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Ummm... for some reason the pics are small... I'm working on uploading them again, don't peek!


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Good. 'Cuz what little I could read cracked me up.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Damn, that was AWESHOME!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I love these.


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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I can smell the sweet scent of transvestite hookers from here!




That's classic funny.


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This shit is funny.

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Dear Editor,

This comic was damn near perfect until you decided to insert the obligatory Francis Franta scene. When are you going to get a clue? Nobody wants to see this bitchy cunt unless she's been ripped apart by Not-A-Man's steel buttocks! And what the fuck? Why don't you give us any more close-ups of the cocks Not-A-Man sees when he uses his nifty cock-vision? In the old days we got to see all kinds of cock! Cut, un-cut, thick, hairy, long, and even the occasional limp dick! Geez! Buy a clue editor and give the queer fanboy what he wants...and then insert it straight up his arse!

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I didnt know his penis could type!

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..but you do know my penis feels oh so good up your arse! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!


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Cant say I ever noticed!

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Good Lord, this was the funniest thing I've seen in sometime...


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Cant say I ever noticed!




Don't feel bad, Llance... he's used to "Big Ben"...

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BLESSING A NEW HOUSE
BY SPIRITUAL HOME CLEANSING

Home-cleansing methods are of great importance in African American hoodoo folk-magic. To learn more about this tradition of spiritual cleaning, you can go to the illustrated page on the subject of Ritual Baths and Floor Washes

Here is a simple procedure for blessing a new home and ridding a house of any unwanted spiritual influences.

Wash down the wood work and floors with Chinese Wash (or Van Van Oil ) mixed up with Blessing Bath Crystals in water. (If the place has wall to wall carpeting and you can't do the floors, then at least wash the wood work.) Recite the 23rd Psalm as you mop or scrub, or some other prayer for blessing that you may prefer. Work from the top floor of the house to the bottom floor and on each floor proceed from the back of the house to the front and finally scrub out the front door, and dispose of the remaining wash water by throwing it out the front door or in the front yard. If there is no front yard, carry some of the wash water to the nearest street intersection or crossroads and throw it to the East.

Come straight back inside without talking to anyone and burn Blessing Incense in every room. As it burns, use a brand new broom to sweep the house from back to front and out the front door. Some folks also like to sprinkle Van Van Powder at the front threshold and sweep that away from the house. Recite the 23rd Psalm as you sweep, or some other prayer for blessing that you may prefer.

Finally, sprinkle or spray Peace Water in the corners and at all the doors and windows, so that only good spirits and peaceful people may enter. Recite the 23rd Psalm as you sprinkle or spray, or some other prayer for blessing that you may prefer.

After cleaning the place out and blessing it in this way, put down pinches of salt in the corners of each room, calling on the Lord for protection or, if you are in a hurry, just place four pinches of salt at the four outside corners of the house. If you feel that there is someone working against you who may follow you to the new place, bury four unopened boxes of Red Devil brand lye at the four corners of the property with the Devil images facing outward to guard and protect the premises.

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I love these.






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Goddamn that's funny. Mxy for comics forum mod!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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that thing's about as funny as a 10-car pileup on the Southeast Expressway.

And anyhow, it's not as if I enjoy these mudslinging bouts...

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that thing's about as funny as a 10-car pileup on the Southeast Expressway.




I dunno...throw a clown car in the mix, or have the 10 cars full of old people, and that's pretty fucking funny...

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And anyhow, it's not as if I enjoy these mudslinging bouts...




Yes you do. That why you never let them go. Douche-nozzle, go clean out some lady's vag.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I never let them go because my enemies won't let me.

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I never let them go because my enemies won't let me.




So you're, like, your enemies' little bitch. You don't let these stupid little feuds go, not because you get off on the attention and what little social interaction they afford you, but because your so-called enemies won't allow you to choose to ignore them. Is that how it works? Then you should change the name of your list from "enemies" to "masters". You're Kim Jong-Il's bitch. You're Courtney Love's bitch. You're Nowhereman's bitch. You're my bitch. Now go get me a soda, bitch. And curtsy to me when you hand it over.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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You're missing the point, JM. The day somebody trashes me and I just let it slide is the day I've handed them a psychological victory, and that will encourage them to launch further and harsher attacks against me. Ergo, until they either (A)retract their accusations against me, (B)find new targets, or (C)drop dead, I have no choice but to keep defending myself by any means fair or foul.

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You're missing the point, JM. The day somebody trashes me and I just let it slide is the day I've handed them a psychological victory, and that will encourage them to launch further and harsher attacks against me. Ergo, until they either (A)retract their accusations against me, (B)find new targets, or (C)drop dead, I have no choice but to keep defending myself by any means fair or foul.




I just noticed the Media Forum. I didn't realize I'd broken you. Point for me. And this post just supports what I've been saying about you, you fucking whack-job.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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....you're not the only one naive enough to believe I can just "forgive and forget" where my enemies are concerned. Check out this stunning exercise in cluelessness that an anonymous poster left at my Livejournal blog last spring:

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Think ahead ten years. Do you really want to look back at a decade wasted on feuding with people you've never met and only matter in your life because you've allowed them to aggravate you over a lame joke? Believe it or not, none of this matters. If you weren't spending time on this 'feud', what could you be doing in your life? And please don't tell me that you need to 'win' this battle before anything else can happen. It's not true. You're better than this, or at least you can be.




By the time was posted, my feud with Nick Locking had been going on for close to three years already. Yet the author of the above passage actually thought I could afford to just shrug off his blatant lies about me like they were no big deal.

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....you're not the only one naive enough to believe I can just "forgive and forget" where my enemies are concerned. Check out this stunning exercise in cluelessness that an anonymous poster left at my Livejournal blog last spring:

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Think ahead ten years. Do you really want to look back at a decade wasted on feuding with people you've never met and only matter in your life because you've allowed them to aggravate you over a lame joke? Believe it or not, none of this matters. If you weren't spending time on this 'feud', what could you be doing in your life? And please don't tell me that you need to 'win' this battle before anything else can happen. It's not true. You're better than this, or at least you can be.




By the time was posted, my feud with Nick Locking had been going on for close to three years already. Yet the author of the above passage actually thought I could afford to just shrug off his blatant lies about me like they were no big deal.




I agree with whomever posted that. And the fact that you've been feuding with Nick Locking for over three years is pathetic. You are a pathetic person, Chris. And every post you've made over the last few days prove that.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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....you're not the only one naive enough to believe I can just "forgive and forget" where my enemies are concerned. Check out this stunning exercise in cluelessness that an anonymous poster left at my Livejournal blog last spring:

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Think ahead ten years. Do you really want to look back at a decade wasted on feuding with people you've never met and only matter in your life because you've allowed them to aggravate you over a lame joke? Believe it or not, none of this matters. If you weren't spending time on this 'feud', what could you be doing in your life? And please don't tell me that you need to 'win' this battle before anything else can happen. It's not true. You're better than this, or at least you can be.




By the time was posted, my feud with Nick Locking had been going on for close to three years already. Yet the author of the above passage actually thought I could afford to just shrug off his blatant lies about me like they were no big deal.




Chris Oakley is the greatest alt ever! There's no fucking way anyone could seriously believe this. I mean, it's so transparent. The fact that this statement actually accentuates how stupid and ignorant the act of online feuds are while still maintaining that it must be done is the clincher. Come on. Someone has to finally own up to this. Take your bow. You've put on a superb performance all these years. Mxy? BSAMS? Let the truth be known. Whose alt is this?


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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Frankly, doc, I almost wish I WAS somebody's alt. At least then I might actually get through to some of these knuckleheads.

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....you're not the only one naive enough to believe I can just "forgive and forget" where my enemies are concerned. Check out this stunning exercise in cluelessness that an anonymous poster left at my Livejournal blog last spring:

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Think ahead ten years. Do you really want to look back at a decade wasted on feuding with people you've never met and only matter in your life because you've allowed them to aggravate you over a lame joke? Believe it or not, none of this matters. If you weren't spending time on this 'feud', what could you be doing in your life? And please don't tell me that you need to 'win' this battle before anything else can happen. It's not true. You're better than this, or at least you can be.




By the time was posted, my feud with Nick Locking had been going on for close to three years already. Yet the author of the above passage actually thought I could afford to just shrug off his blatant lies about me like they were no big deal.




I agree with whomever posted that. And the fact that you've been feuding with Nick Locking for over three years is pathetic. You are a pathetic person, Chris. And every post you've made over the last few days prove that.




Easy for you to say, JM. It ain't you on the receiving end of Locking's campaign to destroy me; in case you need proof that he's out to get me, check out this comment he posted on a Vhive thread about last week's cyber-suicide in Britain:

http://thevhive.com/forum/messages.php?webtag=THEV&msg=2351.22

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Easy for you to say, JM. It ain't you on the receiving end of Locking's campaign to destroy me; in case you need proof that he's out to get me, check out this comment he posted on a Vhive thread about last week's cyber-suicide in Britain:

http://thevhive.com/forum/messages.php?webtag=THEV&msg=2351.22




I'd buy him a beer if ever I met him. You're a melodramatic douche-nozzle and I'd love to see what you look like when you're finally "destroyed", whatever that means...


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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....you're not the only one naive enough to believe I can just "forgive and forget" where my enemies are concerned. Check out this stunning exercise in cluelessness that an anonymous poster left at my Livejournal blog last spring:

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Think ahead ten years. Do you really want to look back at a decade wasted on feuding with people you've never met and only matter in your life because you've allowed them to aggravate you over a lame joke? Believe it or not, none of this matters. If you weren't spending time on this 'feud', what could you be doing in your life? And please don't tell me that you need to 'win' this battle before anything else can happen. It's not true. You're better than this, or at least you can be.




By the time was posted, my feud with Nick Locking had been going on for close to three years already. Yet the author of the above passage actually thought I could afford to just shrug off his blatant lies about me like they were no big deal.




I agree with whomever posted that. And the fact that you've been feuding with Nick Locking for over three years is pathetic. You are a pathetic person, Chris. And every post you've made over the last few days prove that.




Easy for you to say, JM. It ain't you on the receiving end of Locking's campaign to destroy me; in case you need proof that he's out to get me, check out this comment he posted on a Vhive thread about last week's cyber-suicide in Britain:

http://thevhive.com/forum/messages.php?webtag=THEV&msg=2351.22




You see? Absolute brilliance. This is an alt willing to be a fucknut all over the internet in order to perpetuate the joke. This is truly and artist willing to live his art.


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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
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Melodramatic nothing. The man genuinely and deeply hates me. If you don't believe it, you can ask him; here's his e-mail addys:

nicklocking@hotmail.com
nicklocking@gmail.com

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