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http://news.aol.com/entertainment/movies...212071309990001Posted: 2007-12-12 08:04:02 Filed Under: Celebrity Baby Boom, Movie News (Dec. 12) -- Jessica Alba and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Cash Warren are expecting a child, her spokesman tells PEOPLE. Getty Images 'Awake' and 'Sin City' starlet Jessica Alba will have to take some time off of her busy schedule, as she and boyfriend Cash Warren announce they're expecting a child in the spring or summer of 2008. "I confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," Alba's rep Brad Cafarelli said. The 26-year-old 'Awake' starlet met Warren on the set of 'The Fantastic Four' in 2004. Warren was working as a director's assistant, and the relationship between the two began to grow immediately. Alba said recently that she was in talks to make her Broadway debut in the summer of 2008, but chances are her pregnancy will nix those plans. She was reportedly going to star in David Mamet's 'Speed-the-Plow.' PEOPLE reports that Alba and Warren have been spotted out and about in Los Angeles in recent days.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jessica, say "goodbye" to that hot body and "hello" to the wall you're about to hit.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Dude, in a few weeks she should have a little more meat on her bones and those bigger preggo boobs!
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You can bang her to the third trimester then switch to the anus.
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Jubarg, you are wise indeed.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Jessica, say "goodbye" to that hot body and "hello" to the wall you're about to hit. Yeah, I predict that she's going to be a "Britney Spears" in terms of what pregnancy does to both her looks and her career (given that said career has been based wholly on her looks). On the "bright" side for those of you who really need to see her naked, this will probably speed her trajectory towards doing softcore porn "direct to video" films for DVD and Skinemax.
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Jessica, say "goodbye" to that hot body and "hello" to the wall you're about to hit. Yeah, I predict that she's going to be a "Britney Spears" in terms of what pregnancy does to both her looks and her career (given that said career has been based wholly on her looks). On the "bright" side for those of you who really need to see her naked, this will probably speed her trajectory towards doing softcore porn "direct to video" films for DVD and Skinemax. On the other hand, they could work her pregnancy into Fantastic Four 3. Remember Franklin Richards? Maybe she'll go to the gym after baby dearest is born, and get back her pre - pregnancy body.. As for the softcore porn crap on Cinemax, I hate it. The men are all far too young and thin, so there's nothing for me to look at there.. and, late at night ( 2- 4 am ) when I need a good movie to fall asleep to, half of Cinemax is infested with that fake porn shit.
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I can't wait until her body is ruined and she's gonna regret not doing nude scenes.
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Your mom regrets not doing nude scenes.
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You can bang her to the third trimester then switch to the anus. That's why you're the hero, and they're the zero... 
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