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And why is it still on my keyboard?
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'Scroll Lock'? I have no idea....there aren't any useless keys on a Mac keyboard.
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Please don't respond unless you can actually run a majority of the computer programs on today's market.
Thanks in advance.
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Please don't respond unless you can actually run a majority of the computer programs on today's market.
Thanks in advance.
How about if I can run superior programs with no hassle?
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Please don't respond unless you can actually run a majority of the computer programs on today's market.
Thanks in advance.
How about if I can run superior programs with no hassle?
How bout you put the fucking lotion in the basket. It does what it's told.
Has anyone seen Precious?
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The lotion? Are you sure you don't have me confused with Dave....he'd make a nice new fall wardrobe.
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The lotion? Are you sure you don't have me confused with Dave....he'd make a nice new fall wardrobe.
Yes he is on the list. I was going to make gloves out of you and a nice thimble out of your penis for when I sew. although your penis probably won't have enough skin for that so i'll feed it to Precious.
Has anyone seen Precious?
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You can use it to make a quilt, a new cover for your couch and have some left over for curtains...
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Dude... why'd you put Jake in a microwave just to make that picture? That's kinda harsh, man...
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You can use it to make a quilt, a new cover for your couch and have some left over for curtains...
You seem a little bitchy today. Do you need some of me?
You could really use some of me right now.
Is it that time of the month already?
Did somebody say PMS?
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You seem a little bitchy today. Do you need some of me?
Actually...totally not bitchy today, for the first time in a week or so. But thanks though. 
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Well I'm sure rex or the doctor or some of the ladies (if you can call them that) will need me today.
You could really use some of me right now.
Is it that time of the month already?
Did somebody say PMS?
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What the fuck does the scroll lock button do?
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Wednesday said:
Please don't respond unless you can actually run a majority of the computer programs on today's market.
Thanks in advance.
How about if I can run superior programs with no hassle?
How bout you put the fucking lotion in the basket. It does what it's told.
It Put's the Fucking Lotion in The Basket
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'Scroll Lock'? I have no idea....there aren't any useless keys on a Mac keyboard.
Nah,its just the puter thats useless!
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Mac Killed my Inner Child
I don't understand any of the references in there...None of that has ever happened to me.
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Katie Holmes is funny looking.
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'Scroll Lock'? I have no idea....there aren't any useless keys on a Mac keyboard.
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Mac Killed my Inner Child
God, kicking that computer looked like it felt good...
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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'Scroll Lock'? I have no idea....there aren't any useless keys on a Mac keyboard.
Halellujah brothers and sisters! Can I get an Amen?
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What the fuck does the scroll lock button do?
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I bought a new keyboard recently.
No scroll lock button.
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The scroll lock is a key (with an associated status light) on a computer keyboard. The original purpose of the scroll lock was that when it is turned on, it would pause text scrolling down the screen until it is turned off again. However, it only works on software that supports it, which most software today does not. While it was useful in the days of character interfaces, in a GUI environment (where such things as scrollbar?s are provided) it is much less useful. Programmers can however make their software respond to the key in whatever way they like, hence it need not be restricted to its original function.
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'Scroll Lock'? I have no idea....there aren't any useless keys on a Mac keyboard.
No they save the uselessness for the mac for the machine itself
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Re-read the thread, bitch...that was done, by you no less, when this thread was started. Please pay attention.
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Re-read the thread, bitch...that was done, by you no less, when this thread was started. Please pay attention.
i see nothing of hte sort.
fucking canucks.
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Blind folk needn't discuss what they can or cannot see...
fucking bunnies.
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hmm who do I believe, The Blind Chick or the Mac using cum chugger.
Sneaky wins!!!!!!!
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Blind folk needn't discuss what they can or cannot see...
fucking bunnies.
i don't need to see to hear what's being read off the screen through my speakers.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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They're not smiling. They're baring their teeth, about to devour an infant.
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They're not smiling. They're baring their teeth, about to devour an infant.
microwaved or oven baked?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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