RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat The "What did you do last night" thread

My buddies and I went out to drink and play some pool when we met up with several women I know. So after a couple glasses and several games of getting our asses handed to us they asked us if we wanted to go to a strip club. They said they knew one of the girls and could get us in for free so we thought about it and said "hell yeah!" I mean, how often do good looking women ask if you want to go to a strip club with them? So we get there and the girl my friend knows isn't working. But we're there and we figure fuck it, so we pay the cover to get in. So after they finally leave around 1:00 am we decided to get some lapdances.

Worst. Lapdances. Ever.

There must have been some rule against touching cuz we didn't even get tits in our faces, so we looked around at other tables and neither was anybody else. I have never been a fan of lapdances and I usually turn them down, but this was by far the worst I've ever seen or had. So my completely hammered friend turns to me and says, "dude I need some fuckin' Taco Bell!" while grabbing his nuts. I'm sure the bastard soiled himself in my car. So we leave and get him taco bell, and it takes him 5 minutes to figure out what he wants all the while two cops are just staring at us. My brothers passed out in the back and my buddy is talking but I have no idea what the hell he's saying. So I take a bunch of back roads to avoid any patrol cars and drop him off, and by the time I finally get home it's 2:30 and I'm dead tired and I have to be at work at 8 in the morning.

Yeah. Work sucked.

Went and saw that movie Crash, then crashed.

You guys know what I did. I hung out here and chatted with you guys.

i also was here for a bit. i went out for burgers and beer with a friend, he and i came back here. uh, slapped the meat around....and thats pretty much how today went too. now if you excuse me i have a 6pk and a chubby to get back to.

Well since "last night" technically was a few hours ago, I walked to DQ for ice cream. Some nice people at Wal-Mart gave me a coupon for a free small cone.

Walking with the iPod + great weather + chocolate ice cream = Good times.

That's good math.

I posted in here many times, going through both new and old topics. I chatted with men I know in a chatroom. I wrote a few e mails, I made dinner, did dishes, cleaned my cats' litterboxes, brushed my teeth, flossed, had a bath and went to bed at 1 am. And that's the way it is.

I studied, took a couple finals, overloaded my brain...that sort of thing. I was late to my psych final. The schedule had it at 6pm, but the prof changed it to 5. Course I missed that announcement, she was cool with it though.

i made about ten pop bottle bongs and fixed up two beer bongs. made about 20 bowls. watched some tube, hit the gym, and didn't get any chubby.

Jacked off.

And Stupid Doog, if the club doesn't have a private/VIP/ back room, don't bother with lap dances at any club.

this is true.