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I've spoken brieflly to two Democrats this week. Seattle Mayor Greg Nickols and King County exeutive Ron Simms. Both had terrible breath and were overweight. I think this demonstrates why Democrats shouldn't be in office, because if they do so poorly mainaining thier own personal hygene then how could we expect them to properly run the governement?
Putting the "fun" back in Fundamentalist Christian Dogma.
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I've spoken brieflly to two Democrats this week. Seattle Mayor Greg Nickols and King County exeutive Ron Simms. Both had terrible breath and were overweight. I think this demonstrates why Democrats shouldn't be in office, because if they do so poorly mainaining thier own personal hygene then how could we expect them to properly run the governement?
Well... for one....they can spell "government"...  
...or...Maybe they should have the military re-invade Iraq for some breath mints?
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Mentos! The breath fresher - upper!
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Mentos! The breath fresher - upper!
Rest assured I'm sending all the Dem candidates that WBAM may meet Mentos.
Fair play!
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Very good! 
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I've spoken brieflly to two Democrats this week. Seattle Mayor Greg Nickols and King County exeutive Ron Simms. Both had terrible breath and were overweight. I think this demonstrates why Democrats shouldn't be in office, because if they do so poorly mainaining thier own personal hygene then how could we expect them to properly run the governement?
Well... for one....they can spell "government"...
...or...
Maybe they should have the military re-invade Iraq for some breath mints?
Wow, you finally caught up to making jokes about my typos. A little late, but a worthy effort.
Here are some hip saying you can pepper future posts with:
"Not!" "Who let the dogs out?" or "Shea, right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt"
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I'm tempted to sticky this thread simply because MEM actually admitted (even if only by implication) something negative about Democrats (ie, that they have bad breath), without claiming republicans are worse.
However, at the same time, I'm really not seeing how this thread isn't getting more random, more chatty and more off topic by the minute.
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I would then unsticky it. This thread is no less stupid than many of those that have been moved to the off topic forum.
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No, more of a mod philosophical discussion.
Wednesday is correct. This thread had its day but needs to go.
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I'm tempted to sticky this thread simply because MEM actually admitted (even if only by implication) something negative about Democrats (ie, that they have bad breath), without claiming republicans are worse.
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Sheesh, this from Mr. Partisan himself. I like McCain & many other Republicans. 
I think the topic should have stayed in the politics forum btw. For WBAM & others thats what politics are about IMHO.
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Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice....
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Standing Outside The Fire
Garth Brooks
We call them cool
Those hearts that have no scars to show
The ones that never do let go
And risk the tables being turned
We call them fools
Who have to dance within the flame
Who chance the sorrow and the shame
That always comes with getting burned
But you've got to be tough when consumed by desire
'Cause it's not enough just to stand outside the fire
We call them strong
Those who can face this world alone
Who seem to get by on their own
Those who will never take the fall
We call them weak
Who are unable to resist
The slightest chance love might exist
And for that forsake it all
They're so hell-bent on giving ,walking a wire
Convinced it's not living if you stand outside the fire
Standing outside the fire
Standing outside the fire
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire
There's this love that is burning
Deep in my soul
Constantly yearning to get out of control
Wanting to fly higher and higher
I can't abide
Standing outside the fire
Standing outside the fire
Standing outside the fire
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire
Standing outside the fire
Standing outside the fire
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
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I still don't understand why this thread was moved. Its just like all the other g-mans blog forum threads.
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FUCKING PEARS FUCKING SUCK!
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HEY WATCH IT, BUDDY! I can take swearing, but I draw the line at cursing pears!
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No, more of a mod philosophical discussion.
Yeah.
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Yes, and according to Mel Gibson, those people are jews.
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Where Are You Christmas
Faith Hill
where are you christmas
Why can't i find you
Why have you gone away
Where is the laughter
You used to bring me
Why can't i hear music play
My world is changing
I'm rearranging
Does that mean christmas changes too
Where are you christmas
Do you remember
The one you used to know
I'm not the same one
See what the time's done
Is that why you have let me go
Christmas is here
Everywhere, oh
Christmas is here
If you care, oh
If there is love in your heart and your mind
You will feel like christmas all the time
I feel you christmas
I know i've found you
You never fade away
The joy of christmas
Stays here in silence
Fills each and every heart with love
Where are you christmas
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a nifty: A fifty dollar bill.
Example: I borrowed a nifty from my mom and she upped it five bucks more.Now I owe her fifty-five dollars.
a pig in your pocket: Used when a person doesn't want to assist another.
Example: What do you mean we? Is there a pig in your pocket?
a sims moment: Brief moment in which you can relate something in real life to something in the computer simulation game The Sims. Usually occurs after rounds of playing said game.
Example: I'm having a sims moment. This kitchen looks almost like what I did in The Sims last night.
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Monkeys have an IQ of 174 .
Monkeys have no patience
Monkeys love to be massaged, however, do not rub Monkeys the wrong way
Monkeys can and will exhibit outbursts of sudden and deadly rage if provoked
Most monkeys are very dangeruos and some are not.
Monkeys can weigh up to 100 pounds or 45 kgs.. Their tails can be as long as 3 feet. They have opposable thumbs.
Monkeys can live in trees, grasslands, mountains , forests or on high plains
Monkeys eat fruit, grass, leaves, eggs, insects and spiders.
Hawks, people and eagles are predators of monkeys.
A group of monkeys is called a troop.
The loudest monkey is the Howler Monkey.
There are about 125 species of monkeys.
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work excuse
131. True: from a workmate to our boss, who showed us the letter after the chap had left our employment. "Dear Ken, Sorry I was late again yesterday, I got your note, but what really happened, is, I was having porridge for my breakfast, when our pet budgie fell into it, I couldn't leave the poor thing like that! It took me over the hour to clean the porridge off Jenny."
133. "I'm not going to work today because if the government can sit on their behinds and get paid, so can I!! Who wants to work to support them anyways! Not I !!! I think I will sit on mine for awhile and make my own money with my favorite buddy, my computer!! Hail to technology!"
134. "I can't make it to work today, my keys are locked in my car, my car is locked in the garage, and my husband is away for the week with the key to the garage....Sorry..."
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