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There's been a lot of talk about death recently, and I was wondering -- do you guys have any plans for that day of mourning? Organ donations? Cremation? Burial at sea? Cybernetic implants? You have it in your will? Did you tell your spouse? Me? I don't want a sad funeral or wake. I want loud music (ending with Duran Duran's 'Come Undone') and lots of booze. And I plan on having just about everything harvested -- my grandfather's alive now because some young woman died in a car crash Memorial Day weekend. I want to be able to help someone else out. Afterwards, I want all the ashes compressed into a precious gem (it's expensive but I think it's cool). Knowing my luck, after I'm made into a gem, I'll be pawned off by some ungrateful granddaughter for her crack money. I'll spend the rest of eternity lying in a box next to a crappy violin and some stolen class rings. 
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peperoni
BASTARD! YOU STOLE MY POST!!!!
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yes i stole your post, you destroyed the marvel boards, blah blah blah....
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no tombstone please.
i've made it clear that i want my ashes mixed in with a box of cupcake mix. served at a party for my death..many would feel relief.....there'd be notes in the bottom "and now i'm with you"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I registered to donate organs when I got my driver's license. Other than that, I haven't put much thought into it.
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I want YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NUTS!
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I don't want to wear a suit in my coffin. I want to wear a t-shirt and my Homes Simpson pajama pants. They're very comfortable.
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I'd like to be stuffed, wearing khaki pants, a hawaiian shirt, and holding a faux martini, perhaps with my eyebrow cocked in a rakish fashion.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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maybe then you'll get some.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Maybe I will, sneaky. Maybe I will....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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I've been lucky enough that only one person that I was close to has died, and that was my grandmother who passed away nineteen years ago this month.
Her funeral was the only one I've ever been to. At the funeral everyone was upset and crying and miserable. It was a horrible experience for most of the people there and I hated it.
Afterwards we all went to a restaurant and shared stories of her. It was a great experience with everyone remembering the good times they had with her.
That is how I want my memorial service to be. No depressing funeral, just a nice get together of family and friends remembering me in a positive way.
As for the whole burial or cremation thing, I want to be cremated and shot into space. Its been done a lot recently at Vandenberg Air Force Base and since I was born there I think it would be a fitting way to go.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I will specify in my will that I want to be cremated. This is AFTER I donate my organs to science. If there is anyone left who loved and cared about me, they will remember me until we see each other again in the afterlife.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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What do you want on your tombstone?
Your naked breasts!
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Quote:
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maybe then you'll get some.
"Necrophilia: Crack open a cold one!"
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I'm dead but I got that PJP fucker! By God I got him!
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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