#49160
2003-03-18 2:23 AM
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Made you look ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#49161
2003-03-18 3:03 AM
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#49162
2003-03-18 3:03 AM
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#49163
2003-03-18 3:38 AM
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#49164
2003-03-18 7:57 AM
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i was told there'd be sex involved ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#49165
2003-03-19 12:34 AM
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That was a dirty, dirty trick..........Its cruel too tease a desparate man... ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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#49166
2003-03-19 2:38 AM
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![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif) don't you have a girlfriend?
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#49167
2003-03-19 7:46 PM
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Yes indeedy I do and she lives with me..............and I'm still not getting any. How pathetic is that?
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#49168
2003-03-19 9:15 PM
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very ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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#49169
2003-03-19 9:32 PM
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#49170
2003-03-19 10:53 PM
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Least she coulda done was post some pics.
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#49171
2003-03-19 11:04 PM
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I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex. [ 03-19-2003, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: CrisLander ]
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#49172
2003-03-19 11:36 PM
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Hey, I'm sure your a nice guy and all but thats not the direction my doors swing and.............oh you were talking to......oh yeah......my bad.
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#49173
2003-03-19 11:38 PM
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All kidding aside....as if any of you wanted to know this...I live with my fiance (on June 7th I will lose my Bachelor status...) and we have decided, as a gesture to God...to refrain form intercourse until that day.
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#49174
2003-03-20 5:11 AM
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I'm sure God's thinkin': "Gee, thanks for the gesture, Son. But it woulda been a lot nicer if you stayed a virgin until you were married! It's in my book... THE BIBLE?!"
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#49175
2003-03-20 7:00 AM
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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quote: Originally posted by wickedshade: i was told there'd be sex involved ;)
I'm doing mypart right now.
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#49176
2003-03-21 11:27 PM
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quote: Originally posted by TK-069: I'm sure God's thinkin': "Gee, thanks for the gesture, Son. But it woulda been a lot nicer if you stayed a virgin until you were married! It's in my book... THE BIBLE?!"
It's called repentence, TK. Its by grace, not works that I think I'm saved....ya know what I mean.
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#49177
2003-03-21 11:54 PM
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Good thing it's not by works... 'cause you're workin' your way to Hell!
Repent, Sinner! Repent! Get behind him, Satan!
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#49178
2003-03-25 1:07 AM
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quote: Originally posted by TK-069: I'm sure God's thinkin': "Gee, thanks for the gesture, Son. But it woulda been a lot nicer if you stayed a virgin until you were married! It's in my book... THE BIBLE?!"
God must be proud of me! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#49179
2003-03-28 9:21 PM
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#49180
2003-03-28 9:41 PM
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The Patron Saint of Celibacy?
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#49181
2003-03-28 9:46 PM
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#49182
2003-03-28 9:53 PM
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I say we all chip in some cash and buy him one of those Mail-Order Brides.
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#49183
2003-03-29 12:36 AM
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From Asia or Eastern Europe?
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#49184
2003-03-29 1:39 AM
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I hear the ones from the Phillipines are the best. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#49185
2003-03-29 3:00 AM
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I hear a certain Mr. Walrus has a link to a Russian site.
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#49186
2003-04-08 5:57 AM
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#49187
2003-07-09 2:29 PM
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quote: Originally posted by TK-069:
Saint Brian?
quote: Originally posted by dun_like_dinner:
The Patron Saint of Celibacy? I say we all chip in some cash and buy him one of those Mail-Order Brides.
Wow, you guys have quite a bit of class. Some of my friends would have settled for purchasing the services of a "clean" prostitute.
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#49188
2003-09-29 6:50 PM
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'Course this is a classy operation! Ya think we're a bunch of hooligans or something?!
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#49189
2003-10-20 11:39 PM
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Actually, we're degenerates.
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#49190
2003-12-14 12:59 AM
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#49191
2003-12-14 10:50 PM
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#49192
2003-12-16 4:00 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz: quote: Originally posted by TK-069:
Saint Brian?
quote: Originally posted by dun_like_dinner:
The Patron Saint of Celibacy? I say we all chip in some cash and buy him one of those Mail-Order Brides.
Wow, you guys have quite a bit of class. Some of my friends would have settled for purchasing the services of a "clean" prostitute.
You must have the worlds greatest friends.
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#49193
2003-12-16 11:52 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Kimi: Scallywags
Nice one!
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#49194
2003-12-17 11:45 PM
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I thought so too... ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#49195
2003-12-17 11:55 PM
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Sounds a little dirty too.
"Hey babe! Wanna go scallywaggin'?"
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