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It says at that site that I am overweight (?) at 5 ft 8 and 176 pounds, and that I will die Friday January 20, 2012. That would be most unusual, as January 20 th is an anniversary of the death of someone I loved...so, I would only live to be 54..hmmm...
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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April 17, 2015...
If you stopped smoking you'd delay that date by at least a day or two.
November 15, 2050
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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That is true..Pro ought not to smoke...I think my own early death date is due to my being over weight and I had to put down "Pessimist" in that little attitude box.
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Wow Harley! You'll live another 44 years! 
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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April 17, 2015...
If you stopped smoking you'd delay that date by at least a day or two.
I'm trying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monday, June 12, 2045
bullshit
You're partially right. This website doesn't take into account that I'll take my own life if I become that incontinent, viagra-popping douchebag I try to run off the highway when I'm driving.
Y'know, if you were to quit smoking, you could retire to Florida and live in the same beachfront retirement home as I'll be living. Then we could BOTH terrorize the college girls in our custom beach-ready electric wheelchairs (complete with rollbars, 4x4 action, and fuzzy dice). Think about it - chasing down hot chicks in bikinis, beers and whipped potatoes in hand. Meanwhile, Harley would be chasing us, her saggy wrinkled ol' lady ta-tas trailing behind, yelling at us that it's Bingo Night and stop molesting the wimmens. If that's not worth living for...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Monday, June 12, 2045
bullshit
You're partially right. This website doesn't take into account that I'll take my own life if I become that incontinent, viagra-popping douchebag I try to run off the highway when I'm driving.
Y'know, if you were to quit smoking, you could retire to Florida and live in the same beachfront retirement home as I'll be living. Then we could BOTH terrorize the college girls in our custom beach-ready electric wheelchairs (complete with rollbars, 4x4 action, and fuzzy dice).
¡Mire cuán "tacky"! 
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Think about it - chasing down hot chicks in bikinis, beers and whipped potatoes in hand. Meanwhile, Harley would be chasing us, her saggy wrinkled ol' lady ta-tas trailing behind, yelling at us that it's Bingo Night and stop molesting the wimmens. If that's not worth living for...
Ha! Chasing after you two viejos?!! I think not! I plan on having a hot cabana boy to play with!
And I love how you say "lady ta-tas" - to distinguish them from your own, no doubt... 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Ha! Chasing after you two viejos?!! I think not! I plan on having a hot cabana boy to play with!
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¡Mire cuán "tacky"!
Yes, that's the point. We'll be old men trolling for hot college chicks. Do I have to tell you that we'll be wearing black socks and sandals and those awful sunglasses that the fogies wear to drive the point home? I think "tacky" was pretty much a foregone conclusion, Mo.
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Ha! Chasing after you two viejos?!! I think not! I plan on having a hot cabana boy to play with!
To be a gay immigrant must be difficult enough without the added "bonus" of being sexually harrassed by some senile ol' broad who purposely soils herself to lure him in...
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And I love how you say "lady ta-tas" - to distinguish them from your own, no doubt...
No, I said "ol' lady ta-tas" to distinguish between the firm yet supple mounds of deliciousness you currently have and the droopy, wrinkly messes you WILL have!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Y'know, if you were to quit smoking, you could retire to Florida and live in the same beachfront retirement home as I'll be living. Then we could BOTH terrorize the college girls in our custom beach-ready electric wheelchairs (complete with rollbars, 4x4 action, and fuzzy dice). Think about it - chasing down hot chicks in bikinis, beers and whipped potatoes in hand. Meanwhile, Harley would be chasing us, her saggy wrinkled ol' lady ta-tas trailing behind, yelling at us that it's Bingo Night and stop molesting the wimmens. If that's not worth living for...
This is the best quit-smoking offer EVAR!!1!!! 
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Thursday, November 21, 2058
I've always thought I'm gonna die in '58, because I was born in '85.
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¡Mire cuán "tacky"!
Yes, that's the point. We'll be old men trolling for hot college chicks. Do I have to tell you that we'll be wearing black socks and sandals and those awful sunglasses that the fogies wear to drive the point home?
That visual was pure comedy gold.
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Ha! Chasing after you two viejos?!! I think not! I plan on having a hot cabana boy to play with!
To be a gay immigrant must be difficult enough without the added "bonus" of being sexually harrassed by some senile ol' broad who purposely soils herself to lure him in...
I.
Hate.
You.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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¡Mire cuán "tacky"!
Yes, that's the point. We'll be old men trolling for hot college chicks. Do I have to tell you that we'll be wearing black socks and sandals and those awful sunglasses that the fogies wear to drive the point home?
That visual was pure comedy gold.
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Ha! Chasing after you two viejos?!! I think not! I plan on having a hot cabana boy to play with!
To be a gay immigrant must be difficult enough without the added "bonus" of being sexually harrassed by some senile ol' broad who purposely soils herself to lure him in...
I.
Hate.
You.
I'd fuck you.
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fuck.
Saturday, February 15, 2025...least i'll die before i'm 40.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Wednesday July 27, 2061.....almost on my birthday. I'll be 88. I'll take it.
I'll probably see at least 20 more Yankees Championships in that time.
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Wednesday July 27, 2061.....almost on my birthday. I'll be 88. I'll take it.
I'll probably see at least 20 more Yankees Championships in that time.
Unless their money runs out... 
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