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There's no fucking way in Hell I'd go to a voice chat, I'm not that stupid!




To go into a voice chat, you'd have to be invited to a voice chat.


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There's no fucking way in Hell I'd go to a voice chat, I'm not that stupid!




To go into a voice chat, you'd have to be invited to a voice chat.



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Thank god for that.


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I'd join a voice chat... but I'd have to get a headset and a mic jack first...

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clearly no masterbation jokes in there


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Quiet, you...

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20 bucks. Hearing klinton call robs mom is well worth the price.


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Rob,URG am can fix it so Klinton never calls your mom again You am just give the word and Fuhgeddaboutit


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I'd join a voice chat... but I'd have to get a headset and a mic jack first...



heh, 40 bucks for a USB headset, sound quality's a smidge better.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Well, there once was a feller named Klinton
And he only had just one thought on his brain
Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone
And call the same lady on a pay telephone

'It's me again, Mrs Kamphausen ...
(Evil laughter)
Hello, is this Mrs Kamphausen ?
You don't know me, Mrs Kamphausen , but I know you.'

Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues
So she called up the police, said 'What shall I do?'
The chief of detectives came round to her home
And eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone

'It's me again, Mrs Kamphausen ...
(Evil laughter)
Hello, is this Mrs Kamphausen ?
Margaret, I know it's you, Mrs Kamphausen
(More evil laughter)'

Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down
To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town
It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read
The lips of that amorous man as he said

'It's me again, Mrs Kamphausen ...
(Evil laughter)
Hello? Is this...is this Mrs Kamphausen ?
(Evil laughter)
I know it's you,Mrs Kamphausen
I bet you can't guess what I'm doing...'

Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown
And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round
He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat
Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke

'It's me again, Mrs Kamphausen ...
(Evil laughter)
They got me, Mrs Kamphausen
You ain't going to miss me,Mrs Kamphausen , I know that
But I'll miss you
(More evil laughter)
And when I get out, Mrs Kamphausen
I'm going to come over there with an egg beater
And a live chicken, and some peach preserves!
We'll have a good old time,Mrs Kamphausen !


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I'd join a voice chat... but I'd have to get a headset and a mic jack first...



heh, 40 bucks for a USB headset, sound quality's a smidge better.





and their more durable, they work even after you run into the wall!


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I'd join a voice chat... but I'd have to get a headset and a mic jack first...



heh, 40 bucks for a USB headset, sound quality's a smidge better.





and their more durable, they work even after you run into the wall!



shuddup...
chat #1: my headset doesn't work
chat #2: i get too smashed, forget i moved the desk and swivel into the wall.
chat #3: I get too smashed, give klint rob's mommy's number, piss myself laughing and lost my pants.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Thats a trick.
Chant has lost his & just wants us to do all the work finding it so he can do nothing & smoke pot!




Tha...that's not..true! IT'S A LIE, A FILTHY LIE!!!




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Klinton made it into robs blog!




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i petition that all fags are banned from making phone calls.

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I petition that petition be petitioned from petitioning.


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Please....PLEASE....appologize prfusely to your mother (who's the sweetest lady I've ever freaked out at 12:30am...). It was all Shannon's idea....she SWORE it was your number....Calis!!!!

Seriously....you can't imagine how shitty I feel at this particular moment....




Reset for pig iron, he didn't know about this until just now.


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OMG KLint calling Rob's mom is fucking hilarious...


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i wonder if mrs. kamphausen is going to invest in hasbro now..taking out retirement funds...


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its still not as funny as annie and the chicken wings. least then we had interaction with the other party (she didn't take part in the chat til about three minutes in of us yelling at her and what not.)and a very nice visual.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Did Animalman shove chicken wings up his vagina again?


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Mopius is a retard. This thread is a classic.


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He also forgot he Mop'd this thread already (the same night). I'd call that a VIP retard.


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Why would Mopius bsams a thread from September just to Mope it? It doesn't make any rational sense.

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Anonymous 10/20/07 04:19 PM Reading a post
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Thread: ROB...so, so fucking sorry.....


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 Originally Posted By: LLance
Heads should roll Rob...heads should roll!

...send them back to the DCMBs.


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Rob's mom has been masturbating to igloos since.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: rex
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Thread: ROB...so, so fucking sorry.....


That was me. I was seeing if Sneaky left a link to her people-finding source 'cuz I lost touch with someone that I really need to speak to.

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 Originally Posted By: petition
i petition that all fags are banned from making phone calls.


can rob still text message?

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