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yeah, so we're of course having a party this weekend. friday to sunday and i'm the lucky one who get to go to booze barn later this week. I frankly don't know what else to get besides what i was asked to pick up; smirnoff triple black, mikes lime, cap'n moragan parrot bay pineapple, molson canadian ice, keiths india pale ale and cuervo white. suggestions?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Guiness, Bass and Sam Adams always go over well - though, I'm not sure how good Guiness in a can is.

Jamesons is a very good whiskey for anyone who likes their hard liquor without any mixes.

Jack Daniels' makes their own Jack & lemonaid, which is good, but with Mike's Lime that might be too much of a good thing.

Tanqueray & tonic is a solid choice too.

Party for any reason? Or just bc.?



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"parrot bay." feh!

if its a larger party, dont bother with all the individual crazy liquors. too expensive.

getcher self some everclear. some cap'n mo's. some kool-aid. and a bucket.

tasty and explosively alcoholic jungle juice for all. economic and delicious!

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Is Everclear legal in Michigan? cuz I know it's not in Ohio so we have to drive down to West Virginia to pick some up.

Robs idea is a good one. If you're gonna take shots I'd get some Wild Turkey 101, or pick up Jose Cuervo and some limes (or lemons, whatever your taste be).

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Rob Kamphausen said:
"parrot bay." feh!

if its a larger party, dont bother with all the individual crazy liquors. too expensive.

getcher self some everclear. some cap'n mo's. some kool-aid. and a bucket.

tasty and explosively alcoholic jungle juice for all. economic and delicious!

yeah, parrot bay sucks ass. but meh, they wanted it cause its "classy"..damn richy jews. we already do the bucket thing with curacgo(sp?) and 7-up.

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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smirnoff triple black, mikes lime, cap'n moragan parrot bay pineapple, molson canadian ice, keiths india pale ale and cuervo white...





What no men at this party?


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i'm still trying to figure out that myself. figure if there isn't i'll put some jager on the porch.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Everclear will fuck ya up somethin' fierce! I recommend that, Bicardi O3, and some malt liquors.

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yeah, everclear isn't legal here. anybody know if it is in canada? ontario in particular.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Rob Kamphausen said:
"parrot bay." feh!

if its a larger party, dont bother with all the individual crazy liquors. too expensive.




I agree. And likely, most of them won't be touched. Get a few base items, some Jack Daniels, some Vodka, and some good beers (Guinness is an excellent already mentioned suggestion).

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getcher self some everclear. some cap'n mo's. some kool-aid. and a bucket.

tasty and explosively alcoholic jungle juice for all. economic and delicious!




I used to make a similar drink with Everclear and green kool aid I called Reanimator Fluid. Fun stuff. Heh.

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i personally don't care that much for guinness. gimme some stella artois or keiths and i'm happy


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Rob Kamphausen said:
"parrot bay." feh!

if its a larger party, dont bother with all the individual crazy liquors. too expensive.

getcher self some everclear. some cap'n mo's. some kool-aid. and a bucket.

tasty and explosively alcoholic jungle juice for all. economic and delicious!

i'm rob kamphausen, and this is teen drunk talk.




WOW!

I'm impressed.

This totally goes against the impression I had of you.


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bahhh..now i gotta go to canada and pick up two kegs. i hate this.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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There isn't anywhere closer?

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i'm inthe area of that street coming outta the P in Port Huron

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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heh heh yeah man if you like do 68 on it you gotta turn around. heh heh


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You're not so far from Montreal...You should come by one day, enjoy the debauchery that only the french can provide...


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I said the french (as in Quebecois), not The French (as in those filthy cheese munching, soap evading sacs of filth from France). Big difference.


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hurm, yes its only 841.5K away, thats meh, 8 hours. hurm...not a bad idea...even though i've enjoyed the wonderful land of canada in berry, owen sound, toronto, niagara falls and windsor..hurm...yes maybe goinging outside of ontario is good.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hell yeah! You've never seen a city quite like Montreal...Hedonism capital of the world.


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hurm....maybe


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Seriously...This Ontario shit is soiling your brain. You need some Quebec in your system. Culture and debauchery...all in one place.


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yeah your right. now i just need the money to do so.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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(as in those filthy cheese munching, soap evading sacs of filth from France)






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