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Let's see how many comic book themed puns this thread can Spawn.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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I was hoping for better Quality, but I'll take what I can get.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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The pig goes oink.
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Let's see how many comic book themed puns this thread can Spawn. Maybe you'd have gotten more responses if you phrased it in the form of... a Question?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Snarf is trying to Steel the show.
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What a joker. But I suppose it would take some kind of superman to stop this thing from It's Science! With Dr.Radium! Maybe we could Lucifer for a while and Jonah Hex once someone keeps Tallyman.
Battlepope.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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Snarf is trying to Steel the show. Now now. Don't be a thor luthor.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
-Conan the Barbarian
"Well, yeah."
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"If I had a dime for every time Pariah was right about something I'd owe twenty cents."
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"Fair enough. I defer to your expertise."
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Rack MisterJLA!
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A Marvel- ous time was had by all at the office Christmas party.
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Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin ran away
The Batmobile
lost its wheel
and ran into some hay
Hey!
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I can see some of you need Mentoring in the ways of the pun war.
I'd be happy to offer my assistance. If you can't pay for lessons, we can work something out with a trade and Barda system, or something like that.
Just be warned: once you've gone to the Darkseid, there's no going back. So Desaad carefully.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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Rex wants to be mentored by Beardguy. Is that a pun?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Um...no.
And you'd have to be Stark Raven mad to think otherwise.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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Rex wants to be mentored by Beardguy. Is that a pun? No, it's a disaster.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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A Major Disaster at that.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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It could send me into the Negative Zone
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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It could send me into the Negative Zone Not bad. You do know a Thing or two about punmanship.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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Hey, Mister, I'm Fantastic at it!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Maybe...but you'll never be able to Klaw your way up to my level.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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Then I'll just have to Blastaar my way up there, then!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Gah...that pun was truly an Abomination.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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Call a Dr., Doom is approaching!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Meanwhile, where's everyone else? I'd hate to be Kursed by having you as my only opponent.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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Yeah, it seems that there's a virtual Legion of other posters that could be joining in on the fun.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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I guess they're trying to remain Loki.
Or maybe they're afraid to take on the Weapun Master.
But in the meantime, don't D'spayre.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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Titanic never made it to the Mur - dock, as it hit an iceberg.
It was made of Steel, but it sunk like a rock.
Those aboard were members of the Doom Patrol, and they did not have it Easy Co.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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You don't really think you'll Wynn, do you?
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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I'm made of Iron, Man!
Love Metallica's song, Enter Sandman.
Octopus's garden, too!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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So why is everyone else Stane away?
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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So why is everyone else Stane away? I am sure the answers would be some Strange Tales. Maybe they're all on a Journey Into Mystery. Or they are out partying with the Brave and The Bold.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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