RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women I've Never Been With A "Real" Woman Before

I've never had "real" sex with a "real" woman......not unless you count my sister and first cousin. Any of you ladies want to give the Velo a ride?

no.

If you count your sister and first cousin, then you have indeed been laid.
Get it where you can, I always say.

Me too.

I Pity The Fool

Smurfing Women is Smurfy

*sigh*

Think that's funny? I just realized I forgot to take "real" out of quotes.

My personal reality check in

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See the woman in the above picture? She answers to the name of Alley Baggett. Born August 14, 1974 (I'll save you guys the math, she's 29). She has her own comic book, lingerie line and (of course) fanclub. She likes to involve herself in charities benefitting aquatic life.

What bearing does her life have on mine? None whatsoever. Barring some unforseen circumstance, Alley Baggett and I will never meet, much less hook up. That photo is a reminder of what I have never had: a significant other. She reminds me that the second pillow in my bed (intended to be the (female) guest pillow) remains unused. In short, my honey and I aren't sleeping in each other's arms because I don't have a honey. On the bright side, my range of motion isn't restricted when I feel the need to roll over.

My point is this: you may not have anyone, but you'll always have (or be stuck with, if you're a pessimist) you. Learn to appreciate yourself and what you have to offer and others are bound to do the same eventually.

Picture?

Yes, I was entertained. Thank you kindly.

i forgot what i was gunna say....

I will never trust dial-up modems with the task of uploading picture files again...

This is Alley Baggett (photo courtesy of John Chennavasin).

Brian, two things:

1) Please learn to post pics. Just like this:



2) Do yourself a favor and learn when and where to not take things seriously. For example, when someone makes an alt ID to imitate and flame another poster on a message board.

Love yourself, but not too often.

Thanks, Doc. Believe it or not, I'm not taking things too seriously...otherwise I'd be posting far more specific personal experiences.

And how did you get that pic to post? I tried copying the url, but obviously that didn't work.

Ya copied the wrong URL. Look at the one you posted and the one that I posted for the obvious differences between the two. The one you put wasn't really an address for a pic that's why it didn't work.

And remember, always use protection when posting on strange boards. You're posting with everyone that's posted on that board too, and every other board that they've posted with.

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Thanks for the info.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Do you like gladiator movies?

Questions for me?...

bsams: No. I LOVE WOMEN and I'm proud of it.

the doctor: I'm all for watching a good gladiator flick, but I prefer Kung Fu movies.

Someone needs to go rent Airplane!

Brian,how do you feel about Kurt Angle?

Do you ever wonder aloud what kind of drugs we are on?

Do you ever compare us to Bin Laden or worse?

He kicked the Big Show's arse tonight!

More questions...

Drzsmith: I haven't watched wrestling in years. I've been keeping up by reading other people's posts. And no, I don't compare any of you to Bin Laden, though Zod...can be Zod. I'll just leave it at that.

BSAMS: It's not the exact drug I question (alcohol), but the quantity you've ingested. BTW, how's the Kahlua?

Watch it. I've got a beverage here.

:lol:

Chris90
Kurt Angle's #1 Fan!
Posts: 169
(9/5/01 1:17 pm)
Reply Frankly,Emir.....
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either you have a very weird definition of respect or you haven't been paying attention to what's going on.From my vantage point,it looks to me like Roy Batty's trying to give people a false impression of me.To make a long,sick story somewhat shorter,Roy refuses to stop harassing me;he's used my name on a Yahoo! club and on a website without my permission;he tried to wreck my forum at Athanon;he's tried to paint as being gay or a Kurt Angle fan when anybody with half a brain knows I'm not either one of those;and last but not least,he's started making trouble over at my anti-Angle club.
"Life is like a box of chocolates--SO PIG OUT!!!"--Buzz Sherwood

i know id love a good smurf right about now

Happy Birthday JLA!

The funniest part is how Brian A. Ortega took the thread seriously and posted serious responses.

Thank God For PJP