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in 2 or 3 hours..Is that a problem?
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The problem is you should have a 12 pack gone within the hour!
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Oh... 
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Lol rexers! Wow Pigs......already bored and having to crush beer cans your second day of break :P
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No, my Dad started me off because he doesn't like to drink alone..I was like" hey, I'm fine drinking coffee"" and he came up 2 minutes later with a Mich Ultra and said you don't have to go to school this week have a beer"...
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Awwwwwwww so you got to have father/son together time crushing beer cans. Sounds kinda fun actually. More so than girls watching chick flicks for "bonding time"!
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Lââm
Petite soeur
Petite Soeur,
Je connais ta peine et ta douleur,
Les places qu'elles prennent dans ton Coeur,
J'étais la même Petite Soeur,
Petite Soeur...
Je te vois regarder par la fenêtre,
Comme si c'était Moi, comme si j'étais dans ta tête,
Crois-moi, Petite Soeur, le silence et le froid,
Je connais par Coeur, j'y suis passé avant Toi !
Je te vois attendre, attendre que tourne ta chance,
Là je tends dans l'indifférence, hey,
Tu refais la liste de ce qu'il ne va pas,
Tout n'est pas si triste, tu te dis c'est déjà ça !
Petite Soeur,
Je connais ta peine et ta douleur,
Parce que j'avais la même dans mon Coeur,
C'est Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur, Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur...
Petite Soeur,
Je sais comme ça brûle, à l'intérieur,
J'ai eu le temps d'apprendre de mes erreurs,
C'est Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur, Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur...
Petite, essuie
Les larmes sur ta joue, la vie est ainsi,
Parfois on prends des coups,
Mais on se relève, plus forte et plus fière,
On s'accroche à ses rêves et on passe les frontières...
Petite Soeur,
Je connais ta peine et ta douleur,
Parce que j'avais la même dans mon Coeur,
C'est Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur, Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur...
Essuie tes larmes !
Pleurer ! Ca sert à quoi ?
La vie est ainsi ! Un jour, ça passera,
Passent les peines d'Amour, celles qui font douter de Soi,
Les mots, les discours...
Tout ça s'effacera !
Petite Soeur,
Je connais ta peine et ta douleur,
Parce que j'avais la même dans mon Coeur,
C'est Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur, Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur...
Petite Soeur,
Je sais comme ça brûle, à l'intérieur,
J'ai eu le temps d'apprendre de mes erreurs,
C'est Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur, Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur...
Petite Soeur,
Je sais comme ça brûle, à l'intérieur,
J'ai eu le temps d'apprendre de mes erreurs,
C'est Toi et Moi, Petite Soeur,
Petite Soeur...
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crushing beer cans with your ass cheeks is fun
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they won't sell me beer because it's "sunday morning." this pisses me off.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Why, oh why, do you not have beer already stocked in your fridge and waiting for you? 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I shouldn't have to stock beer ahead of time.
I shouldn't have to drive around to three separate places to find one brand of beer.
I shouldn't have to deal with retarded cashiers who can't work their registers.
I shouldn't have to deal with moronic laws that stop the selling of beer early on saturday nights (yet do nothing to keep people from drinking in bars).
it's all just more incentive to move out of this godforsaken shithole.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I think I'll go grab a beer out of my fridge first.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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too bad you can only drink one before you get wasted.
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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'Scuse me whilst I go buy some beer. Anyone want anything?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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sure thing, britney. pick me up a twelve pack.
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Quote:
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sure thing, britney. pick me up a twelve pack.
I hate you. Nothing for you. Or your betraying partner in crime.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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MMMM, BEER. I GOT AN 18 PACK CALLIN MY NAME. I ALWAYS HAVE BEER HANDY, ONE TOO MANY TIMES I WAS IN YOUR POSITION, AND SAT OUTSIDE CRYING, LOOKING AT THE EMPTIES IN MY RECYCLE BIN. MOCKING ME. NOT TODAY, BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
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sure thing, britney. pick me up a twelve pack.
I hate you. Nothing for you. Or your betraying partner in crime.
I didn't betray you! He already knew!
Besides, how you gonna pay? you sure you got your wallet? 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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booyah. yeah, somebody forgot they posted their drag pics on the board a while back huh?
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If the day before Christmas is called Christmas Eve, what is the day after Christmas called?
December 26th.
* What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas"
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