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I recently met(re:stalked) an old highschool crush who's attractiveness accidentally fell into a vat of mysterious chemicals and developed powers far beyond those of normal attractiveness - and I took a picture of her.
My question is, when I wank off to it at night while chanting some sort of chilean death mantra - will she feel my pee pee in her dreams? Because that would be cool!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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What's this thread doing in the off-topic section?
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It wasn't deep enough -- FOR HITLER.
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G-Man doesnt think sex is real.
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It wasn't deep enough -- FOR HITLER. [/quote
No. You're the Hitler.
Seriously, however, I didn't move it. It must have been Rob or Wednesday.
On the other hand, I gotta be honest, if they hadn't moved it, I would have.
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
It wasn't deep enough -- FOR HITLER.
No. You're the Hitler.
Seriously, however, I didn't move it. It must have been Rob or Wednesday.
On the other hand, I gotta be honest, if they hadn't moved it, I would have.
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You probably would -- FOR HITLER.
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Thank you.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Who is this hitler people are talking about?
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There was just one thing wrong with Hitler. He let a few people live. 
I'm the Boogeyman! And I'm coming to getcha!
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Would I be so bad if I could turn you on?
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Feel like being blown apart
There are pieces here I don't care where they go
I'm the Boogeyman! And I'm coming to getcha!
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Who is this hitler people are talking about?
He used to make comedy films in the silent days!
He was better as a dictator though!
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a dictator -- FOR HITLER.
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OKAY, WHO MOVED MY THREAD? OWN UP!
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Rob Kamphausen. Kill him.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I did that years ago,but clones kept taking his place.
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Ben Kamphausen? Rob Reilly???
Clone war!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Rob Simmons!
He was a WCW champeen!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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No, it is YOU who are the clone! Nowhereman killed you years ago, you filthy clone!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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who...................are they?
cause that how i butter my rolls
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aww man, i thought i was the fuck you guy. 
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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i thought i was the red named gob guy
cause that how i butter my rolls
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Okay, now my thread needs to be moved back to the deep thought section. And stickied.
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Not as deep as winning an olympic gold medal with a broken freaking neck!
Oh it's true! It's DAMN true!
Oh Oh KURT!
I think I'm cute
I won gold medals
I got the moves
That makes them all tap out!
The Angle Slam
The Ankle Lock
Marty Jannety
STILL can't walk
I'm just a Sexy Kurt
(Sexy Kurt!!)
I'll make your ankle hurt
(Ankle Hurt!!!)
I'm just a Sexy Kurt
(Sexy Kurt!!)
I'll make your ankle hurt
(Ankle Hurt!!!)
Wooo!
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