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#782889 2007-02-20 12:56 AM
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Cock Gay
(The Kamphausenettes / Trad Arr.)


Cock Gay
It's so hard to define

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I've got cock on my mind

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Some say its contextual

Cock Gay
Some say it's homosexual

But it's Cock Gay

(Drum Solo)

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(Another drum solo)

Cock Gay!

(A bit of trumpet and some guitar)

If your first name is Larry
It's Cock Gay

If you enjoy the music of the Indigo Girls
It's Cock Gay

If you rape Charlton Heston
It's not gay

Cock Gay!
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If you visit the zoo and you see a male wolf
And "I want to fuck that wolf"
is the first thing you say
That's Cock Gay

If you are Brad Pitt
That's double Cock Gay

If you are walking through Hoboken
And your gaydar reads zero
That shit is broken

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"Hi I'd like two orders of low fat cock gay, with a side of cock."

COCKGAY!




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Uschi #782891 2007-02-20 10:34 AM
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That Was Awful


I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.


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Quote:

The Kamphausenettes said:
Cock Gay
(The Kamphausenettes / Trad Arr.)


If you are walking through Hoboken
And your gaydar reads zero
That shit is broken











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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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K-nutreturns #782893 2007-02-20 4:32 PM
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MisterJLA #782894 2007-02-20 5:09 PM
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Pig Iran #782895 2007-02-20 11:44 PM
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Balloon Knot


Poor Balloon Knot
forced agape
Poster boy
for anal rape

Poor Balloon Knot
Recipient of anal sex
The dangling pink sock
between his cheeks
proved to be
too much for Rex

Poor Balloon Knot
lying there
Loose Balloon Knot
leaks hot air
Poor Balloon Knot
No one cares.


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That was hot.


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