RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts I can't believe it's not CHATTIME FUN

Guy I don't even know talks to me out of the blue. I'm confused. And aroused. Mostly aroused.

KillaKidd212: Hey
KillaKidd212: i forgot where I added u from I think it was waushare
Lord Mxypltk: probably
KillaKidd212: Do you teach programming/hacking? I think dats where I got ur name from
Lord Mxypltk: No, I teach jewish cuisine
Lord Mxypltk: you?
KillaKidd212: lol?
Lord Mxypltk: ?
Lord Mxypltk: lol what?
Lord Mxypltk: you teach lol?
KillaKidd212: no
Lord Mxypltk: is that like a game like WoW
KillaKidd212: im laughing cuz u said u teach jewish cuisine
Lord Mxypltk: so?
Lord Mxypltk: what's so funny about jewish cuisine?!
KillaKidd212: i think ur being paranoid?
Lord Mxypltk: it's my line of work dude
KillaKidd212: can u just tell me if it was u
KillaKidd212: who made that thread
KillaKidd212: about the hacking lessons
KillaKidd212: or not
Lord Mxypltk: look, I devoted MY LIFE TO JEWISH CUISINE
Lord Mxypltk: I will not stand here and watch you piss on everything I love
KillaKidd212: if it wasnt u
KillaKidd212: then forget it
Lord Mxypltk: look, ok, let's calm down a bit
KillaKidd212: lol
Lord Mxypltk: it's just that I studied at the J.C.I. for three years to get my title and that took a lot of effort
KillaKidd212: W.e
KillaKidd212: forget it then
KillaKidd212: ur obviously
KillaKidd212: the wrong person
KillaKidd212: im not interested in jewish food
Lord Mxypltk: I may have started that thread, I dunno
Lord Mxypltk: it's just that you're being anti-semite to me so I have no reason to be helpful
KillaKidd212: well
KillaKidd212: I asked if u taught it
KillaKidd212: n u said no u teach jewish cuisine
Lord Mxypltk: it's okay, I get that not everyone loves what I do, but you could at least pretend to show some interest
KillaKidd212: so im asumin at this point
KillaKidd212: ur being paranoid and thinkin im a cop
KillaKidd212: dats y ur playin with me
KillaKidd212: n since ur playin w/ me
KillaKidd212: then ur the wrong person
KillaKidd212: or ur just being paranoid
Lord Mxypltk: look, I'm not a dirty copper
KillaKidd212: no
KillaKidd212: i wasnt sayin u were
KillaKidd212: i said u were
KillaKidd212: assuming I am prbly
Lord Mxypltk: you asked me if I was a programming teacher, I said no
KillaKidd212: No
KillaKidd212: i wroter
KillaKidd212: wrote*
KillaKidd212: [20:44] KillaKidd212: Do you teach programming/hacking? I think dats where I got ur name from
Lord Mxypltk: I'm not titled in hacking, dude. they don't teach that in school. it's just a hobbie
Lord Mxypltk: THERE ARE NO HACKING TEACHERS
KillaKidd212: i thought u made a thread
KillaKidd212: on waushare about having
KillaKidd212: hacking lessonws
KillaKidd212: thus teaching
Lord Mxypltk: on the other hand, you CAN graduate on jewish cuisine
KillaKidd212: but mayb u were the wrong person
KillaKidd212: and im confusing u
Lord Mxypltk: no, I probably did that, but that doesn't mean I'm a programming teacher
Lord Mxypltk: I'm not licensed to teach this stuff to kiddies in classrooms, you know
KillaKidd212: well
KillaKidd212: you can teach
KillaKidd212: without beign a teacher
KillaKidd212: by saying do you teach
KillaKidd212: I dont expect licenses and what not
KillaKidd212: I mean teach as in
KillaKidd212: show me what you know etc
KillaKidd212: i didnt
KillaKidd212: say u were a teacher
KillaKidd212: i asked if u culd teach
Lord Mxypltk: oh yeah I can do that but I can't give you a diploma and shit
KillaKidd212: u can teach w/out being a proffesional teacher
Lord Mxypltk: I mean it'll be worthless to your resume dude
KillaKidd212: im not expecting 2 have a diplomoa or anything
Lord Mxypltk: why would you bother?
Lord Mxypltk: it's not gonna get you everywhere
Lord Mxypltk: look at me
KillaKidd212: lol
Lord Mxypltk: I'm a fucking cooking teacher!
KillaKidd212: first of all
KillaKidd212: I didnt want
KillaKidd212: to
KillaKidd212: learn it to use it as a life skill
KillaKidd212: I just want
KillaKidd212: to learn how to program scripts
KillaKidd212: and what not with .php and stuff
KillaKidd212: just to make my internet marketing life easier
Lord Mxypltk: hey man, look, I got some pork in the oven. I gotta go downstairs and season it, be back in five minutes
KillaKidd212: jewish cuisine? yet u cook pork
KillaKidd212: oook..
Lord Mxypltk: I'm open minded
Lord Mxypltk: I gotta make a living
Lord Mxypltk: brb

Lord Mxypltk: ok I'm back
Lord Mxypltk: so what is it you wanna know, exactly?
Lord Mxypltk: hello? I'm back from the kitchen
Lord Mxypltk: oh I see how it is
Lord Mxypltk: this is because I was cooking pork, isn't it?
Lord Mxypltk: who are you to judge me, dude?
Lord Mxypltk: you're behaving just like my father
Lord Mxypltk: "yosef, your dishes are betraying your religion! yosef, you are a disgrace to jews everywhere!"
Lord Mxypltk: well, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I wish I said to him:
Lord Mxypltk: FUCK YOU, BUDDY
KillaKidd212: sorry
Lord Mxypltk: sorry don't cut it
KillaKidd212: i didntnotice
KillaKidd212: ur chat window
Lord Mxypltk: oh
KillaKidd212: im using trillian
Lord Mxypltk: i feel silly now
Lord Mxypltk: lol. so what did you want to ask me?
KillaKidd212: Well
KillaKidd212: do you know how program
KillaKidd212: in .php and stuff/
Lord Mxypltk: yeah
Lord Mxypltk: that's easy
Lord Mxypltk: that's easier to baking kashbah chicken, dude
KillaKidd212: lol
KillaKidd212: well
KillaKidd212: hm
KillaKidd212: instead of you teaching me
KillaKidd212: i often
KillaKidd212: need new programs/scripts
KillaKidd212: perhaps I can pay 4 u 2 do em?
Lord Mxypltk: that's not how I roll
Lord Mxypltk: learning to program php is like learning to swim
Lord Mxypltk: once you're under, you have to stick to it or you'll drown
KillaKidd212: well it's not just .php
KillaKidd212: im looking
KillaKidd212: for a programmer
KillaKidd212: at this point
KillaKidd212: rather then learning my own
KillaKidd212: and on th eway
KillaKidd212: I guess I could pick up knowledge
KillaKidd212: check this thread:
KillaKidd212: http://waushare.com/showthread.php?p=370980#post370980
KillaKidd212: This is an example
KillaKidd212: of two projects
KillaKidd212: https://www.scriptlance.com/cgi-bin/freelancers/buyers.cgi?manage_project=1181005420
Lord Mxypltk: thread ain't loading
Lord Mxypltk: probably a bug in the htt margin
KillaKidd212: https://www.scriptlance.com/cgi-bin/freelancers/buyers.cgi?manage_project=1181005721
Lord Mxypltk: I gotta log in to look at those two threads
Lord Mxypltk: I'm not doing that. just tell me what they say
Lord Mxypltk: I can't log in from this computer, this isn't a safe connection
Lord Mxypltk: well, what are the projects about?
KillaKidd212: well
KillaKidd212: ill copy & paste maybe
Lord Mxypltk: that's cheating
KillaKidd212: Project Mame: Autoaccount Login
KillaKidd212: Hello, I am looking for a script that I could run on a server I own

That can log in to a set of profiles on a social networking site.

When you log in on a profile on a social network, your put on the "online now" list and you get more friend requests, I am looking for a script you can install on a webserver that allows you to provide the login page, and then a list of accounts you want the script to log in to.

With this said, it should have a simple admin interface where you can add more login pages, and accounts that get logged in to these login pages.

The script should work that it logs in to the account, logs out, logs in to the next one, etc, over and over 24/7. This ensures that the accounts are always "logged on".

KillaKidd212: Project - Xpeeps Social Network Bot
KillaKidd212: Hello I am looking to have a bot created for the social network site

xpeeps.com

The program should function like other tools in the industry for other social networks (ex: badder adder, space station, etc)

You should be able to import a list of accounts in an

account:password

format for the program to log into, and it should keep a list of the accounts in a .txt file so you can easily log in from an account in the programs GUI.

The program should be able to extract IDs, send friend requests, comments, and messages.

Only bid if you have the experience and are serious!
Lord Mxypltk: ok, the second one is easy. you don't need to hire someone to do it, it's a piece of cake
KillaKidd212: what about the first 1
Lord Mxypltk: I didn't read it, too many words
KillaKidd212: but u culd do the bot easy>?
Lord Mxypltk: YOU could do the bot easy :0
Lord Mxypltk: my grandma could it
KillaKidd212: I wish I could
KillaKidd212: but I have no coding
KillaKidd212: knowledge
KillaKidd212: so How would I?
Lord Mxypltk: you learn to code, it's easy
KillaKidd212: from, how
Lord Mxypltk: I could teach you, if you will be my student
KillaKidd212: I would do that
KillaKidd212: if you are willing
Lord Mxypltk: i cant give you a diploma or anything tho did i mention that
KillaKidd212: i dont care about
KillaKidd212: any of that
KillaKidd212: i dont need 2 impress any1 or anything
KillaKidd212: I just want 2 learn
KillaKidd212: for myself
KillaKidd212: so I can program my own tools
KillaKidd212: and know security 2 protect my own self
KillaKidd212: and fix vunerabilities
Lord Mxypltk: thats cool, but sometimes you might need a piece of paper like that if you want to be hired by a restaurant or something
KillaKidd212: yeah, I work 4 myself
KillaKidd212: I dont need 2 be hired
KillaKidd212: is the point
KillaKidd212: I do internet marketing online
Lord Mxypltk: okay, cool then
KillaKidd212: everything I do is 4 myself
KillaKidd212: i dont need 2 work for any1
KillaKidd212: afk 4 like 5 mins
Lord Mxypltk: speak english please k

KillaKidd212: Alright, back
Lord Mxypltk: ok
Lord Mxypltk: so what did you wanna ask me?
KillaKidd212: You were just giving me my first lesson
Lord Mxypltk: ah, ok. I'm gonna tell you a couple of things you're gonna need. you better write em down
KillaKidd212: ok
Lord Mxypltk: you got a pencil there or something?
KillaKidd212: I have notepad :-)
Lord Mxypltk: ok, but you might wanna get a pencil too to write in it
KillaKidd212: ko
KillaKidd212: ok***
Lord Mxypltk: ok, here's what you need:
Lord Mxypltk: 2 pork tenderloins (1 1/2 to 2 pounds), sliced 1/2-inch thick
Lord Mxypltk: 3/4 teaspoon dried sage, crushed
Lord Mxypltk: 1/2 teaspoon salt
Lord Mxypltk: dash pepper
Lord Mxypltk: 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
Lord Mxypltk: 1 onion, sliced
Lord Mxypltk: 1 beef bouillon cube or equivalent beef base
Lord Mxypltk: 1/4 cup boiling water
Lord Mxypltk: 1 cup sour cream
Lord Mxypltk: 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
Lord Mxypltk: I think that's it.
KillaKidd212: uhhhh
KillaKidd212: wat?
Lord Mxypltk: no wait
Lord Mxypltk: Cooked noodles.
KillaKidd212: I wish I had those
KillaKidd212: im not going to be able to get any of that
Lord Mxypltk: why not?
Lord Mxypltk: they're easy to get, just go to the market
KillaKidd212: cuz my mom would ask
KillaKidd212: why do I have a bunch f cooking
KillaKidd212: supplies
KillaKidd212: for no reason
KillaKidd212: of*
Lord Mxypltk: you tell her you want to learn cooking and your special adult friend in the internet is teaching you
KillaKidd212: lol
KillaKidd212: but I dont want to learn cooking
Lord Mxypltk: what?
KillaKidd212: I already know
KillaKidd212: how to cook the foods I like
Lord Mxypltk: oh shit you're the one who wants to learn coding aren't you?
KillaKidd212: yes
KillaKidd212: lmao
Lord Mxypltk: shit, that's why the other kid was confused when I told you to download those plugins
Lord Mxypltk: *him
KillaKidd212: lol
Lord Mxypltk: he was like, "what am I gonna do with these plugins?" and I said "you can't start without them!" OH MY GOD LOL
KillaKidd212: lol
Lord Mxypltk: ok, so the first thing you need to know is that coding is a lot like riding a bike.
KillaKidd212: how so
Lord Mxypltk: that's just a metaphor, of course
Lord Mxypltk: in actual reality it's nothing like riding a bike, because you don't get into a bike and ride
Lord Mxypltk: but the thought process involved is basically the same
KillaKidd212: ahhh gotcha
Lord Mxypltk: when you're coding, you're using the same areas of your brain and employing the same resources
Lord Mxypltk: only you're doing it in a computer and it's not real
Lord Mxypltk: it's like riding a pretend bike, get it?
KillaKidd212: right
Lord Mxypltk: You right on the right side, safe. Ride on the left side, safe.
Lord Mxypltk: Ride in the middle, sooner or later, you get squished just like a grape.
Lord Mxypltk: With coding, it's the same thing.
KillaKidd212: yea
Lord Mxypltk: Either you do coding, or you don't do coding.
Lord Mxypltk: You do coding "guess so", you get squashed.
Lord Mxypltk: Understand?
KillaKidd212: yes
Lord Mxypltk: Ready?
KillaKidd212: yeaup
Lord Mxypltk: First we make the sacred pact. I promise to teach coding. That's my part.
Lord Mxypltk: You promise to learn. I say, you do. No questions. That's your part.
Lord Mxypltk: Deal?
KillaKidd212: Okay
Lord Mxypltk: First wash all the cars, then wax.
KillaKidd212: Which means...?
Lord Mxypltk: Remember the deal. No questions.
KillaKidd212: lol
Lord Mxypltk: Wax on right hand. Wax off left hand.
KillaKidd212: so say statements
KillaKidd212: to have you continue?
Lord Mxypltk: statements?
KillaKidd212: u said
KillaKidd212: dont ask questions
KillaKidd212: if you ever idle up
KillaKidd212: ill just say a statement like go on
KillaKidd212: or something
Lord Mxypltk: why are you asking so many questions?
Lord Mxypltk: oh shit
Lord Mxypltk: you're a fucking cop, aren't you?
KillaKidd212: lol no
Lord Mxypltk: oh shit I knew it
KillaKidd212: what do u mean
KillaKidd212: im not?
Lord Mxypltk: listen, listen, that part about being a hacker, I was just kidding.
KillaKidd212: dude
KillaKidd212: im not a cop
Lord Mxypltk: I believe you, I'm not calling you a liar, but please don't press any charges
KillaKidd212: u gotta belive me, im not a cop
Lord Mxypltk: Oh yes, I believe you.

And then I left.

he was hitting on you.

Dammit, I always miss that.

all that stuff about wanting you to "teach" him.































































IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

That Killa Kid didn't seem very nice.

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