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MIDGET-CASE JURY HEARS SHORT STORY

    April 19, 2005 -- He should have picked on someone his own size.
    The midget mother and daughter who were allegedly terrorized by their neighbor stood tall yesterday as they faced the grand jury to testify against him.

    Neither 3-foot-8 Debra Shea nor her 3-foot-6 daughter, Concelean Pegues, would comment on their testimony as they left Brooklyn Supreme Court, saying prosecutors asked them not to talk while the case is still pending.

    The two were testifying against their longtime neighbor, Joseph Izzo, who was busted last week for spray-painting a yellow line leading up to their house and telling them to "follow the yellow brick road."

    Izzo, 40, who is facing hate-crime charges, is also accused of hurling racial slurs at Pegues and cruelly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go."

    Izzo was not in court yesterday, and his lawyer, his brother Richard, declined to comment.

    A man who said he was Izzo's friend said that over the past few weeks, Izzo and Shea would get into drunken fights and the two would often call the authorities on each other.



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Joseph Izzo, who was busted last week for spray-painting a yellow line leading up to their house and telling them to "follow the yellow brick road."

Izzo, 40, who is facing hate-crime charges, is also accused of hurling racial slurs at Pegues and cruelly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go."





Damn. Thats some funny shit.


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Holy shit...poor guy, living next door to a freakshow.


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Are you kidding? Think of all the free entertainment they get.


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I guess eh? It would just be surreal though...a midget mom and her stumpy daughter? WTF? Is that normal?


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I used to work with a guy that was half midget. His mom was a midget and his dad was normal. We constantly fucked with him. But unlike the dumbass in the article, he had a sense of humor.


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If you can't laugh at yourself...


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A lady storms iinto the bosses office and screams "I'm suing this company for Sexual Harrasment" The boss who is flustered says "why what happened?"

She says "every time I'm at the water cooler at the same time with Jonopulos from accounting he tells me how nice my hair smells"

The boss says " so whats so bad about that?"

She says "Jonopulos is a midget!"




Get it ......he's a midget.


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by the way rex......it's


"Midgets are people too.


2 Os in too......not one.

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a man comes home early from work one day and catches his wife in bed having sex with a midget.
he yell, "dammit woman you promised you would quit cheating on me!" she looks at the midget and then her husband and says, "well honey i am cutting back!"

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Then the midget ate her shoes.


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and caused the holocaust

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and caused the holocaust





I think that was meant for the new pope thread.


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midgets are holocausters!

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WHO YA GONNA CALL?


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thats my personal business.

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I heard they did not like being called Midgets they rather be called dwarf? right or wrong [image]Mozillafirefox[/image]


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I used to work with a guy that was half midget. His mom was a midget and his dad was normal. We constantly fucked with him. But unlike the dumbass in the article, he had a sense of humor.




I agree that most people should have a sense of humor about things, but what this guy did was clearly harrassment. I mean its one things to go to work and have to put up with office teasing; its another thing to come home after a hard days work and find the side walk painted and hear your jackass neighbor making stupid jokes.

If you mess with me at work no big deal; I'll get a new job if I have to. But, you shouldn't mess with a person at home. It should be a safe zone. You know like the "Emerald City."


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