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Aweshome.
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Much better. Far more pleasant mental imagery.
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Nope. It's not. Nausiating...perhaps.
Really, its bc. of all that beer, klinton.
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well since joe's occupied with harley i'm gonna go get his gal..mmmm tuna melt.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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well since joe's occupied with harley i'm gonna go get his gal..mmmm tuna melt.
With extra cheese....curds.
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nooo...nooo poutine...noooo
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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No poutine...just the chunky cheese...
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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you should see what I'd do to harley!
You would respect my "DIBS", is what you would do!!!
I thought you had run off with sneaky bunny...? 
 
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Gah!  That's blackmail! 
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I dunno, I have a vivid imagination! 
As for the pics, I'm working on it, talk to Pete....
I don' wanna talk to Pete! He's my sworn enemy! He tried to steal my lunch money, but I bopped 'im in da beezer like my Mom taught me! Now he wants to steal my Harley, but I'll show him, I will!!!
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you should see what I'd do to harley!
You would respect my "DIBS", is what you would do!!!
I thought you had run off with sneaky bunny...?
he did.
Oh Peter! I didn't wanna believe it, but if you day so it must be true!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Gah! That's blackmail!
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I dunno, I have a vivid imagination!
As for the pics, I'm working on it, talk to Pete....
I don' wanna talk to Pete! He's my sworn enemy! He tried to steal my lunch money, but I bopped 'im in da beezer like my Mom taught me! Now he wants to steal my Harley, but I'll show him, I will!!!
Bring it Davey
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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swweet, more mama meat straw for me.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Gah! That's blackmail!
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I dunno, I have a vivid imagination!
As for the pics, I'm working on it, talk to Pete....
I don' wanna talk to Pete! He's my sworn enemy! He tried to steal my lunch money, but I bopped 'im in da beezer like my Mom taught me! Now he wants to steal my Harley, but I'll show him, I will!!!
Bring it Davey
Oh, it's already brought, Petey!!! I'm about to go all Batman on your Guy Gardner arse!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Gah! That's blackmail!
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I dunno, I have a vivid imagination!
As for the pics, I'm working on it, talk to Pete....
I don' wanna talk to Pete! He's my sworn enemy! He tried to steal my lunch money, but I bopped 'im in da beezer like my Mom taught me! Now he wants to steal my Harley, but I'll show him, I will!!!
Bring it Davey
My hero - again!
She is gone...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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The idea that you'd pimp yourself out like that makes me queasy. Call me.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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whoa whoa whoa..since when do you play for both teams?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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whoa whoa whoa..since when do you play for both teams?
I'm as surprised to find out about Crawfordcrow's preferences as you are!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I can't help it, Joe. As your avatar clearly demonstrates, you make a fine lookin' woman. Now, enough pillow talk; commence to droppin' trou.
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its gonna take more than one beer to get that mental image gone.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I don't know whether to be repulsed and freaked out or vaguely tittilated. What's the soundtrack to this scene (Sisters Of Mercy's "Dominion/Mother Russia"?) and can Sneaky Bunny join in? Since we're on this plane an' all...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Gah! That's blackmail!
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I dunno, I have a vivid imagination!
As for the pics, I'm working on it, talk to Pete....
I don' wanna talk to Pete! He's my sworn enemy! He tried to steal my lunch money, but I bopped 'im in da beezer like my Mom taught me! Now he wants to steal my Harley, but I'll show him, I will!!!
Bring it Davey
My hero - again!
She is gone...
No I'm not! I'm back!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I don't know whether to be repulsed and freaked out or vaguely tittilated. What's the soundtrack to this scene (Sisters Of Mercy's "Dominion/Mother Russia"?) and can Sneaky Bunny join in? Since we're on this plane an' all...
i've already had my dose of chubby for the day but hell, why not, its better than working on this damn webpage.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Who gave you their chubby?!? Congrats!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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congrats, hurm, thats, thats the most positive reaction i've gotten, now buy shirts damn you.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I don't know whether to be repulsed and freaked out or vaguely tittilated. What's the soundtrack to this scene (Sisters Of Mercy's "Dominion/Mother Russia"?) and can Sneaky Bunny join in? Since we're on this plane an' all...
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It's twue...
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I really cant Choose because i like two. Rex and Rob because there are really cool sweet people and they sound smart also.I would definitely love sitting beside them both the hole way threw.I bet the conversation would be intelligent.I am a highly intelligent person and love to talk to highly intelligent people .  [image]Mozillafirefox[/image]
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I really cant Choose because i like two. Rex and Rob because there are really cool sweet people and they sound smart also.I would definitely love sitting beside them both the hole way threw.I bet the conversation would be intelligent.I am a highly intelligent person and love to talk to highly intelligent people . [image]Mozillafirefox[/image]
Now it's obvious you're a fucking alt....whore.
Yes. No woman is ever this interested in me, especially after one day. Now to find out who's alt id it is.
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if his life PENDANT on it.
This better be a clue or I'm gonna go Grammar Nazi on you.
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It's twue...
Oh, don't be sad Joey...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I don't know whether to be repulsed and freaked out or vaguely tittilated. What's the soundtrack to this scene (Sisters Of Mercy's "Dominion/Mother Russia"?) and can Sneaky Bunny join in? Since we're on this plane an' all...
I was thinking Sisters of Mercy's "First and Last and Always", but then I realized that The Killers' "Somebody Told Me" might be more appropriate to the occassion. Failing that, Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch" will do nicely.
Glad to see sneakybunny's on board - my imagination can only spackle over so much, after all...
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