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This dude was on the radio this morning on the way to work. I nearly crashed eight times because I was laughing so hard.

Click here to go to Amazon and read part of the first chapter.

"You don't want to "earn" your price, you want to "cost" it. This is the psychology behind the whole game: anything worth having, you must pay for up front."

And the best part is, it's in the self help section.


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Yeah, that sounds like "training" in the S&M game. It's all stupid retarded shit. If you want to really...really play that shit..the pimps and hos are both punk ass bitches..and stupid for thinking that's all life is about.


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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
Yeah, that sounds like "training" in the S&M game. It's all stupid retarded shit. If you want to really...really play that shit..the pimps and hos are both punk ass bitches..and stupid for thinking that's all life is about.


I think you hurt Timberley's feelings. He's not even tossing punkasses over the top rope... \:\(


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yet.......

gotta wait til they sober up!
it's no fun if they are gona wake up and have no idea where they are, n what happened anyway.

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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healthy shits are just that

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Anyone who calls them self a pimp = low self esteemed loser who chases after fat women with low self esteem.


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Knurkel and BPT are actually pimples...Pimps that are easily crushed, and leak white goo when aroused.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Anyone who calls them self a pimp = low self esteemed loser who chases after fat women with low self esteem.


actualy, there is inside joke associated with it. but that is neither here nor there, as i don;t feel the need to explain myself to a self admitted sock fucker, i won;t go into it.

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 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
Knurkel and BPT are actually pimples...Pimps that are easily crushed, and leak white goo when aroused.



silly angry drunk pig dave

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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
actualy, there is inside joke associated with it. but that is neither here nor there, as i don;t feel the need to explain myself to a self admitted sock fucker, i won;t go into it.



I jerk off into socks. Big fucking deal. You're a semi-literate douche that has thousands of posts but have never said anything worth remembering. You make black PCgay look intelligent.


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more bitching. thousands of posts, and all you do is bitch. hypocrite.
and apparently you still have a hardon for a boy that hasn't posted here in how long?

to borrow a phrase, "fuck off, cunt!"

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Gah....


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I've done more than bitching. Maybe if you stopped trying to reply to every thread and actually read one of them you would know this.


And copying nowie? Thank you for proving my point once again. He's the ultimate whiner.


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In case you forgot what to do now, this is when you start to insult the women here in a sad and pathetic attempt to ruin their self esteem so they might be interested in a loser douche like you.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
I've done more than bitching. Maybe if you stopped trying to reply to every thread and actually read one of them you would know this.


And copying nowie? Thank you for proving my point once again. He's the ultimate whiner.



really, because in the process of responding on every thread, i have come across alot of your bitching and complaing. it's an endless thing with you. and i really don't care. just like now. what are you doing? being a whiny lil cunt. throwing out random names in a vain attempt to hurt my feelings. grow up, lose the socks, but what it comes down to is i really don;t care what ya think.

 Originally Posted By: rex
In case you forgot what to do now, this is when you start to insult the women here in a sad and pathetic attempt to ruin their self esteem so they might be interested in a loser douche like you.


saddest part is, most people even without knowing the basis behind the name, get that it's a joke, and your to fuckin boneheaded to realize it. only eoman on here i have any desire to insult is you.

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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

 Originally Posted By: rex
I've done more than bitching. Maybe if you stopped trying to reply to every thread and actually read one of them you would know this.


And copying nowie? Thank you for proving my point once again. He's the ultimate whiner.



really, because in the process of responding on every thread, i have come across alot of your bitching and complaing. it's an endless thing with you. and i really don't care. just like now. what are you doing? being a whiny lil cunt. throwing out random names in a vain attempt to hurt my feelings. grow up, lose the socks, but what it comes down to is i really don;t care what ya think.

 Originally Posted By: rex
In case you forgot what to do now, this is when you start to insult the women here in a sad and pathetic attempt to ruin their self esteem so they might be interested in a loser douche like you.


saddest part is, most people even without knowing the basis behind the name, get that it's a joke, and your to fuckin boneheaded to realize it. only eoman on here i have any desire to insult is you.



What the hell is a eoman?


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exactly


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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

 Originally Posted By: rex
I've done more than bitching. Maybe if you stopped trying to reply to every thread and actually read one of them you would know this.


And copying nowie? Thank you for proving my point once again. He's the ultimate whiner.



really, because in the process of responding on every thread, i have come across alot of your bitching and complaing. it's an endless thing with you. and i really don't care. just like now. what are you doing? being a whiny lil cunt. throwing out random names in a vain attempt to hurt my feelings. grow up, lose the socks, but what it comes down to is i really don;t care what ya think.

 Originally Posted By: rex
In case you forgot what to do now, this is when you start to insult the women here in a sad and pathetic attempt to ruin their self esteem so they might be interested in a loser douche like you.


saddest part is, most people even without knowing the basis behind the name, get that it's a joke, and your to fuckin boneheaded to realize it. only eoman on here i have any desire to insult is you.


funny, you don't care, but you can't leave the thread and stop replying and calling names. amazing.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

but what it comes down to is i really don;t care what ya think.


are you still not getting it?

once more to make sure you read it.

 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

but what it comes down to is i really don;t care what ya think.

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Even though you claimed to have put me on ignore? That means you're taking me off ignore to read my posts.


Once again, you make no sense and make yourself look like a bigger idiot.


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actually, i have never claimed to have you on ignore.

just today, or perhaps yesterday i stated i had no one on ignore, nor do i plan to. though i did inquire as to how it was going for someone who did have you on ignore. pay more attention, "douche," instead of looking for things to bitch about.

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whatever


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 Quote:
Once again, you make no sense and make yourself look like a bigger idiot.

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Ok, I'll admit that I'm half wrong on that one. I just looked it up and courtney was the one who put me on ignore. You two are so alike I get you confused.






You're still a semi-literate douche with self esteem problems.


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and once again you've found another poster to stalk. A pointless argument where your point is invalid containing name calling and repeating, but yet you think you've taken the upper hand.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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and once again you've found another poster to stalk. A pointless argument where your point is invalid containing name calling and repeating, but yet you think you've taken the upper hand.



pointless? yes. as i pretty much said from the start

name calling? plenty of it in here, and all over, open your eyes.

repeating? how many times does it need to be said before it sinks in?

another? like i supposedly stalked you? with the countless pm's, im's, phone calls? by countless i mean 0.

why you dislike me is no concern of mine. but to say my point is invalid when my whole point was the original enmity towards me was pointless and invalid makes no sense. if he doesn't like it, he can ignore me, or leave (again) yet to accuse others of things he does (like make posts with nothing to further the discussion, like bitching), is hypocritical, and i really don't care.

and see, having repeated myself, i must have the upperhand.

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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
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and once again you've found another poster to stalk. A pointless argument where your point is invalid containing name calling and repeating, but yet you think you've taken the upper hand.



pointless? yes. as i pretty much said from the start

name calling? plenty of it in here, and all over, open your eyes.

repeating? how many times does it need to be said before it sinks in?

another? like i supposedly stalked you? with the countless pm's, im's, phone calls? by countless i mean 0.

why you dislike me is no concern of mine. but to say my point is invalid when my whole point was the original enmity towards me was pointless and invalid makes no sense. if he doesn't like it, he can ignore me, or leave (again) yet to accuse others of things he does (like make posts with nothing to further the discussion, like bitching), is hypocritical, and i really don't care.

and see, having repeated myself, i must have the upperhand.


and again, proving my point that you follow people and threads just to pick an argument with nothing. your really just being more pathetic, complaining, bitching and name calling about someones bitching and name calling. that really doesn't put you at the better end of it, nor frankly make you a pimp. well maybe for a lifetime series, but not really.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

and again, proving my point that you follow people and threads just to pick an argument with nothing.



Is that for tim or for rex?


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really at this point it doesn't matter. one is just emulating the other.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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fair enough...


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the fact that your responses are riddled with hypocracy doesn't seem to bother you much.

bitching.... check
name calling.... check
complaining....check


and yet because i respond when i was addressed, i follow? and your excuse?
and i suppose because i responded to your statements, i am now following. yet when you respond it will be to once again impart the common folk with your proufound revelations of.... nothing.

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Have you been preparing that post all day? Have I really pissed you off that badly? Are you really that pathetic?


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nah, some of us have jobs

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 Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim
the fact that your responses are riddled with hypocracy doesn't seem to bother you much.

bitching.... check
name calling.... check
complaining....check


and yet because i respond when i was addressed, i follow? and your excuse?
and i suppose because i responded to your statements, i am now following. yet when you respond it will be to once again impart the common folk with your proufound revelations of.... nothing.


lets see, did i name call. nope. hurm interesting that you whine about someone pinting out that your whining about someone elses bitching.

using old worn out jokes about no job and sock fucker makes your whining more, well rex'ed.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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sorry, reread. yes you did indeed name call. nothing new here, and would go back to your invalid arguement from a ways back. try as you might, you tried to say somthing made me pathetic. still name calling. however you wish to wrap it up. more hypocracy.

and as for a work joke, heh, i was at work. being that i work 12's, would account for the rather large gap in response time. he set lobbed in the easy joke, and i hit it.

and again, the whole thing is not about whining, as much as you try and make it seem. he decided to make claims and i pointed out he is very much guilty of similair things. and to chastise anyone for using jokes such as sock fucker, would shake the foundation and make the boards "asplode" being that half of the posts here involve rob is gay, in the butt, sock fucker or similair posts.

lastly.... your still responding....
as you said, are you following a thread? stalkiing? or perhaps you have somthing to say and you wanted to say it. funny how when you wish to speak, you do so. yet the gall to try and imply otherwise about anyone else is ludicrous.

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I really got to you didn't I? You probably put more thought into that one post than all of your others combined.


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