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#505333 2005-05-07 3:08 PM
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Hay amilia this is Derek Geari a.k.a Merder im just righting because this is hard to say in person.Ive known you for 20 years and thats how long we have been friends ive had feelings i mean things have changed between us good things.Bare with me sweet heart.Remamber the time we drove over to the lake and you where dating that ass hoe of a guy and you where crying because he had broke your heart and i sat with you by the water.Do you remamber i told you i will always be her to comfert you all you need to say is when.O.k im draging on what im trying to say is for the last three years ive loved you and every day i look in to your beautiful hasel eyes i fall deeper and deeper i even dream of you at times i love you baby bear.God i said it please be gentle. amilia right me back baby bear.ps i hope this shows you how fare im willing to go for love i dont care if anyone finds this letter . sincerely:Derek Geari To:my Amilia with love E-mail me at home baby

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Get bent.


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It's like a soap opera.

Will she say yes?

Is she having Derrik's extraterrestrial baby?

Tune in tomorrow!

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This is awesome.


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If this was even remotely legit it'd be an e-mail, not a message board post. At the very least it'd be taken care of in PM (if it'd been two people who'd been here awhile). Two fucking retards do not magically show up out of nowhere and romance eachother.

This is just stupid, whoever it is.


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Once again, I can't stand the grammar and spelling errors. The worst thing is they're intentional. Idiot.

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If this was even remotely legit it'd be an e-mail, not a message board post. At the very least it'd be taken care of in PM (if it'd been two people who'd been here awhile). Two fucking retards do not magically show up out of nowhere and romance eachother.





The fact that you just explained why this can't be real really cracks me up.


Bob Burden said: Pie for the pirates, wine for the dogs.
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Anything to amuse, Kaz...No seriously, they obviously don't see how stupid they're being, so I thought maybe directly addressing how annoying it is might make it stop.


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I think they're doing it just to annoy you.


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Two fucking retards do not magically show up out of nowhere and romance eachother.





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I think they're doing it just to annoy you.




So they are your alts then? Ass.


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I think they're doing it just to annoy you.




So they are your alts then? Ass.




I don't have any alts. Ass.


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Kaz said:
I think they're doing it just to annoy you.




So they are your alts then? Ass.




I don't have any alts. Ass.




Sure. Ass.


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uggggh, somebody kill me now, this is soooo bloody annoying.


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You Give Love a Bad Name


An angel’s smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven, then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion’s a prison, you can’t break free

You’re a loaded gun
There’s nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

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Shot through the heart
And you’re to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give love a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy’s dream, you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye

You’re a loaded gun
There’s nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Chorus


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