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it's the only form of birth control endorsed by the catholic church!
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HEHEHE........Ill take it as as compliment Pjs 
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I could easily get through that.
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For thoe of you who haven't seen my picture yet:  Thats why Pj started this thread :P
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Quote:
Stupid Doog said:
it's the only form of birth control endorsed by the catholic church!
No it's not. 
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Whatever happened to the chastity belts anyway???
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The mormons took them all.
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Lol........I still don't get the whole mormonism view that maturbating is wrong though.........and I'm southern baptist (we're pretttyyy conservative for the most prat)!
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Wait....Southern Baptists don't view masturbating as wrong?
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Nope. they just kicked you out because of your looks. 
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Quote:
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Wait....Southern Baptists don't view masturbating as wrong?
You gonna switch religions now?
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rex you have made the right choice
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Ohhh no Parys a mormon?!?
In that case, do you wear the sacred underwear and everything?!? Don't drink soft drinks?!?
But the real question is.......have you ever gone on a mission??
Been to SLC btw for the Southern Baptist Convention.....you mormon boys are pretty cute and polite for the most part!
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Quote:
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Ohhh no Parys a mormon?!?
In that case, do you wear the sacred underwear and everything?!? Don't drink soft drinks?!?
But the real question is.......have you ever gone on a mission??
Been to SLC btw for the Southern Baptist Convention.....you mormon boys are pretty cute and polite for the most part!
I'm a Roman Catholic missy.
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DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
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Oh Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
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There is a SECRET STRIP MINE in NEW BRUNSWICK that was dug to MINE FISH! When it failed, the GOVERNMENT in ONTARIO pretended that it was a city named MONCTON! Amazingly, MOST CANADIANS believe that this "city" named "Moncton" actually exists!
Contrary to popular American belief, today nearly 3 out of 10 Canadian households have WORKING TOILETS!
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