#60319
2003-11-20 6:33 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
Since Uschi has gone, I thought I'd sub in for her with a new "Ask Uschi" thread.
I'm hoping Disco Steve will tell me I'm a great piece of ass whose photo he would like to wank over (or something perhaps more subtle), so I can scream incoherently at him in response.
I'll also give people tactics for playing mind games with the cool people at school.
Otherwise, go science!
|
|
|
#60320
2003-11-20 9:51 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
|
|
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8 |
Will you also spam the boards on a regular basis?
|
|
|
#60321
2003-11-20 1:57 PM
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1
We already are 15000+ posts
|
|
We already are 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 |
Yes and make no sense at all. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
|
|
|
#60322
2003-11-20 1:58 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
|
|
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8 |
Lawyers never make sense!
|
|
|
#60323
2003-11-21 4:13 AM
|
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,516 Likes: 12
brother from another mother 15000+ posts
|
|
brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,516 Likes: 12 |
Will you show us Uschi's boobs?
|
|
|
#60324
2003-11-20 11:38 PM
|
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016
2000+ posts
|
|
2000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016 |
Can ZOD chop off your head? ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
|
|
|
#60325
2003-11-22 4:01 AM
|
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 8,971
URG am real man! 7500+ posts
|
|
URG am real man! 7500+ posts
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 8,971 |
Zod am miss him girlfriend.
|
|
|
#60326
2003-11-22 12:39 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016
2000+ posts
|
|
2000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016 |
Could you call Zod Mickey?! Zod misses being called that... ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif) Kneel before ZOD!!! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
|
|
|
#60327
2003-11-22 3:18 AM
|
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 5,142
5000+ posts
|
|
5000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 5,142 |
quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
I'll also give people tactics for playing mind games with the cool people at school.
:lol:
|
|
|
#60328
2003-11-23 4:43 AM
|
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 1,708
1500+ posts
|
|
1500+ posts
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 1,708 |
The Bitch is gone?
I declare this a day of celebration!
|
|
|
#60329
2003-11-23 4:45 AM
|
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 1,708
1500+ posts
|
|
1500+ posts
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 1,708 |
Actually, there will be no celebration....
Daffney is no longer the Goth Goddess she used to be...
I am now sad again.
|
|
|
#60330
2003-11-23 6:33 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Will you also spam the boards on a regular basis?
No, but I'll wear a lot of black clothing.
|
|
|
#60331
2003-11-23 6:34 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
Yes and make no sense at all.
Most of the unverse is made up of dark matter, explaining why the universe is not imploding but expanding.
|
|
|
#60332
2003-11-23 6:35 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Will you show us Uschi's boobs?
Yes, to anyone except Disco Steve.
|
|
|
#60333
2003-11-23 6:36 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Can ZOD chop off your head?
"Head"? Is this some sort of kinky oral sex proposal?
|
|
|
#60334
2003-11-24 9:03 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
|
|
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8 |
quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
Actually, there will be no celebration....
Daffney is no longer the Goth Goddess she used to be...
I am now sad again.
Dont worry,Dave will be wearing lots of black!
|
|
|
#60335
2003-11-24 9:10 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
|
|
|
#60336
2003-11-24 9:28 PM
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
|
|
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240 |
I miss DRZSmith...
|
|
|
#60337
2003-11-25 12:09 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016
2000+ posts
|
|
2000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016 |
quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Can ZOD chop off your head?
"Head"? Is this some sort of kinky oral sex proposal?
Ah, it is all clear now. Thanks Dave!
|
|
|
#60338
2003-11-26 10:24 PM
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978
1500+ posts
|
|
1500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978 |
Dear Uschi V1.0,
Now that you have been properly beta tested I hope that you will be able settle an argument my friend and I were having in the pub, and which later spilled-out onto the street.
My friend reckons that one day we will be able to train black holes to act like giant vacuum cleaners, hoovering-up stray comets and untidy galaxies.
I, on the other hand, believe that black holes are merely the pockets in the sequined robes of our celestial mother goddess, and have composed a folk song on this very subject.
Which one of us is right?
|
|
|
#60339
2003-11-26 10:28 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
|
|
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 |
reminds me of the bet between 2 friends over wether they challenged an american to a fight wether they would accept the challenge....
|
|
|
#60340
2003-11-26 10:29 PM
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978
1500+ posts
|
|
1500+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978 |
Dear Uschi,
Where does Skylar get off on being such a mega bitch?!!?!!! I mean just because she's suddenly a reserve on the cheerleading squad, all of a sudden the school calculus team isn't good enough for her anymore. I mean W.T.F!!??!
Anyway, can you teach me a mindgame that I can play on her, so she'll just see spiders and worms all the time?
|
|
|
#60341
2003-11-28 9:20 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
1. Black holes might be superdense ppockets fo dark matter. Kewl.
2. What you do is when the cool person walks past, you stare at the ground and not look them in the eyes, to psych them out.
|
|
|
#60342
2003-11-28 3:31 PM
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 49
25+ posts
|
|
25+ posts
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 49 |
THIS IS DISCRIMINATION! WHITE HOLES ARE JUST AS GOOD AS BLACK HOLES!!
|
|
|
#60343
2003-11-28 3:50 PM
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,327
1000+ posts
|
|
1000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,327 |
At least according to Zod they are...
|
|
|
#60344
2003-11-29 7:34 AM
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 662
500+ posts
|
|
500+ posts
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 662 |
That will show those cool kids theres no coming back from that.
Go Team
|
|
|
#60345
2003-11-29 1:53 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
quote:
Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:
At least according to Zod they are...
He's hardly discriminating.
|
|
|
#60346
2003-11-29 11:48 PM
|
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016
2000+ posts
|
|
2000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016 |
Kneel before ZOD, you scuffy piece of Aussie tenderloin! ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif) Zod is not gay! ![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif)
|
|
|
#60347
2003-12-01 8:51 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
By the way, JLA, the poll, "How is Mr JLa going on his 4th day as mod" finally ended.
|
|
|
#60348
2003-12-02 12:35 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016
2000+ posts
|
|
2000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016 |
ZOD am ZOD!!! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
|
|
|
#60349
2003-12-02 12:55 AM
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1
We already are 15000+ posts
|
|
We already are 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
#60350
2003-12-02 1:41 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016
2000+ posts
|
|
2000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,016 |
ZOD am not ZOD? Then who am ZOD? Who am ZOD?!!!!! ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif)
|
|
|
#60351
2003-12-02 8:50 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
I am not an animal! I am a human being!
|
|
|
#60352
2003-12-02 11:55 PM
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 395
300+ posts
|
|
300+ posts
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 395 |
Hey DaUschi, Who will win in a no holds barred cage match between ZOD and URG?
|
|
|
#60353
2003-12-04 4:36 AM
|
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 8,971
URG am real man! 7500+ posts
|
|
URG am real man! 7500+ posts
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 8,971 |
URG and ZOD break out of cage and find Nielinco. We am have something to give him.
|
|
|
#60354
2003-12-03 11:56 PM
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 395
300+ posts
|
|
300+ posts
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 395 |
|
|
|
#60355
2003-12-04 1:33 AM
|
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 5,142
5000+ posts
|
|
5000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 5,142 |
quote:
Originally posted by Elephant Man:
I am not an animal! I am a human being!
I'm not a fish, I'm a man!
A shiny new donkey to anybody out there who knows where this line is from...
|
|
|
#60356
2003-12-05 9:39 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
|
|
|
#60357
2003-12-05 9:39 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13 |
|
|
|
#60358
2003-12-06 4:29 AM
|
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,516 Likes: 12
brother from another mother 15000+ posts
|
|
brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,516 Likes: 12 |
|
|
|
|
|
![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif){kind=icon}
