#60238
2003-11-14 10:38 PM
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...before my ovaries shrivel forever.
This is it, this is my end. I poo from here.
I've been hairy... my penis is not quite as long as everybody else's, but I'm sure almost everyone knows my name. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Anyways, I'm not sure of this as a fact, but I think my balls have dropped since I joined Rob's louverly boards. I DO know for a fact my penis has shortened dramatically. And frankly, I don't like this. Blah blah blah blah blah.
I have some balls to drain and I am thoroughly sick of it. I hate not having the intellectual edge I used to flaunt so effortlessly. And you thought Dave was a pretentious wanker! So this is it. Auf Wiedersehen.
With regards,
-Uschi Von Büccher
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#60239
2003-11-14 10:54 PM
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Joined: May 2003
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We already are 15000+ posts
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#60240
2003-11-14 11:01 PM
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Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 34,398 Likes: 38
"Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
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RACK Dave.
This is headline material.
:)
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#60241
2003-11-14 11:55 PM
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Needs more cowbell! 
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#60242
2003-11-15 6:21 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
...before my ovaries shrivel forever.
This is it, this is my end. I poo from here.
I've been hairy... my penis is not quite as long as everybody else's, but I'm sure almost everyone knows my name. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Anyways, I'm not sure of this as a fact, but I think my balls have dropped since I joined Rob's louverly boards. I DO know for a fact my penis has shortened dramatically. And frankly, I don't like this. Blah blah blah blah blah.
I have some balls to drain and I am thoroughly sick of it. I hate not having the intellectual edge I used to flaunt so effortlessly. And you thought Dave was a pretentious wanker! So this is it. Auf Wiedersehen.
With regards,
-Uschi Von Büccher
...before they all shrivel out of my mind forever.
This is it, this is the end.
I've been here... not quite as long as everybody else, but I'm sure almost everyone knows my name. Because I'm already #14 on the top posters list and by deductive reasoning that means I am constantly talking on here and kinda hard to ignore. Or not notice.
Anyways, I'm not sure of this as a fact, but I think my IQ has dropped since I joined Rob's louverly boards. I DO know for a fact my attention span has shortened dramatically. And frankly, I don't like this. I miss reading books and being alone with my thoughts. I don't have any self control unless I force myself to have no other option, which is the reason I'm writing this rather than just quietly dissappearing.
Goodbye, I don't think I'll be around again.
I have allowed this place to drain and rot my mind and I thoroughly sick of it. I hate not having the intellectual edge I used to flaunt so effortlessly. So this is it. Auf Wiedersehen.
With regards,
-Uschi Von Büccher
She am gone again.
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#60243
2003-11-15 7:38 PM
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I think these boards improve one's IQ! It wasn't until I started posting at these boards that I've been on the Dean's List for four consecutive quarters, transfered to Stanford, and continue to hold a 3.7! Thanks Rob's Boards!
Now if only the Women forum would work as a place to pick up hot chicks with big boobs that guarantee you gettin' laid by them...
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#60244
2003-11-15 8:38 PM
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1
living in 1962 15000+ posts
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I started posting at Rob's. . .and then I won the Nobel prize!
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(ok, ok, so I just beat up the real winner and took it! But it's mine, dammit! All mine! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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#60245
2003-11-15 9:16 PM
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#60246
2003-11-15 9:18 PM
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living in 1962 15000+ posts
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#60247
2003-11-15 10:37 PM
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#60248
2003-11-16 12:19 AM
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Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I think these boards improve one's IQ! It wasn't until I started posting at these boards that I've been on the Dean's List for four consecutive quarters, transfered to Stanford, and continue to hold a 3.7! Thanks Rob's Boards!
Now if only the Women forum would work as a place to pick up hot chicks with big boobs that guarantee you gettin' laid by them...
I blame you for that. Slack moderators. If you were doing your job properly, you'd have dirty voluptuous college girls armed with vibrators posting all over that board.
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#60249
2003-11-16 2:35 AM
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living in 1962 15000+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
...you are the devil.
![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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#60250
2003-11-16 5:28 AM
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#60251
2003-11-16 2:06 PM
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living in 1962 15000+ posts
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#60252
2003-11-16 2:35 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I think these boards improve one's IQ! It wasn't until I started posting at these boards that I've been on the Dean's List for four consecutive quarters, transfered to Stanford, and continue to hold a 3.7! Thanks Rob's Boards!
I have to agree, my mind has continually worked better since I started posting here.
I'm sorta confused by Uschi's post, because I've never actually seen any evidence of her having an "intellectual edge" over anyone...
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#60253
2003-11-16 8:23 PM
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We already are 15000+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I think these boards improve one's IQ! It wasn't until I started posting at these boards that I've been on the Dean's List for four consecutive quarters, transfered to Stanford, and continue to hold a 3.7! Thanks Rob's Boards!
I have to agree, my mind has continually worked better since I started posting here.
I'm sorta confused by Uschi's post, because I've never actually seen any evidence of her having an "intellectual edge" over anyone...
Most Definitely.
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#60254
2003-11-16 8:25 PM
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yeah. my attention span has greatly impr
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#60255
2003-11-17 12:44 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stupid Dogg:
yeah. my attention span has greatly impr
Yea, well.
Maybe if your posts weren't so long I would read them all the way through.
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#60256
2003-11-17 1:51 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
Needs more cowbell!
Don't be shocked by tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
Don't be shocked by tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice yeah
Listen to the sound of my voice
You can check it on out, it's the weapon of choice yeah
Don't be shocked by tone of my voice (aah...)
It's the new weapon, the weapon of choice yeah
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
Or you can blow wit' us
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit'...
Walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm
Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
if you walk without rhythm, you'll never learn
Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
Be carefull, we don't know them
Be carefull, we don't know them
Be carefull, we don't know them
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
Or you can blow wit' us
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
Or you can blow wit'
Organically grown
Through the hemisphere I roam
To make love to the angels of life, yeah
and my girl
I guess you just don't understand
It's gone beyond being a man
As I drift off into the night
I'm in flight
She's a boy's scoundral gal
But I'm gonna hold my cool
Cause the music rules, yeah
so move on baby
Check it out
Halfway between the gutter and the stars, yeah
Halfway between the gutter and the stars
Yeah
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
Or you can blow wit' us
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit' this
Or you can blow wit' that
You can blow wit'...
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#60257
2003-11-24 9:28 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
I'm sorta confused by Uschi's post, because I've never actually seen any evidence of her having an "intellectual edge" over anyone...
She's the Jack the Ripper of academia! So sharp!
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#60258
2003-11-28 3:23 PM
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#60259
2003-11-29 7:18 AM
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But she was a scientist!
She just didn't like Chemistry
Or Bio
or Physics
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#60260
2003-12-03 1:48 PM
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Posts: 5,203
betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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#60261
2003-12-07 6:09 AM
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Posts: 19,516 Likes: 12
brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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#60262
2003-12-07 11:36 PM
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Uschi likes Dick in her ass too.
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#60263
2003-12-08 6:01 AM
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#60264
2003-12-09 4:42 AM
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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#60265
2003-12-09 7:34 PM
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betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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#60266
2003-12-09 7:39 PM
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#60267
2003-12-10 3:19 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by I've Got A Dick In My Ass:
Uschi likes Dick in her ass too.
That was a common mistake that a lot of people made. But in fact Uschi has no arse, The little acorn has in fact has an extremly rare breed of desert penguin grafted to her where her arse should be.
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#60268
2003-12-11 4:28 AM
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This is the reason why you all rarely see me anymore...I've been on an extensive search for my intelligence somewhere between E-Bay and Pogo.com! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#60269
2003-12-11 5:04 AM
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How did that go? If It wasn't there try the back of the sofa. It's always the last place you look.
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#60270
2003-12-11 5:08 AM
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#60271
2003-12-11 5:07 PM
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#60272
2003-12-11 11:34 PM
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betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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#60273
2003-12-13 12:55 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
If you were doing your job properly, you'd have dirty voluptuous college girls armed with vibrators posting all over that board.
I'd like that. Especially the voluptuous part. ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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#60274
2003-12-13 3:50 AM
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This makes fun of me. I can appreciate that.
Thank you all kindly.
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#60275
2003-12-13 3:53 AM
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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#60276
2003-12-13 4:03 AM
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no she am drunk and not able to go out anywhere because she needs to be on her ass on a chair at themoment. so she is here. she am leaving soon.
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#60277
2003-12-13 8:13 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
This makes fun of me. I can appreciate that.
Thank you all kindly.
We couldn't have done it without you.
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