with disgust when the light hit me the right way.
Insufferable Makeovers
While it often serves to shake things up for stagnant characters to provide them with a new look, sometimes these efforts fail spectacularly. Ill-considered attempts to integrate thematic elements or emblems into costumes can really drag them into dangerous ground. Marvel's desire to provide the original X-Factor and Wonder Man with costumes that referenced their official names got letters onto these costumes, but not in ways that made them wearable.
If we include the period during which Wonder Man did not wear a costume at all, his red jacket and black turtleneck days, Wonder Man had at least four costumes prior to this one, and all of them looked better than this badly colored, badly designed, and generally unnecessary piece of dead taste. Whoever put him back in his black-and-red outfits, the line of costumes that include his current, basic look, deserves some kind of recognition for sparing the reader any more appearances of hopefully the last of Wonder Man's green, red, and yellow experiments.
As a footnote, you might note Iron Man's red and white armor. Both design and color-wise, it represented no improvement over what had gone before (and, really, looked no better than the armor with the nose mask). It belonged to a period of uninspired costuming even if this version of the armor could not compete with Wonder Man's outfit as a sartorial faux pas.
Why the Eighties?
Through the seventies, the vital new standards and concepts brought into the medium by the innovations of Marvel (and, to a lesser degree, DC) helped drive material, but the Silver Age steam couldn't keep things going in the early eighties.
Change for its own sake brought about some of these pieces. For no particular reason, some creators in the early eighties simply did not have a talent for costume design; and the virtuosi of design, such as Simonson, Adams, Cockrum, and Kirby, were no longer as involved in company wide costume design in a way DC and Marvel needed them.
Note, however, that bad costumes do not bad comics make. Some of these illustrations represent successful properties of the day; nor can we qualify the art that encompassed the bad costumes as itself bad, because some of these pieces include styles that would shape the modern standards of the medium.
Time also has a way of doing away with the worst pieces of costume design. If others survive, odds favor that we can outlast them.
The mohakws comment made me laugh. Mr T has a lot to answer for. I think Gladiator predates 80s mohawks, and seems to be the only mohawked character left in comics.
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I think he's on the money with Cyborg's costume. One big lift and a testicle would drop out.
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Bad Costumes of the Sixties
The Silver Age of comics produced some truly, truly bad costumes, particularly among the newish genre of superpowered villains that began to infest the pages of Marvel's, and eventually DC's, books. The desire to experiment and to offer something new often forced designers into corners, led away from good taste by the redundancy most designs could expect relative to the many, many superhero costumes that covered the backs of the heroes and heroines of the Golden Age of Comics. Sometimes providing something new and something different precludes providing something good.
Here, as we might not see in the previous bad costume columns, time and judgment generally did retire the offending costumes. In the vitality of the heyday of superhero comics, people could, indeed, learn. However, some of the trial and error that came before the industry giants invented and imposed some standards left pieces that make judging the books where they appeared difficult. With costumes this bad, why go to the effort of finding fault with the art or story?
Experiments in Amalgamation
Many, many years before DC and Marvel produced the DC versus Marvel miniseries that led to the Amalgam books by both companies, DC Comics did attempt to amalgamate two of its characters, at least in the sense of costume design. In the pages of Justice League of America, the DC superheroes of the Golden Age had become increasingly frequent guest visitors, and writers began to suspect that time might, after some twenty to thirty years, affect some characters. Thus, a story explored the notion that DC's other Robin (from the since-discarded "Earth-Two") had become an adult. Someone must have thought about this. First, previous stories had suggested that Batman had trained Robin someday to replace him. Second, someone - perhaps even the same one - considered that an adult Robin or adult anyone might eventually choose to discard Robin's original costume for something with more dignity and more cloth. Neither idea seems absurd, but we need little credit the ungainly result of attempting to Batmanize Robin by way of this costume. The addition of a yellow pleated cape with a huge disco collar to an essentially Batmanlike costume suggests that the weirdness of the sixties could even afflict the white-shirt-wearing crowd that predominated at DC in those days. We may note with some satisfaction that DC scrapped this costume by the mid-seventies, leaving Robin-Two with roughtly half his comics career in the red, yellow and green outfit purportedly designed by Neal Adams to raise the aesthetic tone of the character.
The Legion of Super-Heroes
Sometimes DC's Legion of Super-Heroes seemed to represent a Legion of Bad Costumes. David Cockrum must have realized this when he chose to discard as many of the original costumes as he had time to redesign in his short but significant run as the official Legion artist. Lone Wolf here demonstrates a number of features that repeatedly failed to work in original Legion costumes. For instance, note the odd epaulets, the strange stripes on the shoulders between epaulet and collar, and the attempt to force lavender and orange to coexist in a single costume.
The Legion of this period also enjoyed other costumes of similar feel. The odd, early-sixties epaulet also appeared on Chameleon Boy's costume (a version that reappears every other Legion reboot or so). In addition, Chameleon boy seemed to wear the thirtieth-century equivalent of a western shirt beneath those epaulets, graced by scaly shoulder inset and an overall color scheme that tried, but failed, to make orange and navy blue work together.
Other costumes did attempt related experiments in design that do not serve well in the absence of art geared to letting the various characters get away with their outfits. For instance, Matter-Eater Lad (to the right, behind Lone Wolf) bore the burden of a truly hostile color scheme, and Sun Boy tried to make do with a collar that threatened to lift him airborne when the wind shifted. However, some of the worst offenses had vanished after the first two or three Legion stories had appeared at the end of the 1950s. For instance, Saturn Girl originally wore an outfit color-coordinated to match Matter-Eater Lad's headache-inducing ensemble.
Marvel and Villain Design
Something about Marvel's period of dual-hero titles brought out the worst in terms of costume design. Consider here these Iron Man villains, beginning with the Living Laser. Here, and in later Avengers appearances, the Living Laser would demonstrate the unfortunate results of printing technology's limitation of available color schemes in the comics of yesteryear. The inappropriate cape, the donuts on the limbs, and the pleated poofy sleeves all point more to an inclination to opera than to any overreaching villainous design. One has to suspect that the Living Laser's choice of outfits may have helped push an already awkward situation into the violent scenario depicted here.
The Melter also must join this particular menagerie. We can understand if the Melter chose to assault Iron Man's outfit on purely aesthetic grounds here, but what he wore on this cover suggests that blunted sensibilities actually prevented him noticing the questionable taste of the tin-can look Iron Man sported in his earliest appearances. Note a wealth of wrongness about the Melter's outfit here. Dingy blue-gray attempts to come to terms with Robin Hood green and olive drab even as a red chest lamp skews the mix. Even without the unmixable assortment of colors, other aspects of the detailing attest to something greatly wrong with either the Melter, or his tailor, or both. Can you imagine a purpose for the wedge-things on his ears? To what end would anyone affix those pleated whatchamacallits on his hips? The puffiness of his multipiece trunks suggest diapers or adult incontinence garments more than the fear-inducing garments of a canny master criminal, and the elf-boots imply some earlier career painting wooden trains for Santa Claus at the North Pole.
Repeat offender the Unicorn - mentioned earlier in the admittedly out-of-sequence Bad Costumes of the Seventies column (here) - hit the ground running in the bad costume exhibition with this particular outfit. Note again the attempt to force orange and green to work together. Since Iron Man's armor has much improved since the earlier image with the Melter, we can suspect simple jealousy might have motivated this particular attack. One can almost tolerate the harness/vest on this piece, particularly if one considers that the Unicorn did manage to escape wearing the Melter's incontinence garment. However, the Unicorn's helmet offends in several ways. The jutting nosepiece does nothing to make him the envy of supervillain debs; the buggy eyepieces suggest hymenoptera or diptera more than the imaginary creature that gave Unicorn his name. Also, the horn on the top gives a poor shape to the head overall, if the power horn and not the skull beneath has given this helmet its unfortunate shape.
As the feature on bad costumes from the seventies indicated, the Unicorn did eventually replace this costume, but the subsequent outfit replaced one set of offenses with another while retaining the pumpkinlike color scheme.
By 1970, Marvel's Silver Age villain the Grim Reaper would become a central figure in the history of the Avengers, owing to his pathological relationships with his brother Simon Williams (Wonder Man) and the artificial being the Vision. To increase his importance in the Avengers canon, however, Marvel had to lose this costume first. Even given a treatment by John Buscema at the height of his art, back when that penciling stalwart could somehow borrow from both Kirby and Michaelangelo and create something unmistakeably his own, this costume implicates the Grim Reaper in an aesthetic villainy that suggests the ruthlessness he would demonstrate in the comics for the generation that followed. Plum, lime green, and cherry red, as mixed in this outfit, might seem friendly in the context of a bag of Skittles, but don't do much to make an onlooker respect the wearer. The flared boot and glove cuffs fail to make this piece festive (if the Grim Reaper actually sought such an effect); and the scales on the green portions, not actually visible in this image, seemed more fitting for one of the less satisfying Legion of Super-Hero uniforms.
An Age Full of This Stuff
By no means has this treatment exhausted the bad costumes of the sixties. The very nature of the experimentation which defined the early Silver Age almost guaranteed that bad costumes would crop up now and again; perhaps destiny ordained that "now and again" would become "again and again and again and again...."
Nonetheless, some personal favorites from the bad costume canon did not make this treatment. Time and availability kept out Boomerang's costumes from the first Hulk pieces Gil Kane drew back when Marvel's green-skinned pariah had to share a book with the Sub-Mariner. Comics old-timers doubtless have one or two (or a dozen) items to add here.
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My vote goes for Gambit...what the hell is he wearing..him and then just about everybody from x-force. Brother Voodoo anyone?
Dc..hmmm....Shade, the chnaging man had a dumb costume...
The riddler's question mark leotards are pretty lame...
power girl's yellow costume was god awful and the red/white and blue one shortly after that was pretty bad too...the yellow one would not have been that bad had they changed the color scheme....
I hated aquamans armor plated one sleeve thing..shudder..
and any character that wears a headband pretty much looks silly wearing a headband...unless it's a tiara..even pretty princess looks good wearing a tiara.
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Saturn Girl's bikini. Totally out of character for Imra Ardeen Ranz.
Cosmic Boy's porno outfit of the 70s. He'd have to shave his chest every day.
Gambit. An overcoat is OK, made him distinctive. But why over that awful costume?x The best use of an overcoat remains Rebis from Morrison's DOOM PATROL.
Booster Gold. Michigan colors. Puke.
Robin, Earth-2, 1960s (obviously pre-Crisis). That Robin/Batman combo thing. Eek.
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the jim lee huntress look. no good. especially with the previous design looking so great.
i'll also have to list batman's blue, gray, and undies look. especially the dark blue and gray and undies look, which shows that they're willing to make an attempt, but not willing to commit.
it looks even worse when batman stands next to batgirl, whose all black, panties-less (woo!) suit makes his look weenie-ish.
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I've alwayse thought Power Girl's "peekaboo portal" was a little lame. I mean what perpous would that serve any self respecting super hero?
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Stop hating on Booster Gold,that was a great costume!
The red/silver Iron Man armour was great & I always felt the safari jacket was the best Wonderman costume ever!
You want bad costumes,try almost anything from the New Gods universe.
Pop Mahns god awful Manga inspired Ghost Rider.
Triathalon has to be up there as well.
Crab faced Green Lantern was abysmal.
Havoks original costume left a lot to be desired.
The Cosmic Boy costume thats already been mentioned & lets not forget Tyroc.
The alien War Machine armour sucked balls.
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I've alwayse thought Power Girl's "peekaboo portal" was a little lame. I mean what perpous would that serve any self respecting super hero?
When Wally Wood took over All Star in the 1970s he ditched the circle. And PG was still hot as hell.
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Location/6572/ComicImages/allstar10.jpg
I think the cleavage circle had a lot to do with the fact that there were women's shirts in the 1970s (when she was designed) that had the circle.
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I think the cleavage circle had a lot to do with the fact that there were women's shirts in the 1970s (when she was designed) that had the circle.
Thats a fashion that really needs to come back.
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Knowing Wally, the sexual innuendo in that pic was TOTALLY intended.
Wally drew some cool Superman/Wonder Woman porn that I haven't seen in years. But he's got Supes hard ready to fuck Wonder Woman's very bushy pussy.
Wood was a letch of the utmost degree.
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Knowing Wally, the sexual innuendo in that pic was TOTALLY intended.
I don't think that was inneuendo. I think that was actual porn.
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heh..wally was a pervert..probably had something to do with the suicide..a strange man..
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Knowing Wally, the sexual innuendo in that pic was TOTALLY intended.
I don't think that was inneuendo. I think that was actual porn.
I know you're joking...
Not porn. Clothing on, no penetration. It's innuendo.
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heh..wally was a pervert..probably had something to do with the suicide..a strange man..
It's called DEPRESSION.
Wally, in his last years, was out of work and suffering kidney disease. I don't see how being a "pervert" had anything to do with those.
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So anyone who has kidney disease can't be a pervert?
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don't be silly rex. of course not!
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So anyone who has kidney disease can't be a pervert?
are you stupid by accident or on purpose?
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Are you a flaming piece of shit by accident or on purpose?
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Yeah, I know..he did some perverted stuff in his day..tame by today's standards though...
He was troubled and confused though...
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Are you a flaming piece of shit by accident or on purpose?
Ooh, rex called me a bad name!
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Are you a flaming piece of shit by accident or on purpose?
Ooh, rex called me a bad name!
Maybe you'll get on his ignore list....
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that's just cause you still owe him 50 bucks..........................what you thought those Blow Job Lessons were free? 
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Maybe we should make a Jedi scum list...
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sounds like a helluvan idea
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Would that pussy, traitor Vader be on the top of the list?
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depends which movie we're watching................looks like he's gonna kill lots of Jedi this Spring.................but yeah he should never have turned good again.
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luccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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heh....I just noticed you changed it to Jessica Alba's Saber
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heh....I just noticed you changed it to Jessica Alba's Saber
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it would say double-bladed, but there wasn't room....
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Guy Gardner has a really silly costume.
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Knowing Wally, the sexual innuendo in that pic was TOTALLY intended.
I don't think that was inneuendo. I think that was actual porn.
I know you're joking...
Not porn. Clothing on, no penetration. It's innuendo.
No,thats no innuendo!
She is blatantly lifting her dress & shoving a man (with a huge smile) towards her vagina!
If she wasnt lifting her dress,you might be able to call it innuendo,but as it is,that picture is pretty blatant in its intent!
Innuendo is more subtle!
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Jim Jackson said:
Knowing Wally, the sexual innuendo in that pic was TOTALLY intended.
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the G-man said:
I don't think that was inneuendo. I think that was actual porn.
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Jim Jackson said:
I know you're joking...
Not porn. Clothing on, no penetration. It's innuendo.
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Nowhereman said:
No,thats no innuendo!
She is blatantly lifting her dress & shoving a man (with a huge smile) towards her vagina!
If she wasnt lifting her dress,you might be able to call it innuendo,but as it is,that picture is pretty blatant in its intent!
Innuendo is more subtle!
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Most of the New Gods.
Most of Wonder Man's costumes, as mentioned in the first article. But I also liked the Red jacket. That was a good look and unique, especially with the shades. Give him the jacket and shades over the black outfit and that would look cool.
I want to get more indepth into that article but I'm dealing with some personal stuff this weekend and don't have time right now.
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Grimm said:
Most of the New Gods.
Most of Wonder Man's costumes, as mentioned in the first article.
You might as well give a bad costume to a guy called "Wonder Man." Stupid name.
We all wear a green carnation.
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