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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050629/hl_nm/penis_size_dc NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Men worried about having a small penis are usually pretty average, but have a false idea of what the normal size is, according to a report in the medical journal Urology.
This best way to reassure men with penile concerns is to educate them, the author of the report says. Men should know that a normal-sized penis is 1.6 inches or more when flaccid or 2.76 inches when stretched out.
The findings are based on a study of 92 patients who went to the andrology department at Cairo University Hospital in Egypt over a 2-year period complaining of a small-sized penis. Each subject provided a sexual history and completed a standard erectile function questionnaire.
Penile length and girth were assessed with a tape measure in both flaccid and fully stretched states. The men were asked what they considered a normal-sized penis and then were informed about the actual normal size.
Study author Dr. Rany Shamloul, at the University of Saskatchewan in Saskatoon, Canada, reports that all of the men met the thresholds for normal penis size and did not have erectile dysfunction.
However, on average, they estimated that the "normal" flaccid length should be to be 5.1 inches.
The education and measurement sessions solved the concerns of 79 men. The other 13 subjects still insisted that their member was too short, but with further psychosexual counseling, most were convinced otherwise.
"Men complaining of a short penis can be treated using the basic principles of sex education with objective methods of penile size evaluation," Shamloul concludes. "This combination can correct any previous sexual misconceptions, relieve unnecessary anxiety concerning penile size, and decrease the desire to undertake still-to-be verified lengthening procedures."
SOURCE: Urology, June 2005.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Average......average white size is .5 inches and average black size is 2.89 inches..flaccid.....
hah..suckers......
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This must mean the black guys on the Net with 14 inch cocks must be horrible mutant abominations. It'd be like having a head or arms nearly 3 times as big as they should be
Thought the average size was 6.5 aswell. Guess that was bullshit
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Negro, PLEASE.
Fa sho...
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If it's long enough to actually be inserted into the vagina, then it's long enough. Sadly, for me... 
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You're a Red Sox fan--you've got something to be happy about. I, on the other hand, am a Nationals fan (with a big penis) 
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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i like how no ladies have sad anything in here.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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*cough* no comment*cough* :P
Hey one other lady had to post in this forum ;P
I agree....penis size doesn't matter, it's all about the guy pleasing you (and you pleasing him in return of course).
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yes, studies have also shown that its more or less the wiring of the woman.
but seriously, if you ain't doin' it your best bet is to buy one of those shower hads for her
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Here, here!!!!!!! Best invention ever! Just make sure it's not one of those measly shower heads!
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You're a Red Sox fan--you've got something to be happy about.
I, on the other hand, am a Nationals fan (with a big penis)
Prove it.
The penis bit, not about the Nationals.
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We were discussing evolution last night while drunk and a historian I know came up with a grand and intriguing theory.
Elephants have gianormous penises. This was evolutionarilly necessary because they have to impregnate those giant elephany wimmins. Similarly, this is why black men have such large penises - they have ghetto booty to contend with. Further discussion led to the application to the Asian community. Asian men have small penii because they like their wimmins tiny so they never needed big schlongs.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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But I'm a Black German Chinese man.
What the FUCK am I supposed to insert my genetic smorgasborg of a penis in???
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But I'm a Black German Chinese man.
What the FUCK am I supposed to insert my genetic smorgasborg of a penis in???
Everything with a hole.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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But I'm a Black German Chinese man.
What the FUCK am I supposed to insert my genetic smorgasborg of a penis in???
Everything with a hole.
PUT A COCK IN USCHI
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Someone should trademark that.
A t-shirt with a rooster on it...
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who said it first? it was in deep thoughts...
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Who SAID it first?
More like who's DONE it?!
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Here's an interesting evolutionary concept of the penis.
Chimpanzees have relatively large penises and testicles, relative to their body sizes. They are not monogamous.
Gorillas have relatively very small penises and testicles, relative to their body size. They are monogamous.
Human beings fall in the scale of having larger penises and testicles relative to their body sizes (for example, if our penises were comparable to a gorilla's, relative to our body sizes, our dicks would be on average 2/3 of inch long...I feel confident in saying that most of us do not have this problem).
Using this logic, it would seem that human males are not designed for monogamy.
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