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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Only cunting thing is it freezes about half way through and stays on that Fatty Mama picture!

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I thought you did that on purpose.


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Fuck no, theres a whole shit loada pictures that follow that and two more songs!
Plus it ends with a great insult to someone here!

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Huh. I thought you did that on purpose too...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Because he's gay for joe mama.


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I took at the effects, and rejigged things a bit and it now seems to work fine!

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=rkmbsthemovieagain.wmv

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shit still buffers forever.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And last time I tried watching it, it stopped and put up some ad for another video site!

Probably best just downloading it!

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I downloaded it and it dies on Christine Oakley. Funny video, though...


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yeah that's what happened to me.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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take out the audio -- it should run better (and load faster)


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Hell no! The audio is one of the best parts!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Which are harley's best parts???


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well done nowie...


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Fucking cunting hosting sites are wank!
I will find somewhere that hosts it that plays all the way through!

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Finally, Porkolt has posted the whole movie!


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.....I watched the whole thing....

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I bet yer proud of your acting skills!

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Acting?

...Oh! Right.

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so your keeping pjp's poop in a jar?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I have no jars that big or any that wouldnt melt!

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they'd glow orange!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Orange Lanterns!

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EPIC!

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Damn I look good.

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That video was awesome!! I laughed out loud quite a bit as I watched it!


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That was... beautiful.


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that is some funny ass shit CC.

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Quote:

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Damn I look good.



In Tightest Arse
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Beware my power, Orange Lanterns dick

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Poetry at its finest!

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Coo' CC

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She said my name!

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PJP said:
Damn I look good.



In Tightest Arse
In Slackest Crack
No anus shall escape my cock
Let those who worship sex with sock
Beware my power, Orange Lanterns dick






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