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frollock and play, my children!

Can we take our clothes off first?

Llance,remember what the judge told you and keep your clothes on at all times.

do as gerald says, llance

it is done

Rob is a man of action.

As long as said action is nowhere near his bedroom.

It's true!

This is not love, Disco.

Love makes you fly. It gives you wings.

You just want to get your dick wet. This is not love!

She'll hurt you, Disco. Kimi will use you and throw you away like a drained rag doll.

And then who will be there to pick up the pieces?

Dave'll be there for you. Dave is there for me everytime I get divoced.

Uh...Can I put my clothes back on now?

Yes,If you and Cap Howdy are done.

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.

When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.

"Johnny, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.

"I don't have to," the little boy replied.

"Of course you do," his mother insisted.

"We say a prayer before eating at our house."

"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

Frolic.

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our taxes are less Than Sweden's (For
Most Tax Brackets)

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't
Actually Surrender

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw
Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared

9.Upon Elizabeth's death in 1830, Monroe moved to New York City to live with his daughter
Maria Hester Monroe Gouverneur who had married Samuel L. Gouverneur in the first White
House wedding. Monroe died there from heart failure and tuberculosis on July 4, 1831, 55
years after the U.S. Declaration of Independence was proclaimed and 5 years after the
death of Presidents John Adams and Thomas Jefferson. He was originally buried in New
York at the Gouverneur family vault in the New York City Marble Cemetery. Twenty-seven
years later in 1858 he was re-interred to the President's Circle at Hollywood Cemetery
in Richmond, Virginia.

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Ripening
by Joanne McCarthy

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen
--Brigitte Bardot

When she regretted was her skim,
folding in on itself like fabric,
elasticity gone.
Life-juice that plumped her cheeks disappeared,
wrinkles cast their fine net across her face,
laugh-lined her mouth.
Her eyes deepened,
AThe Hairdress warned her about the gray.
Leave it, she said, I want to see
what nature will do.
What nature did was remind her that ripeness
is all, that autumn is the richest season,
that preparing for snow means building a shelter,
that warmth within withstands
whatever winter howls without

When the baby laughed,
reach for her breast
even though milk had been gone for years,
she remembered sweet burdens of motherhood
relinquished them gladly,
her destiny now another--grandmother,
wise woman, matriarch.
The brain holds whan I am
she said, knowing then that body was always hers
The heart hold what I would be
the womb can rest.
She saw her life, and knew that it was good

Taken from the book
If I had my life to live over
Editd by Sandra Haldeman Martz
Papier Mache Press--Watsonville, California 1992

WHEN I'M A LITTLE OLD LADY

When I'm a little old lady
Then I'll live with my children
and bring them great joy.

To repay all I've had
from each girl and boy
I shall draw on the walls
and scuff up the floor;
Run in and out
without closing the door.

I'll hide frogs in the pantry,
socks under my bed.

Whenever they scold me,
I'll hang my head.

I'll run and I'll romp,
always fritter away
The time to be spent
doing chores every day.

I'll pester my children
when they are on the phone.

As long as they're busy
I won't leave them alone.

Hide candy in closets,
rocks in a drawer,
And never pick up my clothes
from the floor.

Dash off to the movies
and not wash a dish.

I'll plead for allowance
whenever I wish.

I'll stuff up the plumbing
and deluge the floor.
As soon as they've mopped it,
I'll flood it some more.

When they correct me,
I'll lie down and cry,
Kicking and screaming,
not a tear in my eye.

I'll take all their pencils
and flashlights, and then
When they buy new ones,
I'll take them again.

I'll spill glasses of milk
to complete every meal,
Eat my banana and
just drop the peel.

Put toys on the table,
spill jam on the floor,
I'll break lots of dishes
as though I were four.

What fun I shall have,
what joy it will be to
Live with my children....
the way they lived with me!

~author unknown~

Doyle: What am I supposed to do about supper while you're out runnin'
around with that fag?
Linda: You're not crippled, get in there and make it yourself.
Doyle: Talkin' back and everything. That kinda makes me horny, Linda.
Linda: Frank, maybe you better go play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk
nasty.
Frank: I don't wanna go play in my room.
Doyle: He don't wanna go play in his room. Let's all just sit here and be a
family. Until your mentally retarded friend and your homosexual friend get
here.

Doyle: Linda, go get my guitar. It's out there with that looney toon.

7246 - centered heptagonal number
7247 - safe prime
7260 - triangular number
7267 - decagonal number
7272 - Kaprekar number

7291 - nonagonal number
7349 - Sophie Germain prime
7351 - cuban prime of the form x = y + 1
7381 - triangular number

Wank
Wank, Bavaria Location Bavaria, Germany is a German mountain close to the Austrian border
in the southwestern Estergebirge range near Garmisch-Partenkirchen. The
peak is 1780 metres above mean sea level.Mount Wank has been linked to Garmisch-Partenkirchen by cable car since
1928.In 1982 the lift was upgraded into a modern rotary cable car system. The
ride takes 20 minutes from the valley to a mountain station close to the
peak (valley station 728m, mountain station 1742m). The mountain hut
(Alois Huber House) was built by the local branch of the German Alpine
Association (DAV) in 1911.


Cry
Cry is a litlle town and commune of France, in Burgundy Bourgogne région, in
the Yonne département in the arrondissement of Avallon with renting canoes
on an adventure park on a river Armançon. The beautiful old stone bridge is
build from five century.

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