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I saw that earlier. that was crap. there's no way Returns is better than Begins or Batman. 
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Mother fucking spy kids as #9? Are those fuckers smoking crack? That was the biggest pile of steaming crap I've ever seen. (other than napolean dynamite).
Batman Returns was shit compared to Begins. Hell, Batman forever was beeter than returns. (fuck you, its my opinino not yours.)
X-men 2 was far superior to X-men 1. There is no discussion. They journalist needs to be dragged out in the street and shot. X-men 2 is the greatest superhero movie ever.
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crazy drunk reax said: X-men 2 is the greatest superhero movie ever.
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10. "The Rocketeer" (1991) Director Joe Johnston's ode to old-fashioned derring-do is just as indebted to the serials of the 1930s as it is to Dave Stevens' graphic novel -- itself an update of the superhero tales from comic books' Golden Age. When dashing Cliff Secord (Bill Campbell) straps on a kooky inventor's jetpack and dons a Commander Cody-esque helmet, the test pilot is transformed into an Art deco defender of good. Sure, he looks "like a hood ornament," according to one character, but that doesn't stop the Mafia, the Feds or the Nazis from trying to steal this nifty gizmo. The tête-à-tête atop a zeppelin with dastardly villain Timothy Dalton is a highlight.
9. "Spy Kids" (2001) Robert Rodriguez's pint-sized secret agents may share the same employment as 007 (though no licenses to kill until you turn 21, youngsters), but the movie itself resembles a typical superhero story way more than a spy thriller. And once our preteen heroes arrive at the lair of evil mastermind Fegan Floop, you can really spot the genre's DNA in the android henchmen made entirely of oversized thumbs. Rodriguez made two sequels and later tried to graft the same elements onto a more traditional superhero film with "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D" (2005). This first try remains his best. 8. "Hellboy" (2004) Odds were against Mike Mignola's Dark Horse Comics series -- about a cigar-chomping demon working for the American government's supernatural defense bureau (no, not the NSA) -- surviving the translation to the screen. But most fans agree that Ron Perlman's performance as the crimson rapscallion with a penchant for one-liners and a torch for his comely co-worker Liz Sherman (Selma Blair) is spot-on. Plus, the thing moves like a dervish during the action scenes, especially when the big red one battles a subterranean beastie in the subway tunnels. It's damned near heavenly.
7. "Inframan" (1976) When the nefarious Dragon Mom (!) dispatches her otherworldly goons to destroy Earth, only one thing stands between us and Armageddon: the mighty Inframan, a superhero with an insect-like helmet, a love of back-flipping and the ability to grow 20 times his normal size. Loosely based on the '60s Japanese series "Ultraman," this infectiously fun Shaw Brothers' import features some of the goofiest battles between a gymnast and guy-in-a-rubber-suit monsters ever made. But don't be surprised if you find yourself trying to imitate Inframan's devastating "thunderball fist" maneuver. Oh, and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers? You guys had better be paying the makers of this gem some serious royalties.
6. "Darkman" (1990) Scientist Liam Neeson is developing a sun-sensitive synthetic skin for surgery patients, until some bad guys blow up his lab. Done up like Claude Rains in "The Invisible Man," he becomes the nocturnal avenger Darkman and sets out to right the wrongs of his fair city. When it was released a year after Tim Burton's revisionist take on "Batman," critics dismissed Sam Raimi's expressionistic genre entry as a mere clone. But the sheer imagination and verve here renders the inevitable comparisons moot, and pre-"Spider-Man" Raimi's chops (the form cut that takes Frances McDormand from a burning building to a cemetery is simply amazing) turn the pulpy story into something stylish and undeniably fun.
5. "Superman II" (1980) While Richard Donner's first "Superman" film is, to quote MSN Movies' Kim Morgan, "a solid piece of Americana," it is Richard Lester's follow-up that captures the comic's spirit best. With the Man of Steel's origin story out of the way, Lester could concentrate on both personal conflicts -- should Christopher Reeve's Superman give up his powers so he can settle down with Margot Kidder's Lois Lane? -- and spectacular fight scenes, with evil General Zod (Terence Stamp) and his partners in crime. Action, thrills, romance and Metropolis' #1 hero doing what he does best ... It's one of the rare sequels that easily leaps over the original in a single bound. 4. "The Incredibles" (2004) Brad Bird's animated feature about a family of superheroes living in Suburbia, USA, isn't only the best Pixar film that doesn't feature a toy cowboy; it's also a textbook example of how to simultaneously mock the whole concept of do-gooders running around and still deliver the goods. Stuck in a dead-end day job, now that super-heroics are frowned upon, the former Mr. Incredible (Craig T. Nelson) pines for the days of knocking bad guys into next week. Then a vengeful figure from his past shows up, and the whole family -- along with Frozone, hilariously voiced by Samuel L. Jackson -- springs into action. The sequence in which the kids battle UFO-like robots on an island hideaway should be studied by anyone choreographing a knock-down, drag-out showdown.
3. "Spider-Man" (2002) Fans had been waiting a loooong time for their friendly neighborhood web-slinger to make it to the multiplex, and after several false starts (and one forgettable TV movie), Sam Raimi finally gave them what they wanted and then some. When news that Tobey Maguire had been cast as Peter Parker -- the unlucky lad who gets bitten by a radioactive arachnid and finds that with great power comes great responsibility -- folks scratched their heads; now, it's hard to think of anyone else playing the popular hero who can catch thieves just like flies. The film isn't without a few minor faults -- why would you hire Willem Dafoe as the arch-nemesis Green Goblin and then hide his expressive face behind an immobile mask -- but Raimi captures the vulnerability, confusion and sense of humanity that's made the comic one of the best-selling titles of all time.
2. "Batman Returns" (1992) Tim Burton's first "Batman" (1989) mercifully rescued the character from the land of camp, and Christopher Nolan's "Batman Begins" (2005) does a great job of giving the series a shot in the arm. For our money, however, this second installment is the Batman film to beat. The movie expands on the idea of the caped crusader as a morally ambiguous figure and finds Michael Keaton settling into the central role a little more comfortably. It also features two of the series' more psychologically complex villains: Danny DeVito's Penguin, a misshapen creature that's a distant cousin to Edward Scissorhands (he just wants to be loved, is that so wrong?!?), and Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman, who goes from repressed secretary to a bondage-clad feline mistress of the night. It's a freak show, but one, surprisingly, with a heart, and the movie takes the superhero film into some unusually personal places.
1. "X-Men" (2000) It's tough to choose between this first cinematic installment of the cult comic series and its sequel, "X2" (2003) -- they're both amazing works that manage to take a far-out concept and ground it in the most believable way. But we'll trust our super-gut instinct and go with Bryan Singer's initial foray into the world of mutant-hood, which builds upon the metaphorical resonance of homo superiors. The director wasn't the only filmmaker to take superheroes seriously enough to explore how their "talents" also set them apart, but the way that he gracefully weaves sociological elements, emotional heft and straight-up excitement together -- in a summer blockbuster, no less! -- has yet to be duplicated. Even more than the murky, unsettling "Batman" films, the "X-Men" movie was the one to introduce the notion of depth into a genre better known for nothing but sound and fury and quips. Faithful enough to the source material for the fanboys and accessible enough to non-comic readers, it's the touchstone for the modern superhero movie. And for the record, Hugh Jackman's Wolverine is one baaaad-ass dude.
A very odd and random list. They pick X-men and Spider-man but not their much more favored sequels. They pick Superman II but ignore Superman. Its a shitty list. Rob, fix it!
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i wonder with these comic book lists if they make them so that people on messageboards will bitch and post a link and then all the fanboys will click over just to see. Then they can show their advertisers these high rates of visitors and up their revenue.
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What the hell was "Inframan"? With picks like that I'd hate to see what they think of Steel and Meteorman.
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http://www.stomptokyo.com/scott/infra-man/index.htm
Hmmmm...upon reading this link, I discovered that THE SCIENCE PATROL is a part of the Infra- Man lore....they were a part of another Japanese live action kid's show, Ultra Man... anyone remember that show?
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In fact, upon reading the rest of Infra - Man's link, I can see where he is very much like Ultra Man.. fascinating.
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Jeremy said: What the hell was "Inframan"? With picks like that I'd hate to see what they think of Steel and Meteorman.
Never saw STEEL..but did see METEORMAN.
Very lame.
A chance to create a decent black super hero...and it is wasted.
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Best. Superhero movie. Ever!
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I likied The Transporter! It reminded me of a good Captain America.
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crazy drunk reax said:(fuck you, its my opinino not yours.)
And in your drunken state you summed up that list to a tee! These sort of lists are only personal opinion, and with the plethora (would you say I have a plethora Jefe?) of Superhero movies out there, especially if you are counting non-comic properties like The Incredibles & Spy Kids etc, as well, no two lists are gonna look the same! One mans shit is another mans masterpiece!
With Batman begins, I can see why some people might not rate it as highly, and I can see why other people say its the best. For those people who prefer a quick film with no long drawn out origins to bog the film down, Batman returns would be far superior to Batman begins. Hell, some people might have even found the film "boring".
To those who like their films to have a bit more substance, and be more faithful to the source, then Batman Begins will rule all others!
There might actually be people out there who enjoyed Elektra & Catwoman.....insane people I'll grant you, but they might be out there!
For my sins I liked the Punisher films! The Lundgren one I liked as a standard 80s action flick, not as a comic book hero flick, but the Jane one I just loved! Most comic fans hate it, but thats their choice!
I also saw merit in Daredevil & Hulk, although neither is gonna be on my list of top films!
Some people though really seem to think that their top 10 lists are the be all & end all of lists, without ever realising that their list is no better than anyone elses.
I wouldnt even bother putting a top 10 list together. I'd merely state, "I like this" or "I dont like that", fuck making stupid fucking lists that fanboys will have coniptions over!
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