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HA HA HA HA HA! Quote:
Vorteil:
Ist auch noch lecker
"Vorteil: It is also very delecious!"
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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"PFFFFFFTTTT!!!"
Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over the fantastic idea that when you are looking at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is guaranteed to have on her -- a cunt! They all have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts -- for fucking!
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Barbie is really a he-she.
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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Quote:
Pariah said:
http://www.paaady.de/site/unfug/barbie.htm
Why don't you just jack off, like most boys with too much time on their hands?
We all wear a green carnation.
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Who's to say he didn't? Why ELSE would he be looking for shit like this? Sick, kinky fuck. 
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Years ago, in college, I was taking some class where they did a "brainstorming" exercise. The exercise was to come up with as many uses for a paperclip as possible. One of the girls in the class suggested a paperclip could be used as a prop for a doll. To which I remarked, "yeah, Back Alley Abortion Barbie."
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Jesus G-Man! This is a family friendly forum!
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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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the G-man said:
Years ago, in college, I was taking some class where they did a "brainstorming" exercise. The exercise was to come up with as many uses for a paperclip as possible. One of the girls in the class suggested a paperclip could be used as a prop for a doll. To which I remarked, "yeah, Back Alley Abortion Barbie."
So you became a lawyer to defend yourself from the incoming lawsuit, I assume? 
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Actually, one of the women in the class was the future Mrs G, so I guess they found me a "charming bad boy" for saying it. 
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the G-man said:
Actually, one of the women in the class was the future Mrs G, so I guess they found me a "charming bad boy" for saying it.
This....this explains sooooo much.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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