#36092
2003-10-12 9:04 PM
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Welcome to the CheeseDome, you cheeseheads! Welcome to Rob's Damn Championship Wrestling! Welcome to Bloody Sunday! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif) I'm Grimm, and I'll be doing your commentary this evening as apparently Mike "Big Mouth" Masterson was eaten by his cowboy hat earlier this week! :lol: Tonight, you will see these brutal warriors attempt to dismember each other in brand new and disgusting ways! Steel Cage Casket Match! Nowhereman w/Paul Heyman vs. PJP w/Vincent K. Mcmahon Dildo on a Pole Match! Animalman vs. Zod TLC Match! Loser becomes RDCW Bitch of the Month! Private Problems w/Gunny Hartman vs. Pig Iron w/ special celebrity guest, Burt Ward Tornado Tag Match! Tag Titles on the line! Champions Statler & Waldorf w/Vincent K. Mcmahon vs. Challengers The New Stooge Order Let's go to the ring!
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#36093
2003-10-12 9:29 PM
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[Camera zooms in on Pig Iron in the lockerroom...]
I thought I'd sing a little song for you to get things going....
Ahem....aheeeeemmmmmmm....[clears throat].
since private and gunny are into showtunes and such I thought I'd sing the one I know..or atleast the version of one I know....
" Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Private and and Gunny are back in their hotel. Yes, yes, yes went the Private. Oh, oh, oh went Gunny. Blew a load on the ass of his honey."
Thank you, thank you.....
That's all get outta here.....
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#36094
2003-10-12 11:01 PM
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The main event match has begun.......guess who's going to win. ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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#36095
2003-10-12 11:12 PM
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Good evening maggots!
It's time to put the elderly to bed!
It's time to cover your children's eyes to keep them from witnessing the sheer devistation!
The sheer brutality of the match you are about to witness!
The horrors you see today will not match anything you have ever seen before!
But before we begin I have a surprise for all!
Earlier today the Private and I had a closed doors meetings with the head of RDCW himself!
And we were able to convince him to add one more stipulation!
The men you see coming to ringside are about to pull down the ring ropes!
The TLC match will happen between cruel, unforgiving, beautiful barbed wire!
That is if you've got the guts!
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#36096
2003-10-12 11:19 PM
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Whatever....I'll smack your ass back to bootcamp you old poof.
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#36097
2003-10-12 11:25 PM
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OOOOOHHHHHHRRRGGGGGG!!!!
BWWWWWAAARRRRRRRRR!!!
BRRRROOGGGGGGGEEEEE!
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#36098
2003-10-12 11:27 PM
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You two would blend right in.....in a gay bar.
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#36099
2003-10-12 11:40 PM
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Master Blaster run Barter town!
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#36100
2003-10-13 12:55 AM
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![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) The first ever TLC barbed wire match! Another first here at RDCW, folks! Our opening bout, Pig Iron vs. Pvt. Problems! Let's get it on!
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#36101
2003-10-13 1:12 AM
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Burt takes a big handful of shit out of a bag. Freshly brewed. Pig iron takes the shit and shoves it in Private's face. And immediately kicks him in the nuts. Burt holds the barbed wire taut.Piggie drives private's face into the bare barbed-wire, and rakes it across sideways. Blood spews forth from private's face. Pig Iron then kicks the living hell out of Private. Gunny comes to step up into the ring. pig Iron slides to kick the legs from out under Gunny. Gunny's head then falls heavily upon the barbed wire and he starts crying.
Pig Iron then steps out of the ring and graps a chair. Burt Ward runs to the other side of the ring and starts to mercilessly stomp, kick and punch gunny while he is in pain.
Pig Iron brings the chair into the ring and hits private in the face 4 times, in the back 3 times, and rolls him over and hits him in the nads 5 times. Burt Ward has meanwhile set up a table in the ring.
Piggie lifts Private onto the top wire and does a hog heaven flying super-plex back breaker into the table.....
1-2-3......Private is a bloody mess and out..
Was that good enough BITCH....
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#36102
2003-10-13 1:13 AM
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Like the coward he is, ZOD has avoided his asswhooping and has yet to show up.
Get Superman's fist out of your ass and get over here, ZOD!
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#36103
2003-10-13 1:22 AM
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Piggie wins the TLC Barbed Wire match! Pvt. Problems is now the first ever RDCW Bitch of the Month! Gunny Hartman has to be extremely disappointed with Pvt. Problems!
Let's head back to the ring now for
Animalman vs. Zod!
Dildo on a pole match!
First one to reach the dildo, gets to use it! um, yeah. . .
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#36104
2003-10-13 1:31 AM
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......crickets chirp in the background....
Where the fuck is Zod? He must've skipped town.
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#36105
2003-10-13 1:37 AM
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Unbelievable! Zod has forfeited the match to Animalman!
Let's move on!
PJP!
Nowhereman!
Steel cage casket match!
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#36106
2003-10-13 1:44 AM
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Zod was tricked! Bloody Sunday is happening on a Monday! Grimm will die for this mishap! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif) *kills Animalman and Grimm*
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#36107
2003-10-13 1:54 AM
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Zod wins again! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#36108
2003-10-13 1:55 AM
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It's still Sunday night, bitch! If you still wanna face Animalman, get in the ring and get it on!
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#36109
2003-10-13 1:59 AM
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Oh, now Zod shows up. Lemme guess, you were "stuck in traffic"(hiding like a girl in your lockeroom)? You were right to fear....:  The Devestator
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#36110
2003-10-13 1:59 AM
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Zod has already killed him and you for that matter. So ZOD WINS AGAIN!!!
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#36111
2003-10-13 2:03 AM
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*smacks Uschi's head on animalman's head and animalman turns to stone and throws the stone down on the ground where it shatters into millions of pieces* ZOD WINS AGAIN, ZOD WINS AGAIN, ZOD WINS AGAIN!!! 
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#36112
2003-10-13 2:06 AM
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Zod arrived late because he knew it would be an easy victory!
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#36113
2003-10-13 2:08 AM
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OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!
I thought Uschi was supposed to be in the casket for the main event match!
Can we get a ruling on this? That's gotta be a no contest!
Somebody get me some more curvaci-I mean water!
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#36114
2003-10-13 2:12 AM
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Zod is the main event!!
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#36115
2003-10-13 2:14 AM
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Zod shall take you all on!! You will be begging to KNEEL before ZOD once ZOD dishes out the PAIN!!
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#36116
2003-10-13 2:14 AM
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Well, if PJP and Nowhereman don't show up, you might be right. . .
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#36117
2003-10-13 2:16 AM
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I think we're gonna have an overrun here tonight!
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#36118
2003-10-13 2:20 AM
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Where's the belt that shows Zod's VICTORY OVER ALL!?!
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#36119
2003-10-13 2:22 AM
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Chaos! Pandemonium! Zod's run wild and taken the ppv hostage! Can anybody stop him?!
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#36120
2003-10-13 2:24 AM
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2003-10-13 2:25 AM
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2003-10-13 2:25 AM
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2003-10-13 2:28 AM
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*yawn* Zod tires of this... Where are ZOD's challengers?! Do all you not want to experience PAIN so much to flee before ZOD?!
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#36124
2003-10-13 2:29 AM
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2003-10-13 2:31 AM
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Who are these Challengers?! Come challengers, if you dare! Come and KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
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#36126
2003-10-13 2:32 AM
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Zod craves blood!!
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#36127
2003-10-13 2:33 AM
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Give Zod the blood he desires to shed!
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#36128
2003-10-13 2:35 AM
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Zod has seen more blood coming out of a pimple!!
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#36129
2003-10-13 2:37 AM
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BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD!!!
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2003-10-13 2:38 AM
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The French are braver!!
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2003-10-13 2:41 AM
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