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briefly alluded to here, but i wanted t'make sure this got attention from everyone who doesn't wanna read about me. ...everyone. ...ahem... hey, howsit goin. as recently pointed out by ... well, me... we're approaching our 5th birthday on these heeyah forums. october 18, 2000. 1,600+ days and 1,600+ screen names later, we're a massive community of 8, maybe 10 posters! cower in our might! anywho... in partial celebration and partial promotion, i figured we could have ourselves a wee lil contest, in an effort to ensure the greatness and legacy of these boards -- what the typhoid-enhanced dave entitled "beat the drum." i love the rkmbs. you love the rkmbs. and, damnit, now, its time to show it. our 5 year anniversary approaches, roughly 3 months from now. your goal is to give back to the rkmbs. however you see fit. the bigger, the better. if, to you, that means reviewing every comic book you've ever read? go for it. if that means starting your own rkmbs-based comic book? sweet. if that means getting your entire physics class to become posters here? great! can you finally get the e-zine started here on the boards? can you mention "rkmbs" on oprah? or larry king? will you hold up a "rkmbs.com" sign at a wwe event? can you get the boards listed in the guinness book of records? can you make a series of rkmbs.com t-shirts at cafepress, and hand them out to your office? we're looking for big splashes. big kick backs. BIG contributions to make these boards even better than they are. imagine national recognition! televised message boards! one hundred new, on-going, (dare i say it) non-alt posters! magazine-quality articles! we'll publically vote on the winners (no alt-enhanced poll cheating) -- and i have actual prizes, too! two brand new gameboy advance SP systems, a brand new gamecube, boxes of comic books, and a few other actual, real prizes are yours for the ...competing for! so, make the splash! spread the word! beat... the drum!(?)
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I will continue to contribute with my book reviews.
And maybe do them more often.
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I shall continue to contribute with the Random Interviews and The First Annual RKMBS Survivor. I would also like to point out, and simultaneously apologize, for bringing this board Grimm and thedoctor. Who knew they would stay so long?  And, I'll sticky this thread...
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I'll continue remixing my comics to call you gay, as soon as I get my computer back. Also I'd love to make Anus Comics bi-weekly or monthly and post it at Off-Topic.
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i will be continuing my RKMBs picture puzzle's, my solo male jerk porn sets, I'll be starting up the Women's forum draft since TK is lacking on that. I am in the process of taking electrical tape to my car and bicycle wagaon to spell out "rkmbs.com" - pictures tomorrow. I'm gonna get something printed up, not sure if i wanna do shirts or mouse pads yet. gonna hand those out at the boat races next month.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Now what do I win for that effort....it's all you get.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I will continue doing Comic Books Fights and Beat Down Central... as well as making a "www.rkmbs.com" t-shirt out of a plain black t-shirt, a bleach pen, and a washing machine. Also, I will continue posting "top ten" threads in the Media forum as well as my inane ramblings about any and all things I can think to ramble inanely about.
And, like Pro, I would like to apologize for the introduction of Captain Sammitch (and, by association, Meeko) to the RKMB community. Thanks for your patronage.
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But Chewy, with Sammitch came Meeko, so all is forgiven. I will now be able to post more CROSSCHECKS, so long as nothing crazy happens to kill the hockey season before it begins. 
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And, like Pro, I would like to apologize for the introduction of Captain Sammitch (and, by association, Meeko) to the RKMB community. Thanks for your patronage.
lawd, where's nowhereman when i need him.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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as soon as their shows are posted i'll link to them, but i've got us plugged on some podcasts.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I will be making RKMB banners from old sheets and hanging them on pedestrian overpasses on our major freeways.
Photos to come.
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I plan on getting Grimm highly intoxicated, stripping him naked, and tying him to a flagpole in the center of town.
Meanwhile, I'll be trying to tell people about the RKMBS, too...
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I'm writing www.rkmbs.com on all my dollar bills.
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I plan on getting Grimm highly intoxicated, stripping him naked, and tying him to a flagpole in the center of town.
So, in other words, you aren't planning anything special or out of the ordinary...
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I'm writing www.rkmbs.com on all my dollar bills.
So that's two messages out there....Good start!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I plan on getting Grimm highly intoxicated, stripping him naked, and tying him to a flagpole in the center of town.
So, in other words, you aren't planning anything special or out of the ordinary...
I'm glad the joke was not lost upon you....
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I plan on getting Grimm highly intoxicated, stripping him naked, and tying him to a flagpole in the center of town.
So, in other words, you aren't planning anything special or out of the ordinary...
I'm glad the joke was not lost upon you....
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm writing www.rkmbs.com on all my dollar bills.
Oooh... that's a good idea. I'm stealing that one...
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I'm writing www.rkmbs.com on all my dollar bills.
Oooh... that's a good idea. I'm stealing that one...
I am too. And on my fifty, and on my ten... perhaps on any fives I might contact...
I have also changed "in god we trust" to read "in gob we trust."
like whoever the fuck else mentioned, I'm working on a t-shirt design. I have a great one in mind but Mom would kill me for it so I won't (boobies on the front, RKMBS.COM on the back).
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ummmm..I'll review the new animated style episodes of batman animated...either that or I'll buy a 1 page ad in my local paper
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I'll just put flyers everywhere in my little hick town, including on peoples' doorsteps.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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okay, paid a pregger friend to write it on her belly.....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I have a great one in mind but Mom would kill me for it so I won't (boobies on the front, RKMBS.COM on the back).
ha!
anyway, remember (everyone) to take pictures (or alert us to the televised newscast) so's we can rank the greatness!
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I have a great one in mind but Mom would kill me for it so I won't (boobies on the front, RKMBS.COM on the back).
ha!
anyway, remember (everyone) to take pictures (or alert us to the televised newscast) so's we can rank the greatness!
Plan ahead. Have somebody taping it.
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since my office is the supply closet with the copy machine i've been leaveingsheets that say rkmbs.com in the paper tray. so every ffth copied sheet has rkmbs.com on the back!hah!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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so, that's 200 people?
Well, yeah, but does Rex have 200 dollar bills to write rkmbs.com on?
I'll probably put a massive banner or two up in town, as well.
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do you have enough frankenberries to make your ink out of?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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No, I've got five somewhat functional printers, lots of paper, my typewriter, a massive roll of paper for the banners, as well as lots of spray paint.
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I wrote rkmbs.com on the wall at a bar in San Diego last week... right next to where I wrote www.tubgirl.com...
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I wrote rkmbs.com on the wall at a bar in San Diego last week... right next to where I wrote www.tubgirl.com...
AND you also crossed out "Danielle waz here" and rewrote "Danielle eats AIDS"...
I, on the other hand, wrote RKMBs.com as well as drew a picture of poop AND wrote the words POOP with an arrow to make sure people knew that was in fact, poop.
Ironically, someone drew a gigantic penis above where Uschi was sitting.
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also made this one up for myself
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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The Kamphausenettes:
Beat the drum for rob
Beat the drum for rob
Lead Kamphausenette:
Slam those big bins
Pound that firm skin
The Kamphausenettes:
Beat the drum for rob
Beat the drum for rob
Lead Kamphausenette:
Work those hard shafts
Bang those cans fast
Larry Staines:
Bob your head to the back beat
The Kamphausenettes:
Give me head
Give me head
Larry Staines:
Don’t forget to brush those cymbals
The Kamphausenettes:
Cymbals, woah yeah
Larry Staines:
Drums is a big piece of kit
Make sure you using every inch of it
The Kamphausenettes:
Give me all you’ve got, baby
Larry Staines:
Hey, but remember to wear earplugs
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