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were in the same jenney craig program...


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NutriSystem is better.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!


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This thread has degenerated into a dark and scary place...


Oderint, dum metuant.


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Yeah, I miss it when we were just talking about how no one could handle drinking with Harley. It was also less of a sausage party then.


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Yeah...

and I didn't say no one could handle drinking with Harley...just knut.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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actually with Uschi posting in the thread it became more of a sausage fest. \:damntrue\:

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Dude, I'm a WALKING sausage fest. I carry a brew and I'm OKTOBERfest.


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see what I mean?

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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
Yeah...

and I didn't say no one could handle drinking with Harley...just knut.




\:rollseyes \:rollseyes


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Well, we'll just see about that won't we?


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
Yeah...

and I didn't say no one could handle drinking with Harley...just knut.



We need to set up some kind of challenge.

I volunteer to go out drinking with Harley first.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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he ain't hatin, Joe. he's just keepin it real.


Din't say he was hatin'. Said he was hateful. Like Silky Johnson.

Where is that alt anyways?


I'm not surprised you haven't found me, Joe Mama, since I haven't fallen asleep at the bottom of any bags of french fries, recently.

Good Lord, do I hate you, Joe Mama. Reading your posts is about as enjoyable as watching Willard Scott and Biz Markie playing strip poker in a burn ward.


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And yet you keep going back, Silky. Back to the burn unit in hopes that some poor lady will look upon your ashy skin, see a kindred spirit, and give you the love you never had - not from the momma that shat you out, not from the daddy who perpetuated the stereotype, not from anyone. Back to the burn unit to get a glimpse of some celebrity cock and maybe make a quick buck being the PCG to Willard's or Biz' Air Force "landlord." You lazy, shiftless, do-nothing piece of welfare fraud. Of course you didn't fall asleep in a bag of french fries - that would mean you actually showed up for job that your parole officer got for you after you got out of prison for solicitation of the elderly. I hate you, Silky. I hate that your existence gives King Snarf hope for getting laid and Rex hope for turning his life around. I hate that PCG can look at you, say "Maybe my life isn't so bad," and not give these boards the greatest gift he can by offing himself. I hate you Silky Johnson!


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In all fairness, Joe, my life ain't so bad. Livin' on my own, got a job, and overall things are goin' pretty well.

... and I'm still doing better'n Silky.
... Or Rex.


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Yeah, I guess that whole fake suicide was your low point.


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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
In all fairness, Joe, my life ain't so bad. Livin' on my own, got a job, and overall things are goin' pretty well.

... and I'm still doing better'n Silky.
... Or Rex.


Did you...just no-sell my hateful post to Silky, you stupid little twat?

Please die. Kill yourself before your "landlord" kills you in a fit of gay passion.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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You'll be happy to know I was compared to his wife tonight.


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dude. We don't wanna know that shit.


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Of course you were. He probably said, "PCG's asshole is almost as tight as my 'wife's' was when I first met 'her.'"


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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No.
It was... "Damn, you unloaded the dishwasher? You're more useful than my wife! ... 'cept you don't have boobies or a vagina..."


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Do you want us to make fun of you?


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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
No.
It was... "Damn, you unloaded the dishwasher? You're more useful than my wife! ... 'cept you don't have boobies or a vagina..."


So he was just heaping on the praise, eh? Betcha you let him stick it in you without a rubber or lube for his reward.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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No, he's got a girlfriend for that. Right now we're having a discussion about 1girl1pitcher, and the quality of his noodles.


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In other words, it's "no" to bareback but "yes" to ass-to-mouth.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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No. Wow, way you talk about it this guy's got a regular harem -- wife, girlfriend, and Italian sex god.


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You actually refer to yourself as his girlfriend? Wow.

Does he make you call him "Italian sex god," or do you do that by choice?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Nah, he's an Irish boy, actually.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
And yet you keep going back, Silky. Back to the burn unit in hopes that some poor lady will look upon your ashy skin, see a kindred spirit, and give you the love you never had - not from the momma that shat you out, not from the daddy who perpetuated the stereotype, not from anyone. Back to the burn unit to get a glimpse of some celebrity cock and maybe make a quick buck being the PCG to Willard's or Biz' Air Force "landlord." You lazy, shiftless, do-nothing piece of welfare fraud. Of course you didn't fall asleep in a bag of french fries - that would mean you actually showed up for job that your parole officer got for you after you got out of prison for solicitation of the elderly. I hate you, Silky. I hate that your existence gives King Snarf hope for getting laid and Rex hope for turning his life around. I hate that PCG can look at you, say "Maybe my life isn't so bad," and not give these boards the greatest gift he can by offing himself. I hate you Silky Johnson!


Good Lord, Joe Mama! You sour the air with your hateful presence, like a chili dog burp during sex.

As for my supposed influence, I'm afraid the only mutual hope for King Snarf and rex, would be if King Snarf were to break into rex's house and steal his sock drawer.

And, I do foresee a future for you and your new valet, PCG, performing the classic "Who's On First?" sketch at local comedy venues, then performing the explicit "Who's On First?" in local rest area bathrooms.

Hateful as ever, Joe Mama. And perhaps because...


 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Nah, he's an Irish boy, actually.


...Joe Mama knows all about the "Irish Curse".


And potatoes.

As a matter of fact, there's a hole in Joe Mama's left cheek that you can stick a plastic pipe in.


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I just have one question.

How the hell did I get brought into this anyway?


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